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Here's Blast Snyder's Director's Cut of the latest Jacking Off Live or whatever the hell he calls it:
I hope you enjoy.
I hope you enjoy.
💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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"My eating plan is I can eat as much meat as I want, We're not counting calories. We're not weight watchers." So is he just trying to speedrun his death? Legitimately what is the end game with this "carnivore diet"?
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Jack is like a saiyan. His near death experiences only make him stronger.
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Well, if you accept the general premise of the carnivore diet, part of the theory is that its hard to overeat on protein since its so filling, and filling for so long. So if you have a relatively normal, or only modestly overextended appetite, you'll struggle to eat obesity levels of calories. The problem is that this doesn't work if your already eating such immense portions that you stomach can handle 4,000 calories of pork in a single sitting. The carnivore diet is actually pretty fucking hard if you're already morbidly obese and sedentary.
But if Jacks operating off of his brothers praise for it, and the first-page internet advice for it, the diet is the endgame, as when you ignore all the warnings, caveats, and must-do's, then it does read 'eat meat get healthy'. Jacks endgame will likely be the extreme levels of protein in his system pushing his likely fucked kidneys over the edge. Between his obesity, gluttony, and his blood sugars, they have to be already damaged, if not hanging on by a thread, and excessive protein will just strain them further. Kidney failure would be the genuine death timer for Jack - no way he gets a transplant, and even with Dialysis and carefully managed diets in otherwise healthy people, he'd be lucky to last a couple years. Much healthier people often only make it five.
Jack takes the phrase "Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you stronger." way to literally.
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He can eat as much meat as he wants guys. He's not counting calories to lose weight. Do you want him to die? That's just science. What's 2000 calories in one sitting?
Holy shit lol.
Holy shit lol.
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He's going the Mr. Luggs/Mr. Creosote route of gluttony, which will kill him. Then he will be too fat to go to Heaven, and spend all eternity eating.
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He immediately goes on to say that the carnivore diet is about “giving your body fuel” as if that’s not what calories do in the first place.
7 years of research and this guy doesn’t understand what a calorie is and what it does to your body. 7 years ago he had two functioning arms and could walk. Fucking guy waited until he was on death’s door to reconsider his diet.
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Jack better be worrying about being too fat and greasy for Michael to take him to Heaven, if he loses his grip mid-flight Jack's going to fall like a cannonball and plow straight through the earth into Hell.
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Hell better prepare a tsunami warning once he crashes into the third circle.
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And then in keeping with the massive brain damage from strokes that has rendered him a crippled retard, he made it even worse.
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This thing that he's doing where he says he's eating "meat, cheese and seasoning" really infuriates me for some reason. I mean, treating 'seasoning' as if it was a food group isn't past his intelligence, but it really rubs me the wrong way.
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assuming jack's faltering vital organs last long enough for him to do another of these, i hope you'll continue these highlight reels. great stuff. i skimmed the live but missed a lot of these funnier moments. what the fuck stroked-out shit was he muttering at the end?
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Thanks for that. I can't listen to him for too long because his voice just grates on me.
Yeah but he's a mushbrain already so it's not like he can do any better. Guy has lost the ball, he's circling the drain, he's on his last leg and this will do a number on his body.
What I would absolutely love to see is this diet puts him back in the hospital and he tries to find all sorts of reasons why other than blaming the diet for it.
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Powerlevel, but relatable to the current discussion. Last night I attended a relatives bbq birthday party. It was a genuine Scalfani meat heaven. Grilled chicken qaurters, two types of short ribs, fajita steaks, ribeye, sections of shank, sausage. Not a veggie in site.
I ate a good amount. Not gorged, but enjoyed alittle bit of everything.
I later woke that night with the worst headache, my pulse pounding in my ears, and had a general heavy uncomfortable feeling. My blood pressure had temporarily risen just from one meat orgy.
I cannot, for the life of me, even fathom how Jack can eat like this each meal, every meal, every day.
I can understand the fact that his stomach is probably stretched out from a lifetime of gorging himself, and thus probably doesn't feel the same level of physical discomfort and bloatedness most of us would feel from the sheer quantities of food he consumes, but what about the rest of the bodily discomforts? Does he not get painfull sodium water retention swelling in his hands and feet after salt laden meals? Doesn't he feel the same throbbing headaches from his ever rising blood pressure? The queasy acid reflex froom a greasy meal?
It's like watching a train wreck. It's fascinating and grotesque and I can't look away at what he manages to put his body through.
I ate a good amount. Not gorged, but enjoyed alittle bit of everything.
I later woke that night with the worst headache, my pulse pounding in my ears, and had a general heavy uncomfortable feeling. My blood pressure had temporarily risen just from one meat orgy.
I cannot, for the life of me, even fathom how Jack can eat like this each meal, every meal, every day.
I can understand the fact that his stomach is probably stretched out from a lifetime of gorging himself, and thus probably doesn't feel the same level of physical discomfort and bloatedness most of us would feel from the sheer quantities of food he consumes, but what about the rest of the bodily discomforts? Does he not get painfull sodium water retention swelling in his hands and feet after salt laden meals? Doesn't he feel the same throbbing headaches from his ever rising blood pressure? The queasy acid reflex froom a greasy meal?
It's like watching a train wreck. It's fascinating and grotesque and I can't look away at what he manages to put his body through.
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Jagoff's optic nerve may be too fried to see much detail. Either way, you know you've made some terrible life choices when Nickocado Avocado is in better shape than you are.
He also doesn't count the three large Pepsis and XXL bucket of popcorn he shovels down his throat at the movies every Friday. But it's okay, artificial butter-flavored grease is CARNIVOAR!
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Lol the guy "cooked" a year + old brisket and served it to his church. Jack's one of those dumbasses/hoarders that thinks anything dried/canned/frozen will last forever.
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"Jakk Al'fani declares FATwa against vegetables" circa 2024 colorized
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Just imagine shitting 5 pounds a day.