💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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He said back on day 4 he wasn't going to post his weight every day. That's why the chart rubytintedchix posted has gaps in it for weight. Assuming he doesn't change his mind again, we only get that on Mondays.
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Great value summer sausage, probably not the best thing to eat. Not even sure if you could consider it "carnivore".wendigo said:
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Translation: it went back up due to drinking liquids and due to not shitting out pounds of waste to cheat the scale. I fully expect he'll start inventing numbers soon since he is fully willing to lie with no kernel of truth at all.
Also I'd not recommend breakfast sausage at all if you're trying to avoid sugars; it's part of the flavor profile. That those cheapo ones are filled with corn syrup solids tells me that's where the hideous amounts of grease come from.
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She must be doing something because I doubt she's pulling down enough money to cover her lazy lump of a husband expenses for his LARPing as a 3rd rate e-celeb cooking channel.
He's such a faggot.
It's a known thing that the first week of any diet you lose water weight. He's just too far gone to understand this now.
And you know all he's doing is asking Alexa or Siri a loaded question.
If he's doing carnivore he's going to need some laxatives because there's no way in hell he's going to be able to shit until his body undergoes some metabolic change. And at his age? It's not happening soon.
Guy needs to be taking some metamucil or something but I guess that's not happening because something something SHUGAR.
And it's not just he shouldn't be eating sausage because of the corn syrup solids, the whole point of carnivore is meat. We're talking free range, grass fed, antibiotic free meat. It's got more of the stuff you need in it including Omega-3 fatty acids. Eat commercially produced corn fed beef and you're not helping yourself.
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If I was Mommywife Toiletwand I'd be thanking Jesus every morning and night that the slurring boulder is stopped up. Although if he lets it go long enough he can look forward to an Elvis scenario. Cardiac arrest while straining is a hell of a way to go.
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Ah, summer sausage, a cornerstone of prison commissary food everywhere. If you gave Jack a Ramen log or prison pizza he'd pronounce it GUD and fully compatible with his CARNIVOR meal plan.
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It'd beat continuing to be Jack Scalfani.
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He has to still be loading up on cream and sweetener with his coffee. That’s my theory anyway.
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He shouldn't be drinking coffee on carnivore anyway. The more hardcore ones say it should be avoided because it's from a plant. Unless you choose specifically organic high altitude coffee beans.
But we all know it won't make a difference. Fatty drinks his coffee piss weak with loads of cream and sweetener. Be a man. Drink it black just like Hammy likes her men.
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New F as in Frank
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(edit: checked OP and the mentioned channel is in fact listed there so this isn't exactly news, still interesting if anyone hasn't seen this channel though)
This F as in Frank channel is linked to another one of Jack's channels that none of the others are connected to: LettersFromJack
Seems like he abandoned it due to all the criticism of his hair-brained takes. For example, in his latest video he tells the USPS that they could save money by just not delivering mail to people and making them come get it themselves. What a great idea, Jack! Then he follows up that zinger with "stop paying union wages!" Because it's the employers right to decide if their employees unionize, right?
Fat fuck is so lazy he couldn't be bothered to do basic exercises to regain the use of his arm but wants people to have to go pick up their mail just so the USPS doesn't have to get bailed out because "that's just guna liderully piss me off!"
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The hilarious thing is Jack would be the very first to bitch and whine incessantly about having to go down and pick up his own mail, if it were imposed upon him. In his old blog he even said he'd get a gun and mow down every dog in the neighborhood if his mail delivery were delayed by minutes. He doesn't give a shit about improving the world around him, just asspats for being "brilliant."
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Couple highlights of Jack's new "Carnivore Chat group" created earlier today. (Note: Dontell is a troll, his profile is pretty funny his "catchphrase" on nearly every post is "strokin'", follows 3 of Jack's pages, and also 3-4 confederate flag things, as a supposed black man.)
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I want to ask Jack how cheese falls under "carnivore" dudes trying to speed run his death but, he's not like your basic crack addict who knows it's suicide. Jacks retarded enough to see "keto good" once on YT and legit thing his triple bacon gluttony is a good idea .
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has anyone made an edit of stroke Peter Griffin as Jack? His eye nowadays reminds me of this episode so much.
lol "I ate the food that I most like, I most like meat" Fatty might as well print that on a damn shirt instead of his usual crap. "Sometimes I didn't even want to eat, I wasn't ready to eat but I knew I need to put something in"...
The man is literally addicted to food. What's left of his brain is telling him to shovel food into his face when he doesn't need to, and he does anyway.
"I eat at meal time and my stomach doesn't grumble"... yeah, when you eat like a normal fucking human being... and charles saying some shit about eating when it's "fuel time" Fatty could go a week without eating if it wasn't for his damn food addiction. And Charles talking to him like he's an idiot "food isn't fun, it's fuel" it's like a halfassed intervention. Then at the 15 minute mark from fatty "I want to talk about your workouts because exercise is as important as anything" Yes Fatty it is, what's YOUR exercise routine?
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Alternatively it could go on his gravestone.