There aren't any fat people in concentration camps. If you stick this porker in a, er, vacation getaway without access to food he'll be skinny within a year. Send him to Deathfat Dachau!
He's still rolling anyway.
The calorie count of a whole Costco rotisserie chicken is estimated to be around 2,200 calories, according to My Fitness Pal.
And that's just lunch for this fat fuck. Just imagine how much processed meat and shredded cheese he's shoveling down his gullet for breakfast+dinner on top of that. Its no wonder why his weight loss has stagnated after the water weight phase, Jack doesn't seem to understand that you need to be in a caloric deficit to lose weight and just calling your fatass eating habits a 'diet' doesn't change shit
His stomach must be stretched to the size of his head at this point, there's no other explanation. That is an immense amount of food, and its meat - protein already does an outsized job at making you feel full. Not to mention all the water he'll need to manage to scarf it all down - assuming he wasn't chugging something sugary instead. But atop of that, what even has him so hungry to want a whole goddamned chicken? Presumably he had breakfast, and he's not moving much. I wonder if his absolute butchery of this diet has thrown off his bodies meager balance, and what its trying to get him to actually eat to balance shit out.
My brain followed this with "well yea he probably got a meal combo, Costco does that right" - which made me reassess the whole situation for a second. He's lazy and immobile, and has a complete lack of any forward thinking. If he had bought a chicken the last time he was at the costco, it would not have survived intact until lunch the next day. Due to his laziness, he most certainly didn't wake up early morning and go to Costco early enough to take a chicken home for lunch.
This mf is not going to live long at this pace. His arteries are on the verge of exploding and he just keeps eating more.
He has one working hand. He would need Tammy's help at the very least to dismantle the thing, which I'm sure he did. Tammy would not sit there and let him do it in public and I'm not so disdainful of Jack to imagine he wouldn't have the shame not to sit there in front of a Costco and eat an entire chicken with a dead claw. He probably ate it at home at 1 or 2 in the afternoon, leaving plenty of time for his double dinners later in the evening before CPAP dreamland.
Not going to lie, I love those things too. Makes a great dinner and lunch for when my GF and I worked long shifts and just want to get home and take it easy. But the idea of eating one of those things in one sitting actually makes my stomach turn.
That's fucking incredible for a guy who is visibly rotting.
A whole chicken as a meal combo? lol I bet Tammy just wheeled him over there while she shopped. Just the thought of eating an entire fucking rotisserie chicken as a lunch is disgusting.
Writing off any (even supportive) criticism of his diet as people trying to be his mom just reveals the infantile mindset of this lard-assed manchild. I can just imagine Jack sitting in a doctor's office and rolling his one functioning eye before gurgling out "oKaY mOm
"as the doctor is pleading with him to reduce his saturated fat/sodium intake before the inevitable 5th Impact occurs.
I’m dying at the thought of him sitting and eating an entire chicken himself in the Costco food court sitting in his scooty puff. What a sight to behold. I hope someone was equally horrified and took video.
>do so research, Ken.
There was a viral TikTok video going around where a woman’s car caught on fire, but her Stanley drink mug thing was still in the center console and still had ice cubes in/was still cold after the fire or something similar. I guess someone at Stanley saw it and bought her a new car. That’s likely what he’s referencing, but if you didn’t know it just comes across as strokese. He’d probably reeeee about it if you asked him in the comments too.