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Mr. Meanest said:
The woman whom the Taliban publicly executed in the stadium was a scheming cunt who had murdered her husband in his sleep. The Taliban was just, wholesome, and appropriate in executing that murdering whore.
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LMAO!

Gotta give the talibs extra props for using the penalty box!

Nice touch and attention to detail!
 
Procrastinhater said:
Pooner number 2 looks like Kyle Rittenhouse. That kid is getting fucking fat, I almost think that pic with Tucker Carlson has been photoshopped, he's got a big ol' gut and rosy red cheeks, he'd look pretty jolly tbf but its just funny seeing that Wisconsin diet take its toll.
Also looks like he plucks his eybrows.
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He looks like fucking Big Boy.
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Are people still falling for this ridiculous Photoshop? It's being pushed by a ton of assmad liberals that still can't get over the fact he wasn't railroaded into life without parole like the guys in Georgia. The very same people that would lose their minds if you fatshamed one of their protected classes.

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Hepativore said:
Still, if you are a melanated individual, what would you possibly want with a religion that considered darker skin the Mark of Cain and the Curse of Ham until very recently?
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Coconuts have never considered themselves to be anywhere near the same as Basketball Americans, they waz kangs and stuff..
The only time they equate themselves with Blackness is when it comes to pretending they're victims of whitey.
 
TismFarmer said:
Coconuts have never considered themselves to be anywhere near the same as Basketball Americans, they waz kangs and stuff..
The only time they equate themselves with Blackness is when it comes to pretending they're victims of whitey.
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That may be so, but the original founders of Mormonism were very clear that non-whites were inferior, and while this has been changed, it has only been very recently and I am sure many people in Mormonism still feel that way and will never fully accept you if you are not white no matter how much you might personally identify with them.
 
Hepativore said:
That may be so, but the original founders of Mormonism were very clear that non-whites were inferior, and while this has been changed, it has only been very recently and I am sure many people in Mormonism still feel that way and will never fully accept you if you are not white no matter how much you might personally identify with them.
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To quote the musical, "in 1978 God changed his mind about black people".
 
smile.jpg said:
That's a pooner? Wow, it's insane how much better they pass than trooners, you can't even see her zippertits and the frankenpenis looks like a regular small dick.
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... If dicks were somehow on the literal undercarriage.
Much like troons with their CWC style front facing vaginas, pooner bottom growth, and their surgical festoons, sit wellllll underneath where true and honest male genitals are positioned.
 
AfghanBlue said:
... If dicks were somehow on the literal undercarriage.
Much like troons with their CWC style front facing vaginas, pooner bottom growth, and their surgical festoons, sit wellllll underneath where true and honest male genitals are positioned.
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You seem to know a lot about dicks.
 
melty said:
So it must be really uncomfortable for her to walk around then?
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ugh, for sure.
pooners do talk about how their mega clits are sensitive and bash off everything, but thats bigger again, with added giblets to squash between her thighs.

She will have to wear tight briefs to keep things all tucked up, i think it'll be the equivalent of going jogging without a bra
(actually I always thought this about men in general- how is it not uncomfortable to run with your stuff jangling about- but i think i pictured it lower between my own legs out of habit; up on the front, i can imagine that it wouldnt be so uncomfortable.

you get really used to things being where they are. )
 
Apustajan apustaja said:
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This is the manliest thing ever. I have FOMO over this event.
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This highlights one of the things that irritates me the most about poonz and troonz.

Everything is TRANZZ. But...

If you are truly trans, you TRANSITION. And if you transition, you are OPPOSITE SEX. And, for most, if they are opposite sex, they are now STRAIGHT.
STRAIGHT.
Meaning--troonz and poonz ain't a goddamn sexuality. So get the fuck up off my lesbo star, you abominations!

But that's just it, ain't it? NONE of them are interested in transitioning. They just want to be TRANZZZ! Then you can:
* Gatekeep
* Crybully
* Derail
* Redirect
* Ruin Lives!

It really is a Lisa Frank Sticker you put in your 1980's sticker album till you're bored and trade it with your classmate at recess for that Lazer Blazer Michael Jackson sticker instead.

Fuck these people.
 
Dragged Into Sunlight said:
Are people still falling for this ridiculous Photoshop? It's being pushed by a ton of assmad liberals that still can't get over the fact he wasn't railroaded into life without parole like the guys in Georgia. The very same people that would lose their minds if you fatshamed one of their protected classes.

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Yeah in the real pic he's still getting kinda fat, with the start of a Gunt protruding from under his shirt (you're going on TV ffs, get a shirt that fits kid) but the Big Boy photoshop is just laid on a little too thick, thats what made me think it was a shop to start with.

And you're right, if someone did that to them they'd shriek and howl and cry about how words are violence.
Hypocrisy is second nature to those faggots.

I still say he looks mighty jolly on the photoshop though.
I'm thinking to use it to put him in a Santa suit and use it as Christmas Cards for the guys at the range.
 
AfghanBlue said:
ugh, for sure.
pooners do talk about how their mega clits are sensitive and bash off everything, but thats bigger again, with added giblets to squash between her thighs.

She will have to wear tight briefs to keep things all tucked up, i think it'll be the equivalent of going jogging without a bra
(actually I always thought this about men in general- how is it not uncomfortable to run with your stuff jangling about- but i think i pictured it lower between my own legs out of habit; up on the front, i can imagine that it wouldnt be so uncomfortable.

you get really used to things being where they are. )
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Penises are such a great design, so I can assure you that they don’t come with the kind of discomfort you’d expect from having stapled a 6 inch long, thick sausage of arm meat to your crotch area.

Thanks to its flexible construction, the penis can go from 6-7 inches erect, to less than one inch when circumstances call for it.

Being safely tucked away under your center of gravity and between your legs, the penis likewise isn’t a bother when you’re running or walking. Unlike a rotdog, which is usually sewn on the front of the pooner.
 
AfghanBlue said:
ugh, for sure.
pooners do talk about how their mega clits are sensitive and bash off everything, but thats bigger again, with added giblets to squash between her thighs.

She will have to wear tight briefs to keep things all tucked up, i think it'll be the equivalent of going jogging without a bra
(actually I always thought this about men in general- how is it not uncomfortable to run with your stuff jangling about- but i think i pictured it lower between my own legs out of habit; up on the front, i can imagine that it wouldnt be so uncomfortable.

you get really used to things being where they are. )
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It most cases, it does not flop around unless erect because of how much it retracts with most of us so it is really not in the way at all. It might be a different story with some of us who are what you would call "showers" but for many of us, there is such a massive difference between flaccid and erect length that you would not think it was the same body part, aka "growers".

Rotdogs cannot do this, so they are always of the same static length and girth unless they have a dick-pump installed, hence the example of that stupid pooner way back in this thread asking for advice on how men "orient" their penis in their undergarments. Since our penises are generally not the dimensions of a soda can and just flopping around, the question had no bearing to actual penis-owners.
 
Most Pooners 'dogs wouldn't look out of place on John Holmes. They're fucking ridiculous, and if Pooners had ever seen a penis outside of their creepy Fujo comics they'd know that.
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Fapcop said:
Thanks to its flexible construction, the penis can go from 6-7 inches erect, to less than one inch when circumstances call for it.
Being safely tucked away under your center of gravity and between your legs, the penis likewise isn’t a bother when you’re running or walking.
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How much does this penis thing cost? It's not made in China is it?
 
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