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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%
  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,306
We have a red snow situation people, this is not a drill.

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The GFM rests at $120. I almost feel sorry for these headcases.
It's pretty bad for them. I guess no one at the Tranch 2, Phillip or Kevin, would think if letting bygones be bygones until better weather.


None of their other trans comrades have offered to help or they wouldn't be there. Not just mutual aid in cash/amazon grift but a place to sleep out of the elements, or even calling 911 and informing that their trans-sisters are in a potentially bad situation where hypothermia is a very real possibility. No trans lifeline or anything is coordinating local shelter space for this group.

That's the depth of trans mutual aid. Underground HRT networks?? Got 'ya covered. Exceptionally kind journalism, yep. Space out of the elements so they won't freeze to death. Well, not so much.

I know they're not prepared for this since they would have built a improvised shelter from local materials that would serve them better than the tent. Curious about caloric intake. Also curious how long term HRT works WRT heat production and hypothermia resistance.

Anyway, if they make it, it'll be a great story. After all, these are males, and what guy doesn't like a good survival experience.
 
It is trite for me to say but in the spirit of Christmas I pray they end up okay. Even if they are deranged sex perverts and vectors for the worst sort of communicable degeneracy, a frigid mountainside night with little or no shelter on this holy day is too grim for my taste. I hope they are just exaggerating their plight in an attempt to guilt people into granting them more gibs.
 
Someone who wrote to Santa was a very good boy this past year.
If I lived in the area, I'd be seriously tempted to by-pass the "don't interact with cows" rule and call local authorities, because shit is grim.

On the other hand... lol, they gon' die. Who'll get eaten first?

TRANNY DONNER PARTY! TRANNY DONNER PARTY!
 
It’s wrong to wish bad things on people on the holy day of Christmas, but I’ll be honest; this is at least a little bit cathartic. Now the troons know how the alpacas felt.
 
Maybe they're going to get frostbite on their dick and balls for an impromptu self srs.

Are they squatting on national forest land? Iirc after about 30 days rangers will tell you to move out.
 
Now the troons know how the alpacas felt.
The Alpaca Curse be upon them.
Remember, remember.
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Bitch ass troons.
 
Huddled together in a ratty old tent in brutally low freezing temperatures, just barely avoiding direct, open exposure to the elements at high altitude. But hey, they've got fucking internet access to piss and moan about it!

Fucking priorities, man. Y'know instead of all the gadgets and charging shit for their fucking phones they'd have been far better served with a cheap-ass Baofeng shortwave and some survival rations. It's not like having internet access is helping them at all right now.
 
Huddled together in a ratty old tent in brutally low freezing temperatures, just barely avoiding direct, open exposure to the elements at high altitude. But hey, they've got fucking internet access to piss and moan about it!

Fucking priorities, man. Y'know instead of all the gadgets and charging shit for their fucking phones they'd have been far better served with a cheap-ass Baofeng shortwave and some survival rations. It's not like having internet access is helping them at all right now.
I know, it's glorious to behold. Whoever asked for this arc is a genius.
 
Huddled together in a ratty old tent in brutally low freezing temperatures, just barely avoiding direct, open exposure to the elements at high altitude. But hey, they've got fucking internet access to piss and moan about it!

Fucking priorities, man. Y'know instead of all the gadgets and charging shit for their fucking phones they'd have been far better served with a cheap-ass Baofeng shortwave and some survival rations. It's not like having internet access is helping them at all right now.

To be fair to them, they are zoomers so they certainly had their phones and things long before they wound up in this situation.
I doubt they were buying their phones and gadgets in the past few weeks.
They probably were not expecting things to get this desperate for themselves.
Sky might have suggested it as a thing for a few days then the grift would come through and they could get a motel then find a warehouse or other place to squat in.

Don’t get me wrong and think I am defending them.

These idiots clearly think that they can live as they want outside the system, and when it gets tough the “people” should be helping them live how they want.

What they should be doing is finding employment and some cheap digs to get their act together, and the seriously mentally ill one should be returning to hospital.
 
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