💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[CansOfCant]

There is no one or right way to learn how to write? Jennifer clearly still needs to learn how to write before calling herself an author

It is yew who doesn't no the write way two right, stalker. Enjoy grammer school.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Pat apparently just trapped himself inside a carwash.

Imagine driving a car when your hands and feet look like this:

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Did you see the Music Festival on LitCrit?

Spoiler: AI Highlight Reel

Pat hates.mp3
Pringle can.mp3
I am not in.mp3
Two Chins.mp3
Uncle Paul.mp3
Norton.mp3
Cook me up.mp3
Shame.mp3
My name is.mp3
Pepperoni choir.mp3

These also cracked me up BIG time:

Edit: a few more because this is the perfect kind of childish stupidity that made me fall in love with Jenny:

 

[TheCrackMonkey]

It's all true. He gloats about it on Xitter. Disturbing and graphic content ahead, do not click if you have a weak stomach or heart condition.

Spoiler: NSFL

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I'm shocked that the cat hasn't bitten Pat yet due to the constant smell of sweat and pork he emanates.

 

[RollingRock2]

I'm shocked that the cat hasn't bitten Pat yet due to the constant smell of sweat and pork he emanates.

High sodium is bad for cats

 

[bile demon]

The court has formally recognized Jennifer as Fat's middle name.

 

[RussianParasite]

His retardation knows no bounds today. Rush Limbaugh was forgotten so instantly that Patrick is still seething about him years after his death.

Rush never created anything like toxic pallet chairs. Rush never built anything like a backwards fence, and Rush never improved anything like salting the earth of his own garden.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

His retardation knows no bounds today. Rush Limbaugh was forgotten so instantly that Patrick is still seething about him years after his death.
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Rush never created anything like toxic pallet chairs. Rush never built anything like a backwards fence, and Rush never improved anything like salting the earth of his own garden.

Jennifer probably thinks about Rush Limbaugh just as much as everyone else. He just wants to pretend like Rush wasn't important. Also, Rush Limbaugh sold books. Jennifer has not

 

[JustSomeDong]

His retardation knows no bounds today. Rush Limbaugh was forgotten so instantly that Patrick is still seething about him years after his death.
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Rush never created anything like toxic pallet chairs. Rush never built anything like a backwards fence, and Rush never improved anything like salting the earth of his own garden.

As opposed to Fat's future legacy. Who can forget "that retarded, fat 'scifi author' on twitter."

Truly, a legacy he can be proud of.

 

[Meat Target]

He's oinking at Leslie again.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

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bruh

WE'RE REACHING LEVELS OF "ENJOY PRISON" THAT SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

He's oinking at Leslie again.

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Another class that Jennifer should take but unfortunately she cannot due to financial restraints

 

[Chinwaa]

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

my ribs hurt after some of these sing-song clips.

 

[polyester]

Did you see the Music Festival on LitCrit?

Spoiler: AI Highlight Reel

Pat hates.mp3
Pringle can.mp3
I am not in.mp3
Two Chins.mp3
Uncle Paul.mp3
Norton.mp3
Cook me up.mp3
Shame.mp3
My name is.mp3
Pepperoni choir.mp3

These also cracked me up BIG time:
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Vocaroo 1mOpPHlX6osf.mp3
Vocaroo 1tN9tHWt0FdL.mp3
Edit: a few more because this is the perfect kind of childish stupidity that made me fall in love with Jenny:
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Vocaroo 1oRu6aLoZLQq.mp3
Vocaroo 19wYLC5gSraK.mp3

A few more good ones from the OnA thread (all AI generated):

Not in your gay porn:

Ooga Booga:

FFwBT:

Real-life tough guy:

Also reposting "Titty Two-Chins" even though @Meat Target already posted it, because it's a banger:

I nominate this as Jennifer's official lolcow jingle.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Also reposting "Titty Two-Chins" even though @Meat Target already posted it, because it's a banger:

Agreed. While I really liked "Actual Tough Guy, Little Baby Child", "Für Sosnay" and "I don't live in Michigan", there's just no contest.

 

[Post Reply]

Oh wow, this is Riffusion AI is actually kinda fun. Edited to add a few more and clean up the formatting.

Rodeo Clown's Lament

Debt Dilemmas

Broke and Bustin

Shadows of Milwaukee

Spoiler: Hoolies Forever - Multiple Versions

My last update, I swear.

 

[LGHDR+]

Is the interest on the debt compounding? From what I can see, its a 0.02% interest accrued daily on his 10% yearly interest. So that would be almost $8 today in interest today according to payquasi.lol

The court has formally recognized Jennifer as Fat's middle name.
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(Both of these are AI done through Reface 4.2)

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Friendly reminder that all AI audio must follow the Executive Order 2023.02

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...-world-where-fact-and-fiction-coexist.148408/

 

[polyester]

Alright, I tried it out myself. These are the best ones the Riffusion AI spit out for me:

Life Already Over

Infant

Only Gets Worse

Spoiler: Details

I manually shortened the last two.

It's a shame that the login-free version doesn't let you explicitly choose "Choral" or "Opera", because those produce some of the best riffs and you gotta click the "Surprise" button a lot to finally get them.

Also, it rejects a lot of prompts for no discernible reason, so you gotta keep adding spelling errors until it accepts it.
For the top one I ended up using "This is wy yor lyfe is all ready over stahlker. En joi prison."