💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Lyster]

Might have been mentioned already but Patrick tweeted 150 times on Christmas Day. Instead of enjoying the company of friends and family, he was arguing with strangers about Rittenhouse and firing out countless "Enjoy prison" tweets.

What an abomination of a human being.

We should have a special rule that says Patrick is the only cow that is allowed to be tipped because the more time he spends on Twitter responding to stranger the ess time he has to threaten to kill his ex-wife and daughter and less time his family has to suffer his presence. Truly an act of community service

 

[AutoClownMaker]

We should have a special rule that says Patrick is the only cow that is allowed to be tipped because the more time he spends on Twitter responding to stranger the ess time he has to threaten to kill his ex-wife and daughter and less time his family has to suffer his presence. Truly an act of community service

Nope.

1) There are enough unhinged people in the world and the way various laws have equal charges for accessories why would anyone want to risk catching charges because you had a login here/posted on the thread/didn't tell the cow tipper no when they spoke of their big plan.
2) Even if the present swatting efforts have nothing to do with anyone at the other website or this humble website after making such an announcement any further of that bullshit will get blamed on membership here.
3) Do you have evidence to back up the concept of 'less time to make threats' you have asserted.

Reason 1 is enough. The leave no tips rule does more than protect Josh and the website itself - it protects the users here from other users. I've read enough posts from other people here.....some of you MFers should be locked away.

 

[Lana Del Hitler]

Jim Stewartson is a fascinating nut bag. He used to be a really successful advertising guy. He ran the Ilovebees campaign for one of the halo games and even got an Emmy for it.

I suspect that living in California, he really started hitting the booze and drugs so calls for work kind of stopped. He has gone full bore conspiracy nut on his podcast. If you watch like the first episode and then the last one, you really can see the extend of his drug and alcohol fueled decline.

The whole thing with Flynn is he kept saying crazier and crazier shit until Flynn tried to serve him. Only Stewartson just refused to leave his house or open the door. Eventually, I think Jim's adult son got served in his place, when he was visiting.

Stupidly, Jim kept talking about the case ans getting served on twitter, while not actually doing anything about it.

Please note, Jim is getting sued by a number of people and it's possible he was too drunk to keep straight which ones he was using lawyers for.

So this is just a default judgement. He has been running a grifting campaign nonstop for this and his other lawsuits

off topic but there should be a thred on jim/cuda/hifi I know ONA has had brief feuds with them and their deranged podcast but it would be good to have a thread, they dont really

engage but a timeline on their decay into Lefty Qanon would be a good read.

 

[Post Reply]

I wonder if Patrick likes fish sticks?

 

[Judge Holden]

Still waiting on that Tiny Tim fanfiction, Bumlinson.

We are literally the only people on the fucking planet who are.

Im deadly serious, this thread here and those on the ONA forum are by *far* the closest thing he has ever had and will ever had to a fandom. We near religiously follow his social media postings, endlessly discuss and speculate his works and gossip about his personal life.

We are simultaneously everything he has ever wanted, and also exactly what he fuckin deserves

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

yeah I’d say he’s mostly out of the closet, when he tells the men “trying to kill him” that they all “desperately” lust after his dick, what other conclusion might we draw?

 

[Judge Holden]

yeah I’d say he’s mostly out of the closet, when he tells the men “trying to kill him” that they all “desperately” lust after his dick, what other conclusion might we draw?

Methinks my earlier theory that each time he gets allegedly "swatted" is infact the result of the Milwaukee PD going mad with lust and sexual sadism and thus inventing endless pretexts to kick down his door and swarm his half hovel en masse to all take turns violently fucking him in the ass in front of the entire neighborhood might well be closer to the truth than most here dare admit, and that this might be coloring his views on his online tormentors

 

[RollingRock2]

yeah I’d say he’s mostly out of the closet, when he tells the men “trying to kill him” that they all “desperately” lust after his dick, what other conclusion might we draw?

Is it even possible for a straight man to bend his wrist this far? Go on, try it. I think it needs some really feminine genes to be so limp wristed.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Is it even possible for a straight man to bend his wrist this far? Go on, try it. I think it needs some really feminine genes to be so limp wristed.
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It's easier to rest on my knuckles on my cheek like some bored Skyrim Jarl than like this faggot does with his limp wrist. Also, considering his fat fucking head how hasn't his wrist snapped from the weight?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Also, considering his fat fucking head how hasn't his wrist snapped from the weight?

His head is largely full of hot gas.

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

His head is largely full of hot gas.

He must've been standing too close to Jamal while he was with Niki. Likely inhaled some of the back blast.

Just to clarify for my retarded non-legal brain, the second, better debt has been domesticated, and we are just waiting on the next legal step, correct?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I wonder if Patrick likes fish sticks?

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No stalker child, I am not a homosexual. I watch my wife most of the time as black men fart in her vagina. Wait for the knock

 

[skunt]

Is it even possible for a straight man to bend his wrist this far? Go on, try it. I think it needs some really feminine genes to be so limp wristed.
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not fat by any medical standards, stalker

 

[teriyakiburns]

Is it even possible for a straight man to bend his wrist this far? Go on, try it. I think it needs some really feminine genes to be so limp wristed.
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I just realised, he's not wearing a shirt. The lack of context in the framing makes him look entirely naked.

Well, I guess I didn't want to sleep tonight, anyway.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Aunt Leslie is like a Great White smelling dyslipidemic blood in the water:



Take no prisoners, Leslie child.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

 

[Post Reply]

Patrick cowers in fear before Leslie, but he just can't help himself from trying to dunk on a Christian black man. I bet he preemptively blocked this dude after doing his gay reply+quotetweet too.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Patrick cowers in fear before Leslie, but he just can't help himself from trying to dunk on a Christian black man. I bet he preemptively blocked this dude after doing his gay reply+quotetweet too.
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Future niggeroni spotted

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Patrick cowers in fear before Leslie, but he just can't help himself from trying to dunk on a Christian black man. I bet he preemptively blocked this dude after doing his gay reply+quotetweet too.
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If there’s one thing he can’t stand it’s when black people don’t follow the party line. Didn’t he come super close to calling someone an Uncle Tom one time? Maybe I’m crazy.

I bet when he encounters people at the bar and interjects these shitty little contrarian remarks they probably think he’s actually mentally retarded. Besides the head scar incident, it seems his obvious retardation has saved him from quite a few ass whoopings. That smug smirk like from the pink shirt video is too punchable for there to be any other explanation. I don’t think he can live on Twitter and leave the inflated ego there, it definitely follows him IRL.

 

[Dedans]

Patrick cowers in fear before Leslie, but he just can't help himself from trying to dunk on a Christian black man. I bet he preemptively blocked this dude after doing his gay reply+quotetweet too.
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I wonder if, in an alternate timeline, Patrick could've become a big sceptic, atheist YouTuber. Rivalling the likes of The Amazing Atheist or Thunderf00t, pwning dumb Christians with stalwart logic and a penchant for Always Being Correct, and having The Last Word.

It almost feels like Patrick missed his true calling and is content with playing Whac-A-Mole with the pests instead, his divine calling stubbornly relegated to a bygone era just before his time. God knows, his heart isn't in being a Sci-Fi author.