📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[hufflemuff]

Government mandated Dommy Mommy’s when?? So delusional.
Even a hotwife who can’t clean or cook for shit is expected to at least provide something. just imagine being 6 months deep in this, you come home from a rough day, had to pick up the shopping on your dwindling budget because your tranny wife needed to get the latest AAA release and a few emotional support plushies, plan dinner because popcorn just won’t work tonight and you get in your house, stinks of bo and dirty laundry, figures you might throw a load in the wash while food cooks, and you can’t even talk to them about being stressed out because you never think of them and how abusive it is to bring up the idea of helping out even a little. Just every day hunched at their battle station in a discord call

lol good luck buddy

He's also completely delusional about "stereotypical hetero relationships " of course.
Very few men are able and willing to support a wife these days. And we're talking real and normal, heathy and attractive women who are able to provide them children. The economy is simply not fit for this anymore. This creature hilariously thinks if only he was attracted to dick, he'd find someone to pay for him to exist with a mangled groin wound in no time.
I'm guessing he's one of the Agps who trooned out because he overdosed on incel content about how easy it is to be a woman.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

Notice the gait, the body posture in general and specifically the hunched over posture. I have never seen a woman who consistently has that kind of Neanderthal posture.

Also the size of his head.

Those giant bearpaw man hands too.

 

[Piss Bear]

Straight men don't want to date people with dicks. Neither do lesbians. But troons are so delusional, they can't understand that this isn't a choice. I can't choose to find a troon attractive, anymore than I can choose to suddenly become gay. Their attempts at shaming people into feeling bad about attractions (or lack thereof) that are out of their control are creepy as fuck, incel-like, and in some cases, just repackaged homophobia, like when men would make shit jokes about "converting" lesbians if they'd just give dick a chance.

They are shaming us for not being as porn-brained as them. At best, I see trans people as people with mismatched body parts. I don't find a man with a vagina attractive. I don't find a woman with a dick attractive either. It's got an uncanny-valley effect on my mind, it doesn't make sense, so how the fuck do you expect me to be attracted to it?

A man with a vagina is underwhelming and disappointing. You expect a man to be able to you know, dominate you and pleasure you in bed, but they don't have the equipment. And no it's not the same with a strap-on or rotdog.

And with a woman, you expect her to be delicate and cute, not this giant ogre with a man-frame. I'm not a straight guy so idk what it feels like to be a man with a woman but I can assume you don't want to be fucking a man's ass while his dick flops around, groping his underwhelming rock in a tube sock tits, when you could just be with a normal woman.

THINK, troons, THINK. There's more to attraction than just looking like a man or woman.

 

[Toolbox]

Five fucking game consoles, plus his phone. For what possible purpose?

Three of those are the same fucking system but one's a different size, another is essentially the same but it doesn't have internet and can also play games from the GBA. I have no idea. Troon autism is a special kind of autism.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

I remember when “demisexual” (whose retarded cousin is “asexual btw) was called: “I don’t do one night stands!”

I’d feel old but im pretty sure it’s mostly a terminally online/Reddit thing.

I've also rolled my eyes a lot lately at "ace", "aro" people. Maybe, maybe you could convince me that the very, very rare occasional person fails to develop a sex drive during puberty. Maybe. But with the frequency people claim it? Not a chance. You're not "asexual", Timmy. You eat like shit, you're on SSRIs, you're fat, and you don't exercise. Your sex drive is being -suppressed- by all of these unhealthy habits. And Becky, you're not "aromantic". You read too much fucking fujoshi fanfiction and you have a warped sense of what a relationship is.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

THINK, troons, THINK

 

[fishercat]

I've also rolled my eyes a lot lately at "ace", "aro" people. Maybe, maybe you could convince me that the very, very rare occasional person fails to develop a sex drive during puberty. Maybe. But with the frequency people claim it? Not a chance. You're not "asexual", Timmy. You eat like shit, you're on SSRIs, you're fat, and you don't exercise. Your sex drive is being -suppressed- by all of these unhealthy habits. And Becky, you're not "aromantic". You read too much fucking fujoshi fanfiction and you have a warped sense of what a relationship is.

I'm perfectly willing to believe that people can be 100% honest about not wanting to have sex or be in a relationship. It's just retarded to assign a sexuality to it. No one's oppressed because they aren't interested in sex.

 

[Fapcop]

I've also rolled my eyes a lot lately at "ace", "aro" people. Maybe, maybe you could convince me that the very, very rare occasional person fails to develop a sex drive during puberty. Maybe. But with the frequency people claim it? Not a chance. You're not "asexual", Timmy. You eat like shit, you're on SSRIs, you're fat, and you don't exercise. Your sex drive is being -suppressed- by all of these unhealthy habits. And Becky, you're not "aromantic". You read too much fucking fujoshi fanfiction and you have a warped sense of what a relationship is.

Yup.

Ain’t no such thing as “asexual” lol!

You’re a human being, it’s part of your nature.

Now obviously there is such a thing as a diminished or non existent sex drive. Because of psychological or hormonal issues. But that’s a medical problem, not a lifestyle.

it gets really bizarre when some of these “asexuals” simultaneously admit to having sex lol!

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Asexual Technical Meaning: No Sexual Attractions.
Real Meaning: No one wants to Fuck Me.

Demisexual Technical Meaning: Needing a romantic attachment to have a sexual relationship.
Real Meaning: Always scores out at the Club and Bar and created this bullshit as an excuse.

Pansexual Technical Meaning: Can find someone attractive regardless of gender.
Real Meaning: I'll even fuck a troon if it means I can get laid.

Translesbian: White Straight Man (Because they're always white) and likely an incel trying to join the victimhood club and guilt some broad into sucking his "Girl Dick".

Trans Gay Man: White Straight Woman (Because again they're always white in this looney tune category) who thinks being a trans man in more trendy than being a plain white woman.

Non-Binary: I wasn't special enough in my gender group.

So, this is your guide to the online lunacy that is now the Alphabet Community. Seriously Gays, Lesbians, & Bi's divorce yourselves from these losers as fast as you can or risk going down with the sinking ship.

 

[“Half-Cock” Jack Shaftoe]

Am I insane? Asexual means reproduction without a partner, right? Through budding spores or mitosis or something. Is this one of those Mandela effects where only some of us remember the correct details and everyone else thinks it was always spelled Berenstain?

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

Am I insane? Asexual means reproduction without a partner, right? Through budding spores or mitosis or something.

That's what "asexual reproduction" means. The word "asexual" on it's own means without sex. The word "reproduction" means reproduction, obviously.
The current year use of asexual doesn't come from that meaning, but by analogy to "homosexual" (and the later term "heterosexual"). An odd early use of it is that Kenneth Williams described himself as "asexual" at 6:48 in this 1986 interview with Joan Rivers (though he pronounced it ass-sexual):

Clearly he was just looking for a synonym for "non-practicing homosexual".

 

[monstrous bubo]

„Mixed feelings” is a good enough term, old chap.



And to be clear, they thought you were the kids’ grandfather.

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[Evilronald]

“The irony of being trans is that we appreciate our femininity more than cis women can.” “I would rather take it for granted than pay 20k for an imperfect vagina with no possibility to get pregnant.” Troons always say that their opposition just makes things up and has no idea what they really think. Yet in their places they think others aren’t monitoring they pretty much admit that we are correct.

It never occurs to them that they’ll never understand what it’s like to be a woman and that what they think being a woman is has been based entirely on the media they consume and their experiences interacting with women. It’s why they want to dress like teenage girls or bimbos. They don’t actually want to be a woman, they want to know what it’s like to be desired and catered to. They want power over others and to appease their fetish. They do not to actually be like women, they think that they’re better than they are and but for some “mistake of nature” they would’ve done the woman thing better than actual women.

 

[Roland TB-303]

„Mixed feelings” is a good enough term, old chap.

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And to be clear, they thought you were the kids’ grandfather.

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Is it a symptom of autism to have zero awareness about other people’s perception of you or the fact that their opinion might be different? Rhetorical question, it’s their lack of theory of mind. They literally have no cognitive power to understand that other people see you differently to how you see yourself. They’re so profoundly retarded they can relate to trains, bus schedules and cows more than other humans.

 

[Positron]

“I would rather take it for granted than pay 20k for an imperfect vagina with no possibility to get pregnant.”

I thought being able to customize their groins give them an edge over born women?

Pooner's folks think she is possessed by demons. And says that she will learn a lesson by being homeless.


She finds solace by watching Aronofsky's The Whale, and Disney cartoons.

 

[hufflemuff]

I've also rolled my eyes a lot lately at "ace", "aro" people. Maybe, maybe you could convince me that the very, very rare occasional person fails to develop a sex drive during puberty. Maybe. But with the frequency people claim it? Not a chance. You're not "asexual", Timmy. You eat like shit, you're on SSRIs, you're fat, and you don't exercise. Your sex drive is being -suppressed- by all of these unhealthy habits. And Becky, you're not "aromantic". You read too much fucking fujoshi fanfiction and you have a warped sense of what a relationship is.

From what I recall you no longer need an abnormally low sex drive or to be celibate at all to qualify as asexual. They basically rebranded demisexual as "on the asexual spectrum" after it failed to catch on with normies and now every chick who wants to be in love first before having sex is "ace".

 

[Geraldine]

Also if I heard "demisexual" ...

I remember when “demisexual” (whose retarded cousin is “asexual btw) was called: “I don’t do one night stands!”

The unspoken default assumption behind this and much other gender craziness is that extreme promiscuity is the norm for physically undamaged behaviorally heterosexual people.

So any deviation from extreme promiscuity needs a special name and is a separate gender identity group.

 

[JaneThough]

I've also rolled my eyes a lot lately at "ace", "aro" people. Maybe, maybe you could convince me that the very, very rare occasional person fails to develop a sex drive during puberty. Maybe. But with the frequency people claim it? Not a chance. You're not "asexual", Timmy. You eat like shit, you're on SSRIs, you're fat, and you don't exercise. Your sex drive is being -suppressed- by all of these unhealthy habits. And Becky, you're not "aromantic". You read too much fucking fujoshi fanfiction and you have a warped sense of what a relationship is.

I follow two proud asexual cows here and they both talk about sex more than any other cow I follow.

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“The irony of being trans is that we appreciate our femininity more than cis women can.” “I would rather take it for granted than pay 20k for an imperfect vagina with no possibility to get pregnant.” Troons always say that their opposition just makes things up and has no idea what they really think. Yet in their places they think others aren’t monitoring they pretty much admit that we are correct.

It never occurs to them that they’ll never understand what it’s like to be a woman and that what they think being a woman is has been based entirely on the media they consume and their experiences interacting with women. It’s why they want to dress like teenage girls or bimbos. They don’t actually want to be a woman, they want to know what it’s like to be desired and catered to. They want power over others and to appease their fetish. They do not to actually be like women, they think that they’re better than they are and but for some “mistake of nature” they would’ve done the woman thing better than actual women.

I love how not a single one of them is like “fren you need therapy”.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

I thought being able to customize their groins give them an edge over born women?

Pooner's folks think she is possessed by demons. And says that she will learn a lesson by being homeless.
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She finds solace by watching Aronofsky's The Whale, and Disney cartoons.
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>"ywnbam"
>lolol you're right bigot I'm ackshyually not a woman!
Trannies and reading comprehension.

 

[teriyakiburns]

I’d feel old but im pretty sure it’s mostly a terminally online/Reddit thing.

First time I saw it was on usenet, back in the 90s, but I'm pretty sure it's older than that. Still a bullshit term, though, since it basically means "I'll only have sex with the person I'm attracted to at the time". Otherwise known as "normal".

Trannies and reading comprehension.

They have trouble telling X apart from Y. Don't expect them to even recognise other letters.