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[Struggle Cakes]

Grown ass man will be forced by his mother to go get a haircut; bb girl needs advice from all the other troons on avoiding this great injustice.



Who is going to clue OP in on the fact that women actually like getting their hair cut, since healthier hair looks/feels better? I've known women that have shaved their head after a bad dye/bleach job rather than walking around with fried, dead hair.

Really I just feel bad for the hairdresser, god knows the odds are this dude is going to throw a shit fit at some point during the cut, and beauty school doesn't teach you how to handle 24 year old mantrums.

 

[FuckedOffToff]

That's what "asexual reproduction" means. The word "asexual" on it's own means without sex. The word "reproduction" means reproduction, obviously.
The current year use of asexual doesn't come from that meaning, but by analogy to "homosexual" (and the later term "heterosexual"). An odd early use of it is that Kenneth Williams described himself as "asexual" at 6:48 in this 1986 interview with Joan Rivers (though he pronounced it ass-sexual):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jEcoYFjonp4:408Clearly he was just looking for a synonym for "non-practicing homosexual".

I find Kenneth Williams quite fascinating, tbh. His whole act and personality seemed to be designed to keep people at arms length, even his friends, and he had very obvious weird obsessions, particularly with his bowels.
It's believed he did some shagging in Morocco, but nothing concrete was confirmed by the people who would know.
I think it must be Kenneth Williams week on the farms, someone posted Edna, the TV character from Will 'o the Wisp the other day, in the Liz Fong-Jones thread.

 

[teriyakiburns]

47 on Jupiter, maybe.

 

[veakion]

Grown ass man will be forced by his mother to go get a haircut; bb girl needs advice from all the other troons on avoiding this great injustice.

Leave it to a troon to have to be forced to have a haircut by their own mother at the age of 24. It's odd that at that age, 6 years above the legal age in most states (and in the world), your mother still has enough agency over your life to be able to force you to get a haircut. Also, women at 24 are not ''girls''. They are women. Grown.

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

Grown ass man will be forced by his mother to go get a haircut; bb girl needs advice from all the other troons on avoiding this great injustice.

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Who is going to clue OP in on the fact that women actually like getting their hair cut, since healthier hair looks/feels better? I've known women that have shaved their head after a bad dye/bleach job rather than walking around with fried, dead hair.

Really I just feel bad for the hairdresser, god knows the odds are this dude is going to throw a shit fit at some point during the cut, and beauty school doesn't teach you how to handle 24 year old mantrums.

Imagine being 24 and forced by your parents into getting a haircut. This dude is going nowhere fast.

 

[Gondolindrim]

Government mandated Dommy Mommy’s when?? So delusional.
Even a hotwife who can’t clean or cook for shit is expected to at least provide something. just imagine being 6 months deep in this, you come home from a rough day, had to pick up the shopping on your dwindling budget because your tranny wife needed to get the latest AAA release and a few emotional support plushies, plan dinner because popcorn just won’t work tonight and you get in your house, stinks of bo and dirty laundry, figures you might throw a load in the wash while food cooks, and you can’t even talk to them about being stressed out because you never think of them and how abusive it is to bring up the idea of helping out even a little. Just every day hunched at their battle station in a discord call

lol good luck buddy

If your SO is spending a signifigant amount of time buying toys and video games, then you're basically just dating a teenage boy.

 

[Frogget-me-not]

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“Is it internalized transphobia that I think this is a terrible idea and I’m actually a woman?” “No listen to your trans bros and cut your tits off.”

“I don’t need to tell anyone I’m trans.” Says a pooner, who everyone knows is a woman just based on their size and huge hips.

I only have one reply to this entire Reddit thread.

 

[Cuckoman]

I'm confused, is he a troon or a pooner? lol he wishes a girl would provide for him, I bet its a man. I wonder what he's calling a "provider" is he talking about a person who takes care of them? He should pretend to be gay then he could probably find some well to do guy willing to take care of him. Atleast there's a higher chance of that then finding a woman to take care of him.

It is a transbian.
It is a mentally ill man and future convicted rapist.
I think, he is an incel and never got a girlfriend because he was a creep and predator. So, to solve the girlfriend problem he "became a lesbian woman" and is now trying to find a true lesbian to take care of him and his girldick.

Very probably, because he is a creep and a predator, this search for a lesbian girlfriend will fail and then the only option that remains for him is to rape a woman and go to prison.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Is the waiting list really that long? Holy shit is it depressing there are that many mentally ill people wanting to mutilate themselves for a fetish. This social contagion is out of control and I have no idea how these kids keep getting brainwashed into wanting it. Should come as no surprise that discord is owned by the Chinese and seems to be the biggest source of this trans bullshit.

I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but my God, the amount of damage to Western society being inflicted by Chinese social media is insane. I really wouldn’t be surprised if this is some secret psyop to reduce the American birth rate.

Attention Attention
Can anyone help a bitch pooner out?
User zombieofcoffee kindly invites you to help commemorate her husbands wife's dick rearranging. (You'll never guess how)


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Added a pic of the happy couple in case you're wondering what an absolute retard looks like.(heh, waifu looks like a dong-gones even more dysgenic brother)

God, this is so fucking bizarre. Does she mean actual tacos, amholes or actual genitalia? I’m pretty sure at least two of those are banned from Facebook, and in both cases, it’s a really weird thing to ask of strangers.

Serious question: are they retarded? Is this one of those instances where two tards meet at the group home and have gross retard sex? They look like they might be.

 

[mama Lazarou]

Does she mean actual tacos

Is woman, although barely, with how unfunny and insulting that whole idea is. But, yes, litteral taco's for sure.

I checked in on the FB group members list for a bit after and as of about an hour later the only ones that remained on the list where actual women. The few troons kept getting booted. Did they missunderstand the assignment too?

 

[Evilronald]

I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but my God, the amount of damage to Western society being inflicted by Chinese social media is insane. I really wouldn’t be surprised if this is some secret psyop to reduce the American birth rate.

God, this is so fucking bizarre. Does she mean actual tacos, amholes or actual genitalia? I’m pretty sure at least two of those are banned from Facebook, and in both cases, it’s a really weird thing to ask of strangers.

Serious question: are they retarded? Is this one of those instances where two tards meet at the group home and have gross retard sex? They look like they might be.

Wouldn’t surprise me: the CCP intentionally left international air routes open to spread Covid to the world so they wouldn’t be the only ones affected. They have terrible birth rates so they need to harm ours. Same with them giving us a nigger problem making bullshit black supremacist content more views.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

You know at the start of the book when Dracula steals a baby? That seems like something trans people would do.
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Some of them do look like they walked out of the The Strain series, sure.

 

[batteredpancakes]

TiF's wife puts her foot down. Tells TiF that phalloplasty gives her the "ick".

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Spoiler: Text

Might divorce if I get phallo

To start I wanna say I have no ill will towards my wife. I was talking to my wife about phallo the other day and showed her some pics and she tells me she wish I was a cis man. She said it would be easier conception wise and I wouldn’t have to get surgery. I asked her if my transness would be and issue and she told me it may be. She said when I talk about phallo it gives her the “ick” and that told she wouldn’t wanna have sex with me bc she doesn’t find phallo attractive/turns her off. She then said she either like the real thing or p*ssy. (I told her that’s not a great choice of words and she apologized) I’m just really bummed. Phallo is years off for me but I thought she’d be there for that ride.

She don't GAF that some cis men also can't get hard or impregnate woman.

Seethe trannies.

 

[Evilronald]

Why don’t normal people understand? I keep throwing delusions at them and they don’t get it! How can I make them fall into my insanity?

This is very common cult behavior, they make people believe they’re smarter and more enlightened than the public. “They’re so backwards and dumb.”

 

[Soft Boiled Egg]

I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of kids assume they're asexual by default because they're either prepubescent, or know they are different from the slavering pornsicko queers overrunning their online spaces but assume they themselves are the problem.

sorry for late powerleveling but I grew up on tumblr and this was exactly why I was convinced I was 'asexual'. it's honestly mostly just funny looking back though. like, of course you didn't want to fuck anyone - you were thirteen, you little idiot!

I also think the asexuality stuff in ~kweer~ spaces comes from women so often because it's one of the only ways they can legitimately say no to the freaks and the trannies overrunning women's spaces atm. it's safer and easier to say 'sorry, I'm grey demi asexual so I'm not interested ' to a hulking troon than it is to try and explain that you don't want anything to do with them because they're a pornsick man.

right, but what they're ignoring is that these 'cis dicks' don't look like hairy hot dog sausages with a mockery of a dickhead carved into the tip of it - they look like actual penises. also, her wife is literally acknowledging that even if she did have a working dick, if it couldn't get hard or give her a baby, it would STILL be a dealbreaker. these people are just insane. it is reasonable for people to have preferences and dealbreakers in relationships, especially to people they're married to. they're just so callous and narcissistic about it. it's always about what THEY want as mentally ill weirdos with absolutely non-existent sense of self or self-esteem, and anyone who doesn't bend to it is Empirically Evil.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I find Kenneth Williams quite fascinating, tbh. His whole act and personality seemed to be designed to keep people at arms length, even his friends, and he had very obvious weird obsessions, particularly with his bowels.
It's believed he did some shagging in Morocco, but nothing concrete was confirmed by the people who would know.
I think it must be Kenneth Williams week on the farms, someone posted Edna, the TV character from Will 'o the Wisp the other day, in the Liz Fong-Jones thread.

From what I can remember of Kenneth Williams... After his death his diaries were published, I believe the only sexual stuff he ever did was like, watching blokes fuck in Morroco, he didn't, possibly couldn't join, because of some personal psychological block, erectile dysfunctional type of thing.. But he did wank and watch.
Strange chap. Probably utterly crippled by shame.. A very deep sort of shame, given that he was famous for portraying a very queer type of character.
But a lot of same such performers at the time, always said to was just a character.
Probably a hangover from the fact it was actually illegal, for a good deal of their careers. But yeah, he basically didn't physically have a sex life with a other person in terms of the physical act, but he did have that drive and acted upon it in his own way. A voyeur.

 

[Pallid Bust of Pallas]

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Why don’t normal people understand? I keep throwing delusions at them and they don’t get it! How can I make them fall into my insanity?

This is very common cult behavior, they make people believe they’re smarter and more enlightened than the public. “They’re so backwards and dumb.”

I will forever be amused by the huge number of tranners coming to the realisation of "The only people who seem to understand me are violently autistic social paraiahs" and somehow taking that to mean that they're on this higher plane of thinking than normal people instead of making the connection that the only people who are able to follow their train of logic are mentally impaired

 

[monstrous bubo]

Grown ass man will be forced by his mother to go get a haircut; bb girl needs advice from all the other troons on avoiding this great injustice.

A troon who doesn’t want a haircut does not scream autism, oh no, not at all

 

[batteredpancakes]

Was scrolling through International Missing Persons Wiki and found a thug mini-pooner.
Don't be sad, this one was a gang member. Evon (Ebony) Young. Killed by her own gangmates over loyalty issues.

Spoiler: Live by the sword, die by the sword

The interesting thing here is that she was completely stealth till the end so her death had nothing to do with being trans. This should mean that the TRA's can't milk her murder for oppression points. But of course they are.
Turns out, Transadvocate has an entire article about how her murder was totally due to being a transman and nothing else. All based on someone who kinda knew her saying her gangmates were homophobic so that can be the only reason why her gang members would murder her. They actually don't even acknowledge that she was in a gang and call them her friends. They try to minimize a lot of her negatives and try to claim she wasn't even that into the "thug gansta" image.

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There is no evidence of this as far as I can see. All the testimonies from the perpetrators just said they beat her up and dumped her body in the trash without finding out.

 

[Kumquat]

TiF's wife puts her foot down. Tells TiF that phalloplasty gives her the "ick".
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Seethe trannies.

"There are plenty of cis dicks that don't get hard or can't impregnate."

1) You're correct, and presumably she wouldn't be attracted those either.
2) Those are problems that can usually be corrected, unlike your rotdog, which is broken by design and can never be fixed.
3) Even if your rotdog did magically have the ability to get hard and ejaculate, it still would be thoroughly unpleasant to look at, touch, smell, and taste, because it is an unholy abomination and should be destroyed.

I just cannot wrap my brain around the sheer delusion of these people. It's like if I took a fat shit into an ice-cream cone and said "See? It's chocolate ice-cream! It's indistinguishable from the real deal!"

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Why don’t normal people understand? I keep throwing delusions at them and they don’t get it! How can I make them fall into my insanity?

This is very common cult behavior, they make people believe they’re smarter and more enlightened than the public. “They’re so backwards and dumb.”

What the trannies don't understand is that we do get it. We understand exactly what you're saying. What we are trying to tell you is that your beliefs are pure nonsense, they have absolutely no basis in reality or medical science, have zero evidence or research to back them up, and that you are mentally ill for having said beliefs and need to correct them. We understand that you are crazy and you need psychiatric help to get over whatever mental hangups you have about yourself. The problem is that you people "just don't get it," and rather than accept the reality that you are wrong, you retreat further into the abyss of insanity because it's easier than trying to fix whatever is wrong with your minds.