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[batteredpancakes]

TiF gets clocked by coworker because of her sneeze.
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Spoiler: someone outed me at work

as the title says. yesterday i was caught off guard when a manager ask me outright, and i hesitantly replied yes. she said she had a cousin that was trans. today, i sneezed, and a coworker said i sneezed like a girl, then said he didn’t ‘know about me’ before, and that he thought i was just a gay guy (im queer, but, for the sake of this, yes. i am ‘just a gay guy’).

i dont know who told them, but it really was not their place to do so. i told my coworker its not usually something i disclose as it can be dangerous for me. for us. it’s really rubbing me the wrong way

No recent pics but this is her three years ago

 

[batteredpancakes]

TiF accepts a handjob offer at one of those Asian massage places. Expected the woman to just treat her T-dick like a penis. It didn't go well.
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Short rant: MT saw my genitals and called me a woman​

Asian massage therapist offered me the handy at the end of an oil massage, which I eagerly accepted. She pulled down the genital garment, and said “oh you’re a woman” and said how she doesn’t know how to proceed. She went back to ask about my top surgery scars which she initially asked if it was an injury, then noted that she knows a mtf, and asked my dreaded question of when did I decide to “become a man”. I didn’t want the special service anymore but she insisted and said will discount it since “I’m a woman”. But no enjoyment was to be had. Ugh, I can’t get the “woman” thing out of my head. Well that ruined everything and I’m back in phallo despair

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Honestly I thought she was going to treat my tdick like a cis dick. Wishful thinking now I realize…

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why would you say yes to that if she didnt know you were trans. which she clearly didn’t if she didn’t know what top surgery scars are. Idk what you were expecting no way that situation wasn’t going to end awkwardly

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She had been massaging the hip area and brushing her hands against my genitalia for a good while. Also had a butt massage with the garment pulled down and she brushed against my bits. I thought she knew at that point honestly. Had a prior MT experience who was more professional about it when I flipped over (nothing was mentioned about my trans status) but that one did not come with a happy ending offer

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hmm yeah idk. it sucks you got called a woman for sure. but a happy ending massage seems like a risky scenario unless for some reason it’s a business that has a lot of trans clients. I doubt that exists though. it sucks if that’s something you’re interested in experiencing but it’s probably best to not say yes to that because at best it’ll be awkward and at worst could be violent

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Lesson learned. I’m not worried about violence with female MTs. I was planning to go to a men’s spa next (group nudity, but female MTs pick out the men to offer private special massages) but after this recent experience I might need to reset my expectations…

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If you're interested in casual/spontaneous sexual or nude experiences you can certainly go for them, but you will need to be upfront as soon as it matters, and steel yourself for a wide variety of reactions. Some will be unexpectedly positive but like this one, even the less negative ones are still often gonna be uninformed and shitty. Be clear and strict about terms, boundaries, expectations and know that yeah unfortunately you will run into the negatives sometimes. Also sometimes no matter how much you show someone to do it like a handjob they just don't get it. (also you should probably mark the original post as nsfw)

And another TiF with a story. The Vietnamese woman just brought in the woman from the front desk so the two of them could laugh at the TiF.

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Wow I am seriously surprised you said yes to that. The average massage therapist isn’t going to know what to do with our junk.

Actually has a really terrible experience getting a massage which I later realised was not just a massage. They asked me to lie on my back and saw I didn’t have a dick, brought in the woman from the desk and they both laughed awkwardly. I wanted to fucking die. I was on holiday and just had a sore back.

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Fuck, I can’t believe that happened. God damn. I’m sorry dude

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Yeah it sucked. It was in Vietnam. I avoided massage places for most of the trip even though I was really sore. This place was at a hotel so I thought I’d be safe.

 

[Geraldine]

Not reacting like a real female at all.
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My guess is pre-op (or no-op) but already on hormones and mom OK with it (and no dad in the picture).

Interesting comments:

Obvious to me:
The creepy old geezer is a homo with a taste for jail bait (and not fooled at all of course).

 

[basedman]

This guy asking for FFS recommendations

Profile is full of typical posts:

He's also posting in r/femalehairadvice, LOTS of editing here, still obvious troon

 

[3D2A]

All that editing in the last picture and he couldn’t be bothered to fix his asymmetrical eyes?

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Not reacting like a real female at all.
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My guess is pre-op (or no-op) but already on hormones and mom OK with it (and no dad in the picture).

Interesting comments:
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Obvious to me:
The creepy old geezer is a homo with a taste for jail bait (and not fooled at all of course).

This old geezer was probably trying to figure out who lets a 15 yr old cross dress, highly doubt it passes

 

[neverendingmidi]

Not reacting like a real female at all.
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My guess is pre-op (or no-op) but already on hormones and mom OK with it (and no dad in the picture).

Interesting comments:
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Obvious to me:
The creepy old geezer is a homo with a taste for jail bait (and not fooled at all of course).

Or is just an old guy thinking "WTF is wrong with that boy? Why is he cross-dressing in public like a faggot?"

This old geezer was probably trying to figure out who lets a 15 yr old cross dress, highly doubt it passes

Dammit, ninja'd!

 

[stupid frog]

Yeah it sucked. It was in Vietnam. I avoided massage places for most of the trip even though I was really sore. This place was at a hotel so I thought I’d be safe.

How many times a month does this person fucking get massages?

Sucks to be an ugly tranny who has to pay people to touch their disgusting body, I guess!

 

[batteredpancakes]

This dude is only 34. His skin is awful.
I also found out he's a typical AGP who had a wife and young kids and is now dating another MTF.
He has an weird autogynesmile as well.

He looks like he's missing a soul behind those eyes.

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[PetiteFeet]

Sucks to be an ugly tranny who has to pay people to touch their disgusting body, I guess!

TBQH I feel worse for the poor masseurs. Surely touching a tranny borders on some kind of sexual harassment or work harassment.

 

[melty]

The euphoria/dysphoria binary is so strange.

The way they describe it, the best non-sexual equivalent I can think of is putting on a costume or an outfit you look really really good in.

I’ll add that I think cross dressing is very masculine in a sense. Like…women don’t tend to devote hours and hours and $$$$$ to their sexual fetishes. Yes TIFs exist but they’re more often just traumatized and women don’t put on beards to get off during sex.

I think you're half right, except for the existence of fujoshi pooners. Being a gay man is a fetish for them.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

think you're half right, except for the existence of fujoshi pooners. Being a gay man is a fetish for

I don’t mean to imply there aren’t demented perverted pooners cos obviously there are. But it’s not near what the troons are up to.

Anyway im just shocked by the pooner who said she wants to go the “group nudity” spa with all the horny Johns??? How regarded are these pooners?

 

[batteredpancakes]

Anyway im just shocked by the pooner who said she wants to go the “group nudity” spa with all the horny Johns??? How regarded are these pooners?

A lot of Gaydens are into really degenerate sex. There's an iconic story on here somewhere where a gayden goes to a gay sex sauna. And one where a pooner goes to a gay orgy.
Many mention these things as part of their bucket list of things to do. Pretty sure they transition to get away from the stigma of being a slut. Gay men are expected to be promiscuous they don't have to judge themselves for it. They don't have to feel accountable for their actions.

Actually I looked on r/ftm while writing this comment and found a TiF who's threatened a sauna with a lawsuit because they denied her entry.
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Being denied entry to Gay Saunas (nsfw)

So I won't lie, I am quite active when it comes to picking up guys and cruising and as a young bi transguy I get a fair amount of attention, especially from older guys which is okay with me as someone who likes older guys. I live in a very rural areas and one of the few places I can pick up men in person is the local gay sauna. Now I pass really very well, I did before I even went on testosterone as I have a hormone imbalance. However upon messaging to confirm it's okay for me to go I am repeatedly told no by sauna after sauna because of what is in my pants. Apparently the older gay men would not be accepting of some one like me in that space dispite the fact I know the opposite is true. I'm not going there to force anyone into playing with me. If someone is not interested in me they can just well enough ignore me. Just because a man is gay doesn't mean he sees a vagina and instantly runs away screaming. Lol. Has anyone had similar experiences or does anyone have advice? Should I argue against this or just let it go? I live in the UK and I know a sauna in London got into trouble last year for denying a trans man access.

Edit: Good news everyone, I finally got them to cave. I think the threat of a lawsuit and their realization that I'm actually quite popular with bi men may have done it.

 

[Law]

Pretty sure they transition to get away from the sigma of being a slut.

Anybody else have "transing to escape sexist double standards" on their FTM bingo card?

Actually I looked on r/ftm while writing this comment and found a TiF who's threatened a sauna with a lawsuit because they denied her entry.

This person of interest (u/ChaosBitch) has a harrowing post history (unwanted child, trauma about her father, "likes older men" means she was "dating" men in their 50s when she was 20, has Ehnlers-Danlos and uses a wheelchair, looks like a bog-standard young woman so I think all those possibly-imaginary gay men at the sauna were lying to her).
This part was funny though.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I’ll add that I think cross dressing is very masculine in a sense. Like…women don’t tend to devote hours and hours and $$$$$ to their sexual fetishes. Yes TIFs exist but they’re more often just traumatized and women don’t put on beards to get off during sex.

The TIMs tend to hornypost in a way that the TIFs don’t. There doesn’t seem to be any TIF equivalent of the euphoria boner. The TIFs will post about sex as a man, but for the TIMs, being a woman is the sexual experience.

kinda looks like Mortisha Adams if she was a cross dressing man

I would have said Lurch.

A lot of Gaydens are into really degenerate sex. There's an iconic story on here somewhere where a gayden goes to a gay sex sauna. And one where a pooner goes to a gay orgy.
Many mention these things as part of their bucket list of things to do. Pretty sure they transition to get away from the stigma of being a slut. Gay men are expected to be promiscuous they don't have to judge themselves for it. They don't have to feel accountable for their actions.

Given that promiscuity and pooning out are both common responses to sexual trauma, I think it’s less about escaping societal stigma and more about a lack of effective mental health support.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

If was at the gay sauna and saw a lil pooner I would immediately go to another room and complain to the front desk when leaving lol.

 

[hufflemuff]

Makes no sense hon!
Surgeon realizes in time that he's dealing with a batshit person who thinks he can magic his masculine features away and bails. Troons seething how unprofessional it is not lie to your patients and not promise them wishful quackery that violates the laws of physics and biology.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

Hey guys. About me: 6 months hrt, no ffs and stealth in a conservative area, just wanting to confirm that I pass?

 

[Free the Pedos]

Wait, are SJWs OK with human trafficking sex work now? (Yeah yeah, I know that not every massage parlor is a literal slave den but the whole industry is mighty unsavory.)
I’m so old I remember when visiting such a place would have you excoriated for exploitation and racism. Maybe it’s just OK for troons to do it.

 

[Poonocchio]

Makes no sense hon!
Surgeon realizes in time that he's dealing with a batshit person who thinks he can magic his masculine features away and bails. Troons seething how unprofessional it is not lie to your patients and not promise them wishful quackery that violates the laws of physics and biology.

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Holy shit, an actual professional surgeon doing their job, idunbeleefit. Actual ethical surgeons do NOT want to deal with batshit crazy body dysmorphic people and require sane patients that understand the limits of science, and would not want to disappoint people (or further destabilise fucking mental cases like troons). Slight faith restored.. for now.