🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Fornicario]

Agree but getting his ass kicked was because he was trying to fuck a 14 year old girl and they don't mind if you do that in Mexico as long as you have the almighty american dollar

You make a fair point. But Ralph was planning to be the Kang in a region under cartel law. My bet was he'd mouth off to the wrong Mexican and we'd get Gunt Punt 3: The Final Fight.

 

[4outa5]

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holy shit. thanks Internet.

 

[Glowie]

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I'm so sorry, EVS.

Do these disgusting fucks diet or exercise to avoid looking like that comic book nerd from Simpsons?

 

[make_it_so]

Nothing says trad Christian manly man like a 20 year porn addiction.

Nah, Ralph dumped the trad Christian LARP as soon as he torched the bridge with Fuentes and America First (though he was barely keeping it up even then).

 

[Gif Wizard]

Apparently Ralph (Host of the infamous Kill Report) got in trouble with Elon Musk's Twitter Platform :

https://nitter.net/TheRalphRetort/status/1751354806919192620

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Well Ralph when you do stuff like this ... it's not surprising.



Edit :

I made a little video

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Ralph loves when a hooker allows kissing

We've heard the story in depth before to prove it

 

[John Andrews Stan]

She’s not as hideous as Meigh, but Pantsuela is no oil painting. Considering how cheap Mexican whores are, it’s downright grim that Ralph can’t afford one who’s pretty. And I’m betting she charges him as much for the photos as she does for the blumpkins.

 

[Steamboat Captain]

She’s not as hideous as Meigh, but Pantsuela is no oil painting. Considering how cheap Mexican whores are, it’s downright grim that Ralph can’t afford one who’s pretty. And I’m betting she charges him as much for the photos as she does for the blumpkins.

Meigh just looks like a dude to me, there's no fixing that face and the rest of her body is just weird. Pantseula is a big improvement, but that's like saying my Enterprise car rental is an improvement over the jalopy I sold - it's not really mine

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pantseula is a big improvement, but that's like saying my Enterprise car rental is an improvement over the jalopy I sold - it's not really mine

And it is also a shitbox but has a fresh coat of paint.

 

[Lidl Drip]

She’s not as hideous as Meigh, but Pantsuela is no oil painting. Considering how cheap Mexican whores are, it’s downright grim that Ralph can’t afford one who’s pretty. And I’m betting she charges him as much for the photos as she does for the blumpkins.

He had to find one that's willing to be in pictures with him and also does the peepee poopoo stuff he likes.

 

[SargonF00t]

And it is also a shitbox but has a fresh coat of paint.

Well Ralph is really all about the shitbox

 

[AltisticRight]

Apparently Ralph (Host of the infamous Kill Report) got in trouble with Elon Musk's Twitter Platform :

If Wings and Ethan Ralph had a fight, Wings will win in 45 seconds.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

If Wings and Ethan Ralph had a fight, Wings will win in 45 seconds.

that's double the time of one from dynamic duo of Tard and Lard

 

[AltisticRight]

that's double the time of one from dynamic duo of Tard and Lard

Tardski was fighting someone with 2+ years of experience. Wings is just fat.
If Ethan Ralph fought Salt Papi, he'll be done in the first 10 seconds.

 

[McWeaeselton]

The Conway Killer would absolutely destroy him. The ralphafemale should stick to trying to fight women where he at least has some small chance of winning. The Pepsi Pimp would make him disappear faster than a banquet meal.

 

[Menachem Sneedson]

wow first time seeing ralph in weeks, he's losing weight fast, it has to be meth or something right?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

If Wings and Ethan Ralph had a fight, Wings will win in 45 seconds.

Generous. We saw from Portugal the first time fatty gets trouble he takes a dive to the ground. So the fight will be over in 5 seconds with Wings beating up a fat baby while Ralph’s gunt is spilling out

 

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Generous. We saw from Portugal the first time fatty gets trouble he takes a dive to the ground. So the fight will be over in 5 seconds with Wings beating up a fat baby while Ralph’s gunt is spilling out

It'd be funny if Ralph reflexively started calling out for the police, only to remember that it's an officially sanctioned fight.

 

[AltisticRight]

Generous. We saw from Portugal the first time fatty gets trouble he takes a dive to the ground. So the fight will be over in 5 seconds with Wings beating up a fat baby while Ralph’s gunt is spilling out

If I were to be fair, I'd say he lasts 60 seconds.
However, this is Ethan Ralph we're talking about. He'll last a total of 0 seconds because he'll wuss out and resort to Xeeting about how tough of a Southern outlaw he is.

Tardski only fought Salt Papi because the Pillroach refused to fight. He has zero rights to laugh at that event whatsoever because he's even more pathetic.

 

[SargonF00t]

Tardski only fought Salt Papi because the Pillroach refused to fight. He has zero rights to laugh at that event whatsoever because he's even more pathetic.

Tardski also showed his complete lack of boxing knowledge in taking that fight.

I had seen footage of Salt Papi well before the fight(and knew it was going to be Salt Papi by KO), and surely Warski must have seen it too, but he couldn't comprehend how much better Salt Papi obviously was than him.

I always get a chuckle thinking about how Keemstar didn't give a fuck having such a mismatch and putting Warski's health at risk.