💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    699
You guys don't understand, Nick HAS to lick the bottle. Do you want that single droplet to get on his carpet? Fucking hell, buy a goddamn trashcan. Get some coasters. There's no explanation for licking the bottle like it's a BBC that doesn't make you look like a degenerate.
 
adult discussion about problems in the world (e.g. trafficking, war, etc...)
This is what a child says when they think "adult conversation".
trauma from moving.
His personal trail of tears.
His guests told him they were leaving 'soon', but they stayed for hours longer.
Does this minger not have the fortitude to tell a guest they have to get going? Fuck, some people, myself included, will stay 5ever if everyone is having a good time and there have been no ques to leave. Take some control mr man of the house.
They help him theraputically.
Work does help men. But he doesn't even work, he just bitches. He does what a woman does, bitch to his besties over drinks.
He is not bragging; the stories are just telling people how crazy his life ir.
"I fucked all these 10s, not bragging tho, just my life be cray cray nigga."
He puts way the mustang tomorrow.
This tard had his shitstain out this long? Still on summers? Does this nigger know that summer tires don't just mean "not for use in snow"? Cold is bad m'kay.
They cannot understand, and they cannot because most people cannot handle being a streamer.
Being a streamer can be tough, it requires a certain personality and work-ethic. He has neither of those now and is coasting. This fool couldn't even handle a 9-5. But ya, he's totally cut of different cloth.
 
The Mandy thing is funny, but it was easy to guess something was up with "her."
I am pretty sure "this is obviously a catfish and probably a dude" was something like the first comment about MAN-dy.
All those black dudes he adds on Instagram are clearly his drug dealers selling him molly, cocaine, poppers, and who knows what else.
I. Do NOT. WANT. To do the poppers. But. I NEED. To do the poppers. Only with. The POPPERS. Can I accommodate the BBC that. I NEED.
 
I am pretty sure "this is obviously a catfish and probably a dude" was something like the first comment about MAN-dy.
In my headcannon I like to think it's a Mossad agent who is blackmailing Nick into destroying his career to save from having his family killed because he has been deemed problematic by the CIA. Ideally, he will come to a suspicious end that will be deemed to a suicide so those who once respected him have a shred of *something* to cling to that he wasn't always a total piece of shit drunk faggot.

One thought about mandy. It might be interesting to compile some of her posts and feeding them through a gender analyzer and see what comes back.
 
Drexel's editor and co-host, Tim, went to law school near the end of Drexel's migtown channel run and has been popping up on Potentially Criminal's streams. He mentioned he has trouble coming up with content for his own law channel in the stream chat and PC told him to cover Nick's lawsuit with Monty cause PC himself can't cover it cause he's involved in it. Happened just now on PC's stream. :story:

Edit: Tim has been to nick's house and appeared on stream while in his house (the election streams).
 
So that's why we need a seethestream of seethestreams to end the year.
If his autistic fan base can push Metokur to mention anything Rage Twig related, that would set off the seethestream you're hoping for.

I personally doubt it, because I doubt Jim finds it funny, but one can hope and get rainbows for even the slightest mention, and an ensuing shitshow.
 
The following extremely detailed analysis of the EXIF metadata was provided by @AltisticRight.
Oh shit, there's going to be math...
With the values for FoV and sensor size:
lol

Seriously great work you two.

his has led me to believe that Rumble has forgotten about Nick or he is at least low priority.
I think the latter. Rumble is apparently being targeted pretty hard by ISPs.

For those that don't know, there is a video site called Funker530 that posts, mostly, war and combat videos. They just this week had to quickly move off of using Rumble for their video player due to Rumble being DDoS'd. Their update post claimed something interesting:

This week we made a major leap forward towards full autonomy, with the launch of our new video player we built ourselves. Having control over our own player reduces the risk of us being influenced by outside forces, gives us full control over the player controls, and will allow us to add some unique community driven features in the near future.

There were two huge example of censorship affecting us. The first is that all of France was being blocked from watching videos for the last year. Now you can comment on your own riot footage again :) The second is that many major ISP's in the US were blocking all video ads at the ISP level, in an attempt to bankrupt Rumble, and anyone using their player. Both of these issues have now been dealt with.

If that's true, which this is the first I've heard such a claim, then yeah, Rumble talking to Balldo about renewing a contract may not be their highest priority. Trying to keep their platform alive and usable probably is.
 
Not entirely sure why my post was quoted in this. What am I missing?

Only that you were correct in that Cynthia said she & Mandy had been online friends for years but not necessarily from Rekieta’s chat.
Iirc Cynthia said (somewhere?) that she previously knew Mandy from some other online community & had then run into her again in Rekieta’s chat. Can’t find that reference though.

While searching for that, ran across the photo of what is probably some random guy that Mandy is claiming as her dad & tacked it onto the post but neglected to say that the dad pic was unrelated to your post. Sorry about causing confusion.
 
Doing locals after rumble isn’t useful


This guy just straight up doesn’t understand the business model/value proposition of locals.

It’s the premium post show you idiot!

The entire point, from the Locals perspective isn’t for you to be talking at the audience. You’re supposed to do a show, answer a few super chats, then go to locals to have an open forum where you can communicate directly with the fans, answer more personal questions and just have a more intimate interaction that doesn’t require paying you to notice them.

This isn’t a new concept and it’s existed well before locals. Why? Because it works. The problem is he doesn’t organize his streams anymore.
If he weren’t such a lazy drunk, he’d do 3 hour streams max. 2 hours of prepared topic, with an extra hour for distractions, tangents, and super chats. Meanwhile, he should use said tangents to say “this looks fun, let’s save this for later and check it out on locals. He already does this for Rumble, so save the smallest stuff for locals.

The locals show still has to be a show, no one on earth wants to eat a wealthy yet depressed alcohol mope around his dirty kitchen.

What’s that? 2 a.m. central is too late? Gee, maybe start your show earlier then. It’s not like this is you job or something,
Jesus Christ man.

You know, I would almost say “I get it” to his family excuses. But let’s be real. There are millions of people with 5 kids, and they still manage to have jobs full time jobs, most of which require a commute. and for most families both parents work do this.

Yet somehow Nick, who works from home and is only obligated to do 4 hours of work per day, from the comfort of his own home, is too busy unless he does it in the dead of night? Sorry, I’m not buying it. Just like I’ve never once believed his many “unexpected” drives.

Plus: he works from home and his kids are home schooled. He could still see them all day AND do his teaching while finding time to prepare his streams and then perform for 4 hours. Especially if he started 7 or 8 pm. Then he can be done with the main show by 10 or 11, do locals until 12, and then be done for the night. Giving him plenty of time to wash up, eat, and then get a full 8 hours of sleep before waking up to take his kid to…whatever it is they have to do at the crack of dawn(has he ever said what activity this is? My only thoughts would be track or water polo and I doubt it’s either this time of year).
That’s a 16 hour day Nick, standard for most people. And guess what? Your job and life is so easy, especially with a wife and nanny that it’s completely doable. Even better, your job doesn’t need to be done every day of the week. With your audience and contract You could easy do 3 nights a week on this schedule and take the other days to spend time with family and maybe even prep the topics did the show or even prep the entire week’s worth of topics.

Nick could have a successful show, have a happy family life, and be healthy. But he doesn’t, and it’s all because of his drinking, bad sleeping habits, and porn addiction. He’s more willing to destroy everything than be a normal, productive person.

I keep thinking about his comment to Dick when he once again bitched about shower texting. “How am I so much busier than everyone else?”

The answer is, you’re not. You’re barely busy at all. If he wants to see real busy, he should see the life of the standard tv news anchor. They have to figure out what news stories are worth talking about in air, they need to deal with whatever bullshit the producers yell at them, they spend all day in meetings figuring stuff out, then they do almost an hour getting their hair and makeup done for the camera and doing mic checks only to be on air live for an hour or two at a time. Usually in the evening but sometimes in the morning. Do you think they just show up to the studio and start rolling? Hell no, they’re at the studio all day. They work harder, longer, have more pressure, can be fired in a moment, and they make less money than you. And I can guarantee none of them text people in the shower. That’s not a busy person thing to do, it’s a desperate person thing to do.

He reached out to people on the shower because he needs constant stimulation. His family was asleep in that hotel, he was alone. He want streaming, he was likely scared or anxious. I feel like he’s become someone who needs to fe in conversation at all times, even if it’s negative, just so he can feel valid in his shallow existence
 
So let me get this straight, which is a big ask as there's nothing straight in regards to Balldo, but he was spooked by a move as a kid and now he has to cry about it every December? What a cry baby bitch.
 
His pupils are always so large. I don't think I've seen a segment of him in his kitchen where he looked like a functioning adult; maybe it's just the lighting in there, but he always looks like a complete druggie bum
To play devil's advocate for 3.2 seconds, I don't think kitchens are particularly known for having the best lighting. People don't take kitchen seflies...they take "bathroom selfies."

Can't speak for kitchen segments from a year ago, but he definitely looks like a druggie bum now because he currently is one.
 
He's like a jilted lover; could he be any more of a woman? Yes, yes he could. But he lacks the balls to do it. Troon out.

His job is social media? Is it really? What does he do? He seethes on twitter in bursts and...then what? He's not exactly jumping around to different shows, he's not producing content on social media, he's not building large networks of people...what does he do that makes his job social media?
 
His job is social media? Is it really? What does he do? He seethes on twitter in bursts and...then what? He's not exactly jumping around to different shows, he's not producing content on social media, he's not building large networks of people...what does he do that makes his job social media?
He incessantly seethes and utterly fails to take responsibility for anything he ever does, blaming it on random people out in the ether.

That makes him both a faggot and a lolcow, which is to say, a member of the social mediocricy, a group of faggots who produce nothing of value and incessantly complain that their failure to contribute anything to society is making them less money than it used to.

In short, DIE NICK.
 
That sweater screams heteroflexible rich white dude going through a midlife crisis
. "Hello follow kids wunna smoke trees behind Arby's with me like my favorite folk hero Kevin Spacey in the classic American film American Beauty?
...Y...Y...You've never seen American Beauty?
ACK ACK ACK.
Fuck off old man? Whatever prude." *revs engine and squeals tires of his totally cool mustang.*
 
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He's like a jilted lover; could he be any more of a woman? Yes, yes he could. But he lacks the balls to do it. Troon out.

His job is social media? Is it really? What does he do? He seethes on twitter in bursts and...then what? He's not exactly jumping around to different shows, he's not producing content on social media, he's not building large networks of people...what does he do that makes his job social media?
I mean what can he really do? Put out a tweet? Wow so helpful Nick you did it you saved free speech.
 
"And they're retarded. And you're like, oh shit what do I do? They've been retarded for an hour and forty-five minutes, I really need to take a shower." Wow @Null it has surpassed autism, you're just straight up retarded. "It's a shame the domain name got taken by Epik" "If only there were people who would be happy to share the news that some hosting company was being shitty." Josh, just put on the fucking Balldo and Nick'll light the Beacons of Gondor with his other cool podcaster friends. He's trying to blackmail support of the Forum and talking about these shit companies behaving in horrible ways on you kissing the fucking balldo, what a fucking faggot. Edit: Also, this dumb cracker really thinks he still has the influence he had during his deplatforming from YouTube. Nobody cares what you have to say anymore Nick, they all moved on after the Balldo Bump wore off.

Also, to answer Nick's question, no normal people don't joke about texting in the shower you fucking alcoholic. Every totally stable human being I've asked has said they would put the conversation off for the time of being in the shower. No argument is worth continuing through a shower. Also, jokes are supposed to be funny, but we all know you think Vito has always been joking about how much he wants to have sex with children so it doesn't fucking matter. Doing that transcript has made me 1000% incapable of finding humor in anything Nick says anymore because I know in painful detail how bad Nick is at comedy. Every delivery sucks, the punchlines are rarely relevant, and anything that seems funny is entirely reliant on whoever else is there to make his sitcom jokes function.

I started this post halfway through that second clip but by the end I got genuinely MATI at Nick being such a petulant crybaby bitch about the Thread. I hope that Rumble cuts his contract entirely, followed by the divorce rape, followed by the defamation case going to trial, just so he knows how it feels to have things taken from him.
Goddamn I think I just empathized with the DSP people for a minute there.
 
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