💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Of fucking course Jack "reads" a fast/junk food themed blog.

(I have "read" in quotes because he didn't. The powder has 1 gram of sugar per serving. A can of Coke has 39. Stupid fucking mushbrain.)

Not to mention that if you're in the general fitness band where Protein Powder is preferable over eating meats to help hit specific macros (Or you're broke and making do), a couple grams of sugar is probably a rounding error. You'll clear that off with your lifts easily.

I find donut flavored protein powder to be fucking funny though, so I'm glad Jack brought this to my attention.

 

[ZipDisk]

Point of order: Jack is afraid of brothers, and was excited about larping at running away from them.
Point of order the second: JR didn't have the balls for a hard R, that's a mickey mouse nigga.

I love that Jack got so rattled he deleted the livestream. While it's sad that it's gone, it's amazing that it fucked with him so hard.

Your son uses gamer words fatty. Either shut him the fuck up or exile him to the shadow realm.

Pizza sperg: Fuck char fans. That's just burnt. It's not a style, it's an equipment failure.

I read the fast food blogs because I always miss the fucking LTO burgers. They are very boring and I don't like them.

 

[AnOminous]

Doing heroin daily is probably healthier than the lifestyle fatass lives and I am deadass serious.

William S. Burroughs lived to 83 while being an on-again off-again heroin addict.

Jagoff will never live that long.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Sugah baad

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Literally protein powder with sucralose and stevia. Healthier than damn near anything Jack has eaten this year, I'd hazard.

 

[p1138]

Sugah baad

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Fatty is too dumb to understand that Dunkin isn't making fucking protein powder. Of course he knows nothing about brand deals. Also we hit 5/5 gud for coffee, of course it's the "frosted cinnamon bun" flavor...

 

[lindsayfan]

Of course he knows nothing about brand deals. Also we hit 5/5 gud for coffee, of course it's the "frosted cinnamon bun" flavor...

i laughed at ken replying to rob with a bitmoji. they're running (fully ambulatory) circles around jack and he has no idea.

good luck to rob on the healthy lifestyle improvements. this is the actual value of people like jack-- witnessing their negative example can inspire others

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Out of all the years of making fun of Jack in such a large thread. Has there even been one instance where Jack has ever helped anyone out?

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

How is Dunkin Protein Powder an Oxymoron? Does Jack think that protein is automagically healthy? Does Jack not realize that even fried breads do have proteins? Its a funny combo because I don't associate dunkin with gains, but Chocolate and other 'candy' protein powders have been a thing for as long as they've existed.

Shit, that'd actually explain the carnivore pivot, if he's just blanket assuming that protein automatically makes something good. I wonder if he's stumbled across the fact that all protein isn't made equal yet.

 

[fag0rz]

Out of all the years of making fun of Jack in such a large thread. Has there even been one instance where Jack has ever helped anyone out?

Well, he helped himself to 9 plates of food at a church picnic back in 2011.

 

[The Early 2000s]

Out of all the years of making fun of Jack in such a large thread. Has there even been one instance where Jack has ever helped anyone out?

Jack's antics have helped me laugh, multiple times. So there's that.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Out of all the years of making fun of Jack in such a large thread. Has there even been one instance where Jack has ever helped anyone out?

He's probably the single biggest stimulus package for America's pulpork and shurgur farmers since the New Deal.

 

[densedance]

 

[p1138]

Out of all the years of making fun of Jack in such a large thread. Has there even been one instance where Jack has ever helped anyone out?

Well, if we believe everything he's said...
Gave someone in the military a thanksgiving meal consisting of e. coli, botilism, and maybe some penicillin.
Smoked a couple hundred pounds of PULPORKS for the mega church vision quest gay meetups, because they couldn't afford their own catering.
Has donated possibly dozens of pizza crusts, and half eaten carbohydrate loaded items to the homeless since he couldn't eat them himself.
Made sure that the internet knew how his nursing home could improve, and warn them that they couldn't feed him his required 5,000 calories per day.
He has promoted random youtube channels to an audience of nobody just because they joined his jackpack.
Raised awareness that people with disabilities also like to visit amusement parks.
Contributed to awareness that fat people can't fit on planes as easily as regular humans.
Warns us every time Dunkin Donuts advertises something that may contain SHUGUR.


The man is practically a full time philanthropist.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Even if Jack didn’t eat any, given that he is running a cooking channel, it would be assumed by the average person that he’d eat the fruits of his labor.

Even if he didn’t eat it, why the hell did he even make it.

 

[AnOminous]

How is Dunkin Protein Powder an Oxymoron?

It isn't. Jack is just a plain old moron. It's sweetened with stevia.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Sugah baad

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It's always Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Kreme that gets him fired up for some reason. He's got a hate boner for donut shops and I don't get it because he loves Starbucks and they put out new variations on massive sugarbombs all throughout the year, some of which he's tried to re-create at home.

 

[semitooth]

Sugah baad

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suboxone is kinda like healthy heroin

 

[Tiresome]

He's got a hate boner for donut shops

Jack's mom would show up just long enough between johns to slap a box of donuts on the kitchen table to feed her ovoid spawn. Jack swallowed them down along with his tears at being an unwanted little wretch.

 

[Flesh Ribbons]

Junior finally did it, he dropped a gamer word on Jack's video.

Junior sounds like Mickey Mouse dropping gamer words.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Sugah baad

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Yeah except it's glazed donut flavored. It's got a lot less calories and it's full of protein and other things that are good for you. But no. Sugar is poison according to this fat sack of protoplasm.

I find donut flavored protein powder to be fucking funny though, so I'm glad Jack brought this to my attention.

It's a gimmick. I mean you have whey powder that tastes like Birthday Cake. What's the point of that?

William S. Burroughs lived to 83 while being an on-again off-again heroin addict.

And he actually contributed to popular culture by being a good author. Half of the beat generation is there because of him. I think the other half owe it to Kerouac or Ginsberg. What has Fatty given the world other than salmonella?

Shit, that'd actually explain the carnivore pivot, if he's just blanket assuming that protein automatically makes something good. I wonder if he's stumbled across the fact that all protein isn't made equal yet.

Nah he's just being a mushbrain. Dunkin bad so anything with their name is also bad. Q.E.D.