🤮 Gross Rain Florence / Linzi Panhorst - Skinny Bitch Obsessed with Extended Breastfeeding and Only Eating Fruit

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Harakudoshi said:
Is that why you're not telling us about vaginal care?
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I do not shove cucumbers up my vagina, only zucchini. Cucumber seeds are bad for vagina dentata. The seeds blunt the teeth. Zucchini have no seeds and can be easily masticated. That's why zucchini are the vegetable of choice when training for penis mastication competitions.
 
glass_houses said:
I do not shove cucumbers up my vagina, only zucchini. Cucumber seeds are bad for vagina dentata. The seeds blunt the teeth. Zucchini have no seeds and can be easily masticated. That's why zucchini are the vegetable of choice when training for penis mastication competitions.
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I reckon it is also because zucchini are larger as well?
 
glass_houses said:
I do not shove cucumbers up my vagina, only zucchini. Cucumber seeds are bad for vagina dentata. The seeds blunt the teeth. Zucchini have no seeds and can be easily masticated. That's why zucchini are the vegetable of choice when training for penis mastication competitions.
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Hawt.
 
Not at all. For some reason only one variety is grown and sold where I am, despite it being a staple for many, and it grows very small. Besides, if my vagina gets any wider, someone like yourself would find themselves completely ineffectual.
 
If you want to risk it go right ahead. I won't volunteer mine though, I have standards. My shit is high quality. Rain or CWC might be more up your alley though. Or the other way around as it were. Make sure that you film those fifteen seconds Your own entry on the Encyclopedia Dramatica may well be the only taste of immortality that you ever get.
 
glass_houses said:
If you want to risk it go right ahead. I won't volunteer mine though, I have standards. My shit is high quality. Rain or CWC might be more up your alley though. Or the other way around as it were. Make sure that you film those fifteen seconds Your own entry on the Encyclopedia Dramatica may well be the only taste of immortality that you ever get.
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High quality shit, eh? How exactly do you go about measuring the quality of faeces?
 
Harakudoshi said:
High quality shit, eh? How exactly do you go about measuring the quality of faeces?
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It's composed of pure gold that solidifies as soon as it hits the water, and smells only of the very best perfume. I am the highest exporter of gold in the country. I'm making a fortune from my own shit.
 
glass_houses said:
It's composed of pure gold that solidifies as soon as it hits the water, and smells only of the very best perfume. I am the highest exporter of gold in the country. I'm making a fortune from my own shit.
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Then perhaps I would want my cock covered in your faeces. If I can just scrape it off and sell it for a profit, sounds like a solid plan to me. Get laid, and get paid.
 
glass_houses 1745180 said:
It's composed of pure gold that solidifies as soon as it hits the water, and smells only of the very best perfume. I am the highest exporter of gold in the country. I'm making a fortune from my own shit.
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I am as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.
 
trombonista said:
She looks miserable in that thumbnail.
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'Miserable' implies an awareness of how awful your life is, and the crushing realisation that you are completely responsible for your own fuck ups. Rain is a narcissist and a rather dumb one at that. Her life is fantastic as far as she's concerned. She's just physically uncomfortable because she's sitting in a bucket.
 
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