What would you do if you woke up next to me tomorrow?

[Catler]

You have no memory of the night before, but that doesn't matter. You wake up, open your eyes and...you see @Catler beside you.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I give you a sloppy brown kiss.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Get a rape kit processed immediately.
No offense.
...well maybe some offense

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Subdue you and rob you blind. Your fate from there rests upon the status of my anus.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

CHAINSAW!

 

[Catler]

Your fate from there rests upon the status of my anus.

Assuming such a thing happened why are you assuming you were the bottom? Do you have something to tell us?

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I stay in the closet watching. Figured it'd be rude to lay down next to you for a nap.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Assuming such a thing happened why are you assuming you were the bottom? Do you have something to tell us?

Because obviously a straight man wouldn't willingly engage in such behavior, therefore a violation must be assumed.

 

[NaggotFigger]

 

[Pilgrim of Grace]

You wake up, open your eyes and...you see @Catler beside you.

Are you relatively cute? Do you practice good hygiene? Are we waking up and watching a Cobes cooking vidjya or a gamba sesh together?

I stay and we get breakfast.

Otherwise, battery.

 

[LonesomeDud]

You are being hurled out of the room like a barrel hurled by Donkey Kong.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

I've never been with an uncut guy before so I'd take the opportunity to play with your foreskin. I've always wanted to try docking.

 

[SNU]

How menacing are you? Are you giving off any weird vibes? Do you have a reasonable explanation? Do you love me?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Bill you, as per usual.

 

[Vect]

Subdue you and rob you blind.

Don't threaten him with a good time.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

You have put me in a self defense situation and I act accordingly

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

You are clearly homosexual and I refuse to participate in the discussion of homosexual sexuality.
Good day, sir.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Spoon you for heat as its winter and its getting cold

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

jump out the window

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

unpick the sheets from my arse then ask the guard to unlock the cell door asap