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watching joey eat and the fact that he's still living while consuming such an atrocious diet of fast food and fingernails really makes me feel better about my chances of living a long life
 
Mikzio said:
Has this guy eaten at the heart attack grill yet?
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The restaurant or his kitchen?

I like Joey's conspiracy theory of the fact at Chipotle you won't pour cheese in my burrito is why you had the food handling issues. His attempts of accents just comes off racist and sad when he's trying to be cute/funny.
 
Isn't there a name for a phobia of people doing disgusting acts with food, cause I think I have it.
 
I'm really liking these reversed versions of his videos.



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Forgot to add this one, which is probably the most amusing and traumatizing of the three:

 
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He ate that first slice in one bite, what an animal.

Joey unboxes his gift for 100k subs

Call me old fashioned or a snob but to eat myself to death in front of a crowd I'd kinda want a little something more.
 
The dumbest thing about this guy is that, motherfucker, it isn't haute cuisine. Nobody is lining up for hours to get into a McDonalds. It's like 3 dollars, and it's made from the same shit they make everything else from; it just has bacon and pepperjack now instead of bacon and cheddar, or now it has a wheat bun and whole grain mustard and they call it the Oktoberfest burger.

Even if it was worth reviewing, fast food chains are so dependent on where you are that the quality isnt going to really be the same. There is one video where he reviews like chicken fries from Burger King and theyre burnt, but he makes it seem like it's the end of the fucking world. He's literally the guy who melts down at high schoolers working shitty fast food or retail jobs.

There was one dude who worked for a hipster food blog, Chowhound, and the dude was called Supertaster and it's the only fast food review I've thought was kind of interesting because he would actually rate the food and judge its merits. I think he was the first "youtube food reviewer" or something, but he's the only one who doesnt just eat it, realize it tastes like all the other shit McDonalds puts out, and go "MMMMMMMM TASTY!!!" or whatever. Like the supertaster dude would review fast food but more in the way of, he would do a side-by-side comparison of Burker King versus Wendys versus McDonalds or something kind of interesting, so it was actually worth watching if you were bored or something.

Edit: Oh I came into this forum because I was like, is Joey not a sex offender? I read FPH and there was once a thread there where they had a mugshot and registry of a dude who kinda looks pretty close to Joey. But Joey always has a hat and glassy red eyes and you cant really compare with the low res mugshot they had.
 
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