💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I don't get bossmanjack. I'm not saying I don't understand why he has a thread, but he just seems so cookie cutter and tame compared to other cows in the running. I could probably find several dozen other gambling addicts that failed at life on twitch, but there's only one fatrick, or ralph, or even rekieta.
 
Pat better win this. We haven't had a lolcow fail like this since the original lolcow. I also voted Jackie for internet famous and Shane for fresh meat. The Expanding waistline universe should sweep this year, and Patrick at court should have been a media nominee.
 
I did my duty and voted for Pat. Recency bias has many voters favoring Bossmanjack as he's the new hotness but Pat is eternal.
 
Creative Username said:
I've done my part. Will you do yours?
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Man did Queen Clara the eunuch findom fall off. And I guess Dylan doesn't rate with 0 votes. Dylan's harm to others is AB so no one cares. For a website that is claimed to "hate trans" - the 3 top votegetters aren't open trans people*.

Markorian said:
I don't get bossmanjack.
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Harm to others and reactivity. The list is solid enough.


*Patrick is FtM on reddit.
 
Props to the one guy who voted for Gunt. A real man, going his own way, forging his own path. Unfortunately for him, right below where he selected his vote, there lies a button that leads directly to the FATPAT ZONE.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
I did my duty and voted for Pat. Recency bias has many voters favoring Bossmanjack as he's the new hotness but Pat is eternal.
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Joshua Coomer Troon said last week Bossmanjack is his favorite lolcow and this forum has a lot of dickriders voting on just that. But like Gondor we took shall call for aide
 
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Forgive the minor sperging, but that Tobias guy is wrong (partially). It is true that 14th (section 5) is enforced by Congress, but he misses two points:
  • That section says that Congress’ enforcement shall be by the laws they pass to enforce it
  • Congress already enforced it by passing 18 USC 2383 on March 4th, 1909
By not falling for the Stalker Child’s half truth’s, Pat has scored a tiny W.
 
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Attention, all (fat) Pat enthusiasts. The 2023 Julays are open for voting. This is not a drill.
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I've done my part. Will you do yours?
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this is gonna be a bit off topic but holy shit i have got to say, it really highlights just how disgusting and ugly all these people are when they're all lined up next to each other. even comparatively "normal" people like that faggot Linus have their worst qualities showing through, to say nothing of Rekieta's terminal alcoholism.
 
Much like Fatrick himself, I voted. If Boremanjack beats Fatrick we shall know that Patrick's true and honest son, Null, has fortified the election in order to protect his father.
 
Johnny Salami said:
Joshua Coomer Troon said last week Bossmanjack is his favorite lolcow and this forum has a lot of dickriders voting on just that. But like Gondor we took shall call for aide
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We need to strike back against Johm Potter's blatant favoritism and #dontlettheidiotswin
 
Bioniclelover said:
We need to strike back against Johm Potter's blatant favoritism and #dontlettheidiotswin
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Personally, I have been fighting misinformation and correcTing the record, educating low-information voters on the following:
  1. Fatrick is fat
  2. He has bitch tits
  3. He's fat
  4. "No, stalker, I did not. Enjoy prison."
  5. He's so stubbornly retarded he makes certain physical forces look less dedicated than him
  6. fat
  7. wide
 
Creative Username said:
Personally, I have been fighting misinformation and correcTing the record, educating low-information voters on the following:
  1. Fatrick is fat
  2. He has bitch tits
  3. He's fat
  4. "No, stalker, I did not. Enjoy prison."
  5. He's so stubbornly retarded he makes certain physical forces look less dedicated than him
  6. fat
  7. wide
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You forgot one thing:
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Scott Steiner - He's Fat!

Scott Steiner Knows Best.
www.youtube.com www.youtube.com
 
Bossman got way more MATI coverage, Null loves him and so do the internet famous guys. I got bored of him after a few weeks, but he's very memeable and casual cow watchers can jump right into him without having to go through years of schizo lore about a dozen side characters on several different websites, songs, podcasts, news reports, books, etc. While we consider this immense depth (and girth, because he's fat) to be an asset, Patposting is not for the weak.
#DLTIW #ROCKTHEVOTE

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P.S. the DBZ characters are even funnier to me than Pat fighting his organs and his toilet.
 
FAT PAT PATRIOTS: We're currently three votes behind the lossman, and gaining very slowly (Much like Pat, who is fat, except he's gaining quickly.) We need to educaTe the low-informaTion voTers so thaT we can geT a big lead (over the idioT, who we can'T leT win) and come ouT ahead.
 
i voted for patrick, of course, because i too am an autistic schizo who loves lolcows with lore. but if bossmanjack wins, he deserves it just as much. the dude is an absolute nutter whose trainwreck of a life keeps finding new stations to crash into. but at the same time, the gambling addiction is kind of depressing.
 
Hello Stalker Child, as a BMJ regular I'm just popping in to say I hope we have an honorable fight for LOTY.

This morning Bossman lost $3k, broke his keyboard in half like a pretzel and then came back 30 minutes later to run up a $7.4k win, I'll admit Fatricks temper tantrums and swearing blind that he's not going to pay out on the lawsuit he lost was funny though.
Hopefully both top contenders for this years title will get a segment on tonights MATI.
 
OtherLastTrainHome said:
i voted for patrick, of course, because i too am an autistic schizo who loves lolcows with lore. but if bossmanjack wins, he deserves it just as much. the dude is an absolute nutter whose trainwreck of a life keeps finding new stations to crash into. but at the same time, the gambling addiction is kind of depressing.
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I am in complete agreement with Josh's analysis of Low Tier God: he's black.

All the bragging, muh dicking, overt homosexuality, insanely fragile ego and consequent chimp outs are exactly the same way every other nigger acts. Being amazed by LTG is like watching in amazement as a white man regularly goes to work or comes home to his wife and children after a short trip to the convenience store.

What does this have to do with Bossmanjack? He's a gambler.
 
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