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currently on a love quest and fuck this sucks. Its so hard out here and I just want a termally online fat dude in my area to fuck and I can't do it. I cant find anyone unvaxxed and then I can't find anyone who dosen't seem to have a fucking life or a damn gym membership. I just want someone equally as lazy and weird as myself, and push out some kids so I can be some helicopter homeschooling mom. The future really sucks
 
pp6t49 said:
currently on a love quest and fuck this sucks. Its so hard out here and I just want a termally online fat dude in my area to fuck and I can't do it. I cant find anyone unvaxxed and then I can't find anyone who dosen't seem to have a fucking life or a damn gym membership. I just want someone equally as lazy and weird as myself, and push out some kids so I can be some helicopter homeschooling mom. The future really sucks
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Sorta same. Like I am too old to be demanding and my looks are ok for my age, but average. I just want a dude who is gainfully employed, not super skinny or morbidly obese, is intelligent, likes metal, has certain spicy political opinions, doesn't mind trad gender roles.
 
Me with my "attraction sign"
 

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Seriously, one of the reasons I'm staying with my "usually feeling meh about the whole relationship"-husbando is seeing how hard it is for those on a love quest. Not one of my friends who has become single the last 5 years has managed to secure a true and honest sweetheart.
 
Swagstika said:
Seriously, one of the reasons I'm staying with my "usually feeling meh about the whole relationship"-husbando is seeing how hard it is for those on a love quest. Not one of my friends who has become single the last 5 years has managed to secure a true and honest sweetheart.
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COVID threw alot of people off, and also totally ruined dating apps, it's all trannys and bots everywhere you go, there is no escaping it. Before COVID I could reliably find actual women to take out, now? I can't even get a fucking match with something that isn't a bot, it's insane, and apparently people somehow are primarily meeting online.
 
I'm modestly wealthy but too much of a cheapskate to get a regular gold digger. How do I attract regular women with money?
 
Kiwi dating is possible, but it must be arranged in a way that doesn't link profile names to real identities. This allows a measure of plausible deniability. I'm thinking a bunch of us crash a speed-dating event--and by crash I mean pay to attend--so maybe 50% of the participants are farmers. That way you'll be sure to meet several racist, terminally online, autistic anti-vaxers, but none of those encounters can be traced back to a specific user or even the Farms in general. As long as you don't blurt out some cringey recognition signal like when goons would ask each other "do you have stairs in your house," you should be fine.
 
Necro and gay, but what about a penpal thread? It could be done via DMs and could be put to almost the same use as this thread.
 
ThatsaBigBitch said:
Necro and gay, but what about a penpal thread? It could be done via DMs and could be put to almost the same use as this thread.
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Eh, people already use DMs for that. Just DM some fag or cunt and there you go. Humans are social creatures, for better or worse, and not even the Farms can stop this natural impulse to want to form relationships, platonic or romantic.
 
Blobby's Murder Knife said:
Sorta same. Like I am too old to be demanding and my looks are ok for my age, but average. I just want a dude who is gainfully employed, not super skinny or morbidly obese, is intelligent, likes metal, has certain spicy political opinions, doesn't mind trad gender roles.
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I can vibe with this
 
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you will have better luck to get gender wars thread where you put on place and date where incels and women can duke it out .
 
I say we have this guy host/film the thread.
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(If you havent watched Geek Love, Id recomend Mr.Metikours stream)
 
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