🍽️ حلال Alan Michael White / Orson Zedd / Regulus Youmans / Nintenfreak / nintfjr - A time capsule opens revealing Chris's long lost twin. Donkey Kong incest fetishist, opsec expert, ontologically paedophilic.

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Went to his favorites playlist on YouTube and of course he's a digital circus faggot. But lol at the tofu recipe, like this fat entitled piece of shit cooks anything that isn't from the box at family dollar.
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>he has a grindr account :story:
I think what he's saying is that he had a Grindr account, which he deleted (as many do), and because you can't reuse a previously registered e-mail for a new account he's unwilling to make another one.

I did have a quick check for profiles around his area, but I didn't see anybody that looked like Grover Norquist's defective clone.
 
What a gem of a thread. I get a particular type of schadenfreude because he reminds me of what was considered cool on 4chan in 2008. Now im paranoid one of you fucks jerks it to Kirby or something.
I wish I could unsee this post.
 
I think what he's saying is that he had a Grindr account, which he deleted (as many do), and because you can't reuse a previously registered e-mail for a new account he's unwilling to make another one.

I did have a quick check for profiles around his area, but I didn't see anybody that looked like Grover Norquist's defective clone.
The fact that he had/has one at all is hilarious though
 
What a gem of a thread. I get a particular type of schadenfreude because he reminds me of what was considered cool on 4chan in 2008. Now im paranoid one of you fucks jerks it to Kirby or something.
This is what happens when a rapid-fire insane Nintendo consoomer does to a mf
 
First, you are way to fucking ugly for grindr. The fags there either have standards or charge more than you are willing to pay. You might do better on growlr, more older fags that have loosened up their standards. You might need to bring them some play pills though.
God I hope he gets aids and dies.
 
I totally believe @OrsonZedd shoves dildos up his ass even though we have no evidence, photographic or from the horse's mouth himself, that he has a collection. He has such an ontological physiognomy that it's 100% believable he's done so at least once in the past decade.
@OrsonZedd has absolutely shoves dildos in his ass and loves it. he smiles with dildos in his ass. he loves them, and when he goes to his room after a long day he says hey to the boys. he calls his dildos his boys. he's got a real close connection to them all.
 
I totally believe @OrsonZedd shoves dildos up his ass even though we have no evidence, photographic or from the horse's mouth himself, that he has a collection. He has such an ontological physiognomy that it's 100% believable he's done so at least once in the past decade.
It would explain why he hates religion so much. Every other diagnosed autist who was a reddit type angry atheist was also a sodomite
 
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