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Favorite recurring character? (Select 4)

  • Jack / AIDSMobdy

    Votes: 257 24.0%
  • Josh / the Wizard

    Votes: 77 7.2%
  • Colin (Canadian #1)

    Votes: 460 42.9%
  • Jim (Canadian #2)

    Votes: 230 21.4%
  • Tim

    Votes: 386 36.0%
  • Len Kabasinski

    Votes: 208 19.4%
  • Freddie Williams

    Votes: 274 25.5%
  • Patton Oswalt

    Votes: 27 2.5%
  • Macaulay Culkin

    Votes: 541 50.4%
  • Max Landis

    Votes: 64 6.0%

  • Total voters
    1,073
A story in three parts
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Jay: "I am wearing a Discovery uniform though"

Rich: "oh well that explains why you don't know anything about Star Trek"

:story: excellent jab, Rich, and I've never watched any of the series.
 
Mike after losing the game
 
I wonder how Mike will feel about that new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie that's set to release in December. If you don't know, they are doing a film called, "Wonka" that's essentially an origin story of Willy Wonka. The director is Paul King who did the fucking Paddington movies. Wonka will be played by Timothée Chalamet who is the main character in the recent Dune remake. Mike has stated that Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is his favorite movie of all time or at least the one his elderly brain remembers the most. The trailer makes it seem like it's going from some Benedict Cumberbatch, "Sherlock" humor or style. It's set in late 1800's Britain with of course many people of the melanin variety. I think the side character is some black girl or whatever. It will either be forgettable or entertainingly bad.
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I think Mike might be into these games way more than you'd think, either that or he's very competitive, look at how shocked he is at getting the last, and most important question wrong

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He was so sure he got it right at first lol flipping the podium over mightve been half schtick and half sincere frustration
 
I think Mike might be into these games way more than you'd think, either that or he's very competitive, look at how shocked he is at getting the last, and most important question wrong

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He was so sure he got it right at first lol flipping the podium over mightve been half schtick and half sincere frustration
Mike could never participate in Junka due to the shakes.
 
I really enjoyed the episode. Jays cluelessness about Star Trek, Mike being competitive and comedically salty, and Rich just having a good time. And the ending was the cherry on top.
 
Now I'm not a man of science. I'm a simple man, I'm an old man.

But light takes 8 minutes to reach Earth from the sun, and that's warp 1. Mike doesn't look like he has a warp drive. And even if he did, it'd take like 8 minutes for him to fly that close to the sun and get burned. But then Mike gives Rich a chance and burns himself in like 5 seconds.

Now what is this? Some kind of Wiley Coyote logic? Do they expect us to believe this bullshit?
 
I did very much enjoy how Jay, the fan of "sex pervert movies," was repeatedly shocked by how fucking degenerate TNG was.

And rightly so. Midcentury sci-fi fandom was always on a whole other level of sex weirdness.
 
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