💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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This has to be the worst Fat on the Go episode in a long time, even after the last stroke.
- Has no idea where he is
- Doesn't want to be there
- Has no idea what he's eating
- Forgot what he ate 2 hours after eating it
- Has no idea what he's talking about (pulled the term 'flavor profile' out of his ass without describing the flavors)
Despite all of these downsides, the place still gets an "A+ food gud" rating from Jack. What the fuck.
 
Jr’s milkshake looks like a butt.

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This has to be the worst Fat on the Go episode in a long time, even after the last stroke.
- Has no idea where he is
- Doesn't want to be there
- Has no idea what he's eating
- Forgot what he ate 2 hours after eating it
- Has no idea what he's talking about (pulled the term 'flavor profile' out of his ass without describing the flavors)
Despite all of these downsides, the place still gets an "A+ food gud" rating from Jack. What the fuck.
Mmm, super overpriced, microwaved food with a Jamaican 'flavor profile' gud. A+
Jagoff's stroked out, fish-lipped fat grill is really in your face right at the jump ... nauseating and disturbing all at once.

These stupid reviews are so fucking useless, I swear. Only not to them, and Uncle Sam needs to go ahead and pounce on this shit straight away because they owe for $ure.

I can only imagine what the total might be that's accumulated in just the past decade. A sudden audit out of nowhere could just be the final trigger ... ding dong, knocky knocky ...
 
This guy is so out of touch with reality it's fucking incredible. Him saying that Doctors are afraid of promoting a carnivore diet because they are scared of losing their jobs is hysterical. If anything people like Jack who love to do "personal research" about complex topics without any foundational knowledge are instrumental in strengthening physician the job market.
I'll tell you a secret -- most people like this don't even walk the talk. Every person I know who makes bitching about "tHe SyStEm" a personality trait when it comes to health and medical care doesn't actually practice what they preach. It's all a way to cope with anxiety and insecurity by trying to feel smart and in control, because they feel so much the opposite of that in reality. I know someone like this who gave a cancer patient a bunch of woo shit as a 'care package' because they disapproved of chemo and claimed these things could be an alternative. The package included a large bag of apricot kernels. Fucking apricot kernels. They can kill you, they're extremely toxic. Thankfully the recipient was wise enough to know this, but when he asked the package-giver about them, they said they didn't even remember why they put them in there, and had never actually used them themselves. This same person scared their 50-something year old mother into take activated charcoal on a daily basis, even though they weren't doing it themselves. This same person also takes Xanax on a regular basis. Total hypocritical idiot. People like this are irresponsible and self-absorbed; the self-esteem boost they [briefly] from feeling like they influenced someone matters more to them than the risk of spreading dangerous misinformation.

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Considering his son's usage of that naughty gamer word, I like to think Jack really did mean to say "Colorguard".

Preaches at others about doctors bad and promotes fringe diets, but makes use of conventional doctors' services far more than the average person who just eats normal food.
 
Charles is right about that, I’ll admit. I used to work with a nutritionist who referred to pasta meals, etc. (the day of the week where you bend your routine) as “recreational eating.” The goal early on was to have more “medicinal“ days a week than “recreational.” Not a bad way to look at it.
Ain't nothing wrong with the occasional pasta meal. Key word, occasional. It's not something you should make every day. Nor should it be the cornerstone of your diet unless you're taking care of the rest of your diet as well. You look at the Italians where pasta is king. It's a small portion, like a cup's worth. This is followed by a little bit of meat and a lot of veggies plus salad. Then there's the red wine which might have positive health aspects. The problem is you come to America and the pasta is a whole meal's worth. Sure once in a while isn't going to kill you but you're really overdoing the carbs.

Jr’s milkshake looks like a butt.
So does Jr.
 
Ain't nothing wrong with the occasional pasta meal. Key word, occasional. It's not something you should make every day. Nor should it be the cornerstone of your diet unless you're taking care of the rest of your diet as well. You look at the Italians where pasta is king. It's a small portion, like a cup's worth. This is followed by a little bit of meat and a lot of veggies plus salad. Then there's the red wine which might have positive health aspects. The problem is you come to America and the pasta is a whole meal's worth. Sure once in a while isn't going to kill you but you're really overdoing the carbs.


So does Jr.
A few years ago, I cut out white grains, sugars, and deep-fried food out of my daily diet. Meaning I still eat bread just not white bread, I eat pasta once a week but it's wheat pasta usually and brown rice. I eat a lot of veg and salad and even oats, but nothing processed, and I have the occasional potato during the week. Now this doesn't mean I never eat Pizza, Burgers, White Bread/Rice, Bake Goods, Candy, or Deep-Fried foods I just don't eat them regularly and by keeping healthy Carbs in my diet I don't crave them often vs someone depriving their body of them.
 
Damn the city and their *checks notes* wanting to make sure that new septic tanks are properly built as to not leach radioactive Scalfani shit water into the surrounding earth to drain into the local water supply. City bullshit!
 
Whatever happened to Jack and Tam offering their home as a halfway house for some felon that he was talking about a few months ago? Or did the retard mix up volunteering at the prison with adopting a shitbull?
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Yeah they just tossed her in a Tammy-sized JOTG shirt, took her out for Korean BBQ, and ghosted her.
 
I too am trying to think of features that EVs have, that normal cars or hybrids don't... can't think of any. Even the "use it as a generator" thing... regular cars have had inverters built in for well over a decade at this point, the only difference is that something like that f150 electric truck has enough battery power to produce enough current to run a saw or whatever off of the tailgate for a little bit.
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And this is coming from the guy that supposedly loves dogs which is why he has two of them.

But then I remember a video where they were still living in California and I think were going to Tennessee to find a new place. At one point they're visiting friends and the neighbor's dog was on an electronic tether. It's one of those systems that there's a wire under ground or something that if the dog crosses it, it gets a shock. So this asshole is calling over to the dog to get it to come over because he wanted to see it get hurt.

The man is an asshole in every sense.
Goddamn I hate this walrus. If Jack was just stupid, he'd be another fat fuck failed influencer who was fun to watch for laughs, but he's also a sadistic bolus of shit who bullies anything he perceives as weaker than himself. That includes restaurant employees, his wife and kids, his pets, and the hostages on his slapdick YouTube shows. And now he's a gimp who needs these inferior beings to perform even basic animal functions like squeezing the petrified turds out of his anus. This makes him more angy and petulant. It also fits his fuckwit megamall religion perfectly, because God/the universe/karma/whatever is giving him exactly what he's dished out.

"Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you."
- Matthew 7:1-2 (ESV)

Religitards never think they'll be subjected to their own moral system.
 
Ah Fatty you lazy fuck, got tired of everyone pointing out your high blood pressure and SHUGUR staying the same? I wonder if after next Monday he's going to give up and claim he's only going to post a final number after a month and give up doing that as well. It would be on par with the p90x shit, profile by sanford, etc.
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Ah Fatty you lazy fuck, got tired of everyone pointing out your high blood pressure and SHUGUR staying the same? I wonder if after next Monday he's going to give up and claim he's only going to post a final number after a month and give up doing that as well. It would be on par with the p90x shit, profile by sanford, etc.
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Mantoddler couldn't handle being told he's a razor's edge from death with those horrid systolic numbers. I fully expect he's going to now retardedly post numbers in the 140s and think that's gud... until people point out that's still bad.
 
Ah Fatty you lazy fuck, got tired of everyone pointing out your high blood pressure and SHUGUR staying the same? I wonder if after next Monday he's going to give up and claim he's only going to post a final number after a month and give up doing that as well. It would be on par with the p90x shit, profile by sanford, etc.
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Going the amberlynn route huh?
Godspeed you idiot.
 
Mantoddler couldn't handle being told he's a razor's edge from death with those horrid systolic numbers. I fully expect he's going to now retardedly post numbers in the 140s and think that's gud... until people point out that's still bad.
He already tried that on what, day 3 claiming his doctor said it was in the 140s and gud? and everyone still called it out as being high.
edit: Yeah, it was back on day 3 with a 144/79 that he was happy about.
 
until people point out that's still bad.

Yeah but that's the issue. I get it that he's not taking anything syrias anymore in his comment section because of HATURZ.

But don't you think that Doctors & other people that are more qualified than us told him about that issue?

"wfefhwhatever"
 
Yeah but that's the issue. I get it that he's not taking anything syrias anymore in his comment section because of HATURZ.

But don't you think that Doctors & other people that are more qualified than us told him about that issue?

"wfefhwhatever"
This is Fatty. He's now at the point where he thinks doctors aren't recommending the carnivore diet to deathfats is a conspiracy, along with big veg spying on his diet and trying to convince him via advertising to eat vegetables. This is the same Fatty that didn't take prescribed medication after a stroke and bragged about it, didn't participate in rehab after a stroke and whined about being put on a restricted diet that he bragged about having his wife bypass so he could continue eating burgers and fried chicken to maintain his 5,000 calories a day. He's had professionals explaining this shit to him for over a decade and ignores every damned one.
 
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