cuttysnark
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- Jun 17, 2019
The ghost of Pringle Can John farts in Nikki's vagina at the stroke of midnight every night. Really freaks fatboy out.
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So basically the long and the short of it in Patrick’s case is that if he can find out conclusively who is responsible for the swatting (assuming he is not responsible himself) then there is a credible case there.
Otherwise he has kind of fucked it all because he engages without fail.
The times he has implied threats, “I will neutralize you stalker”, really don’t help his case.
He sounds antagonistic in these cases.
His best bet, that his credo won’t allow him, is just to ignore and block every time.
To be honest it looks like he does enjoy it on some level. His bullshit about people stealing his joke book is relevant here.
He wants to be a hero persecuted for his beliefs and to eventually win out.
The idea that his alleged enemies want to silence him and he can’t be silenced is his fucked up personal narrative in his main character fantasy.
The times he has implied threats, “I will neutralize you stalker”, really don’t help his case.
He sounds antagonistic in these cases.
His best bet, that his credo won’t allow him, is just to ignore and block every time.
To be honest it looks like he does enjoy it on some level. His bullshit about people stealing his joke book is relevant here.
He wants to be a hero persecuted for his beliefs and to eventually win out.
The idea that his alleged enemies want to silence him and he can’t be silenced is his fucked up personal narrative in his main character fantasy.
That applies only when either:Closer to his situation
You are guilty of felony haunting, spirit. Wait for the proton pack.The ghost of Pringle Can John farts in Nikki's vagina at the stroke of midnight every night. Really freaks fatboy out.
And thus the Patposter life cycle begins anew. Can't wait to watch as Pat gets BTFO on another subject he isn't nearly as knowledgeable about as he thinks he is.Fatrick talks shit to 49rers fans which sparks their curiousity about him limiting replies.
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A 49rer's fan gifts Fat with a new nickname.
Like I know Fatrick is a low IQ retard, but who's gonna argue with an obvious joke gimmick account mockingly pretending to be his toilet? I have to believe that he coped so hard to try to avoid the thought of owing quasi money, that his brain broke.
Do not text a person if you have texted them twice or more times without a response.
You motherfucker, I was drinking when I read that. Hilarious but now I have to clean up Dr. PepperFatrick has such a drinking problem, I suspect he frequently hallucinates conversations with his toilet.
That’s why he is so insistent that the twitter account isn’t his toilet.
His toilet told him that it doesn’t have a twitter account.
Out of all the ones I’ve listened to, this one is the best.This is the best thing I've ever heard
5637786-c147a2cf0268607ecd681d50aa9abe04.mp3
I'm a big fan of @Mourning_Cloak's second Big Mac Boy song, the Rap Rock sounding one.Out of all the ones I’ve listened to, this one is the best.
I'm so sorry, Patrick.
Thank you brother, I worked super hard on it (lmfao).I'm a big fan of Mourning_Cloak's second Big Mac Boy song, the Rap Rock sounding one.
In case anyone missed it, the Packers ended up losing this game.Fatrick talks shit to 49rers fans which sparks their curiousity about him limiting replies.
Humans are creatures of pattern and habit. The longer we deal with Patrick, the more likely we are to fall into a hamster wheel of 20 or so names. We need fresh Patposters to give fresh names. Fortunately, Patrick seems eager to give us those.Perhaps it’s better this way, thought the trough of nicknames may appear endless, there’s only so many ways you can refer to this faggot, so we need to keep some powder dry.