💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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p1138 said:
Ah Fatty you lazy fuck, got tired of everyone pointing out your high blood pressure and SHUGUR staying the same? I wonder if after next Monday he's going to give up and claim he's only going to post a final number after a month and give up doing that as well. It would be on par with the p90x shit, profile by sanford, etc.
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lol what a thin skinned bitch. I wonder if he saw we were tracking his stats or if he was tired of fielding questions about his numbers. Either way, he’s bitch made. He didn’t have to share his numbers publicly. No one asked him to. He offered it up and then gets pissy when people ask about it.

This diet is going the way of Profile by Fatford. He’ll memory hole it at the end of the month or sooner.
 
It's absolutely peak paranoid boomerism to imagine there's a conspiracy to get you to eat your veggies. Forget chemtrails, 9/11 truthers, stop the steal, pizzagate, antifa or drag story hour, the REAL threat to the AMURCAN way of life is BIG CARROT.
 
Tiresome said:
Forget chemtrails, 9/11 truthers, stop the steal, pizzagate, antifa or drag story hour, the REAL threat to the AMURCAN way of life is BIG CARROT.
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Have you seen the shapes they grow those carrots in? They're coming after our children, I'm telling you right now. They even put it right on the marketing, its full of Vitamin A(ss)
 
rubytintedchix said:
lol what a thin skinned bitch. I wonder if he saw we were tracking his stats or if he was tired of fielding questions about his numbers. Either way, he’s bitch made. He didn’t have to share his numbers publicly. No one asked him to. He offered it up and then gets pissy when people ask about it.

This diet is going the way of Profile by Fatford. He’ll memory hole it at the end of the month or sooner.
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My money is that he saw your lovely spreadsheet and graphs. Probably damn near had a stroke when he did
 
80's Dad said:
Damn the city and their *checks notes* wanting to make sure that new septic tanks are properly built as to not leach radioactive Scalfani shit water into the surrounding earth to drain into the local water supply. City bullshit!
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They also need to make sure you don't have any Jewish or troon neighbors who are digging tunnels.

Tiresome said:
the REAL threat to the AMURCAN way of life is BIG CARROT.
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What's this bugs bunny eating a carrot, subtly referring to the big-veggie and medical industrial complex to promote big carrot. AND he's standing in a hole? How deep does this anti-Jack conspiracy go?
 
p1138 said:
I too am trying to think of features that EVs have, that normal cars or hybrids don't... can't think of any. Even the "use it as a generator" thing... regular cars have had inverters built in for well over a decade at this point, the only difference is that something like that f150 electric truck has enough battery power to produce enough current to run a saw or whatever off of the tailgate for a little bit.
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He lightening that does that is an option that costs a lot, so it’s not even like it’s common on EV’s. If you can afford a lightening, you can afford a whole house generator.

I have a Tesla and it’s a pretty normal car outside of “fueling” it a bit differently.

The Tesla does have a comical amount of interior and storage space for a car with the exterior dimensions of a Honda civic because of its packaging lacking need for space usually consumed by a gas drivetrain. Tesla does automated or assisted driving better, and integrates its systems better than other manufacturers as well. But that is mainly because they don’t have the corporate inertia and baggage of legacy automotive companies. They are working with a clean sheet. But they will eventually lose this advantage over time. It’s also stupid fast for a commuter car. Like hellcat fast.


Jack is a moron. Hes reading drive by media stories about ford having to adjust their EV sales projections because ford fucks anything up that isn’t selling garbage pickups to hillbillies. Tesla is still selling the 8 year old model 3 as fast as they can make them.


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densedance said:
God knows what would happen inside Jack if I would put in Ludicrous mode. The Wendigo would probably take over.
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He/it would just immediately realize he could use it to get to the grocery store or some other sysco foods restaurant faster for more gud meat.
 
densedance said:
Yeah but that's the issue. I get it that he's not taking anything syrias anymore in his comment section because of HATURZ.

But don't you think that Doctors & other people that are more qualified than us told him about that issue?

"wfefhwhatever"
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His "doctor" is probably Charles. A man almost as clueless about health as he is.

Uber driver reviewer said:
Jack is a moron. Hes reading drive by media stories about ford having to adjust their EV sales projections because ford fucks anything up that isn’t selling garbage pickups to hillbillies. Tesla is still selling the 8 year old model 3 as fast as they can make them.
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And he's mentioned that if he had to get one it would be a Tesla so in the end his whole point is moot.
 
I almost forgot to update my chili list after that last beer & brisket abomination he made. We’re up to 32 chilis now. Let me know if I’ve missed any.

Too bad beans are not CORNIVOR

#Name
1Lazy Man's Superbowl Chili (2011)
2Chili #1 - Smokey Beef Chili
3Spicy 2 - Bean Vegetarian Chili
4Lazy Man's Superbowl Chili (2012)
5Bourbon Pulled Pork Chili
6Lazy Man's 3 Bean Chili
7Church Chili
8$100 Chili
9Rafferty's Turkey Cactus Chili (Ripoff Recipe)
10How to Make Chili From Scratch
11Big Brisket Chili - 25 Ingredients
12Instant Pot Chili
13Instant Pot Keto Chunky Chili
14Espresso Chili
15Tex-Mex Chili
16Leftover Smoked Brisket Chili
17Wendy's Chili (Ripoff Recipe)
18Quarantine Chili
19Leftover Christmas Prime Rib Chili
20Chunky Pork & Beef Chili (Pea Ridge, AR)
21Dollar Tree Chili
22Spicy White Chicken Chili
23Texas Brisket Chili
24Spicy Chili Verde w/ White Beans - VEGETARIAN
25The Best Chili You'll Ever Taste
26Walt Disney's Chili
27Gambler's Chili
28How to Make Chili - BACK TO BASICS
29Clawhammer Chili
30Pork Chili Verde (Viewers Request)
31August 2022 Comfort Month Instant Pot Chili
32BRISKET, BEER & BEAN CHILI
 
ZipDisk said:
I don't know why I'm listening to F as in Frank, but around the six-minute mark Jack admits he eats, even if he is not hungry.
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p1138 said:
lol "I ate the food that I most like, I most like meat" Fatty might as well print that on a damn shirt instead of his usual crap. "Sometimes I didn't even want to eat, I wasn't ready to eat but I knew I need to put something in"...

The man is literally addicted to food. What's left of his brain is telling him to shovel food into his face when he doesn't need to, and he does anyway.
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This is one of his most mushbrain tendencies. Over the years when he has been questioned about his shitty diet he always gets angy and responds with something like "YOU HAVE TO EAT SOMETHING TO SURVIVE!". The fuckhead has this firm fixed delusion that if he misses a meal his survival is at risk like starving children in impoverished countries. Jack is at the point where the only option remaining for genuine weight loss would be dropping his ass of in the wilderness and letting him fend for himself.
 
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