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DSHK said:
Lil pooner wants to know if 1.7 inches is big
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Curating a playlist full of cutesy empowerment pop songs produced by commitee in order to be the perfect avenue to sell shit is an explicitely feminine activity. Queuing up a DOOM BEATS 2 RIP AND TEAR 2 video on youtube and blasting it on repeat for 4 hours straight is a masculine activity
 
Frofo Baggis said:
Trannies getting angry at service workers "misgendering" them is slowly becoming one of my favourite genres.

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It's my pleasure to inform you of the Farms' new troon spergout video thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/vids-for-troon-sperg-outs.170325/

Frogget-me-not said:




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I have absolutely no fucking clue what the fuck that means and OF COURSE there's a fucking flag for it...

And seeing as there's a flag for absolutely everything where's our kiwigender flag? Are we not faggot enough to have one?

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Pooner's long time supportive friend calls her out on her hysterical bullshit. Pooner learns nothing, friendship now over, oh my god I can never trust the cis again. (S | A)
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Me(ftm) and my roommate(cisf) have been friends for a couple years and living together for almost one. Have been going through a lot of crazy stuff with our lives and apartment situation and has been incredibly stressful for both of us. We are mostly codependent but, working on it which is also causing stress for both of us.

Long story short, I woke up in a bad mood this AM and was trying to distance myself so I wouldn’t flip out on her. Had been quiet and agreeable all morning, just not nice or something and she was frustrated anyways. Saw I was in a bad mood and proceeded to be increasingly mean to me, ended with a text saying why she’s upset but the last part is why I’m writing, asking for advice?

Said a few mean and inconsiderate things to me which I could write off as frustration but topped it all off by comparing my behavior toward her this morning to how I would act as if she had went on an anti-trans rant… coming from someone who has been my biggest support throughout my entire transition, this was really hurtful. & especially seeing me become victim of transphobia so many times and how heartbreaking it was for me. I understand it was out of anger and ignorance but, she knew how much this would hurt me and she said it anyway. I wouldn’t say she is transphobic but, evidently she still has some hang ups.

I’m sitting here trying to think about what to do from here… I really lost a lot of trust I had in her and going more thinking about some iffy things she has said in the past. On their own it wasn’t really anything too bad, just a little ignorant/insensitive, she seemed to be really and honestly compassionate and understanding before but, now I’m not really sure.

I guess I am planning on remaining friends? And definitely as roommates, I am pretty safe with her anyways. I will probably forgive her, too, but, I know her words are going to be on my mind every day for a long time and I will never forget. I really thought I could trust her, and that she understood me at that level. I was really jaded with cis people and my belief that she was different really gave me hope that it was possible for them to connect with me authentically.

It feels really lonely that I think I was right about them before, and lonely I think I’ve lost a best friend. I wish I could take this more lightly but I can’t and I still don’t think it’s really hit me.

TLDR: friend and I got into an argument & she made incredibly insensitive remark. Unsure how to move on with this.

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This "everything they do is transphobic" attitude reminds me of that famous clip of the fatty claiming everything triggers her: "They wake up in the morning, it's transphobic. They take a shower, it's transphobic. They get in the car, it's transphobic."

Nigger you were acting pissy the way all troons do when they freak out at something "transphobic" and your friend has had enough of your overdramatic behavior. That criticism is not transphobic.

Also let this serve as a warning to any cisfags who want to befriend troons: They will never, ever be rational or emotionally sane like non-troons. You can't expect that from them. They will always accuse you of transphobia at some point for something. There is no hope.


Pooner is having mixed feelings about her new meatroll. (S | A)
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I'm post stage 1 of phalloplasty (without UL and burial, currently on the fence about if I want vaginectomy at stage 2), and something I'm really struggling with at the moment is being able to think of myself as sexy, and in particular to think of my genitals as a sexual part of myself.

I think there's a few different aspects to it. I was wondering if anyone has any advice on any of them.

Firstly, I've dealt with my genitals purely through a medical lens for a while, so I feel my brain is still primed to view it that way when it comes up.

Secondly, I think I have a lot of internalised transphobia particularly around bottom surgery stigma. I don't actually know any other trans men who've had bottom surgery, and the trans men I do have definitely calmed down on their bottom surgery shit talking after I asked them to stop a couple of years ago, but doesn't undo what I've already heard from them (and from cis people) or make it feel like I'm not still being silently judged.

Thirdly, I think I'm being hit with what I can only describe as 'mourning about the fact that my body is never going to not need explanation'. If I call myself transmasc to somebody, they will always assume I have a vagina and don't have a penis (and will bottom, but that's another conversation). If I describe myself as post-bottom surgery, they're not going to be expecting the two dicks situation. In fairness, I have basically written off casual sex as a possibility for myself anyway and I am in a long term relationship (that's technically open, but in practice neither of us have the time or the energy), but it's still in mind. I worry that I'll never be able to engage in sex/kink spaces (even just with my partner) without being expected to do a lot of education on Why My Body Is Like That in a way I wouldn't even if I were a non-bottom surgery transmasc.

Fourthly, I think I struggle to think of myself as somebody who has a body that's sexually desirable because I've just... never seen it? I've seen exactly one piece of furry art of somebody with a phallo like mine (not even a furry, they're just better at depicting diverse bodies so I knew they were the best shot). When people depict or are into transmascs, it's not people like me, but my body also doesn't look like the average cis male body either. When I'm not thinking about sex, I really like my new dick and it makes me feel whole... but then when I think about it in a sexual context I get anxious about all the ways it just Does Not Do the things that seem to be centered when people talk about being into penises (ejaculate, get hard on its own, etc).


Pooner no longer feels like sticking herself with needles is AFFIRMING and LIBERATING anymore. T shots are dysphoric because they remind her that she's actually just a woman injecting T. (S | A)
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I feel like no one really talks about how exhausting and frustrating it is to have to do these shots for the rest of my life.

They warn you that if you wanna be on testosterone you’ll have to keep doing the shots forever, and before starting HRT it’s a no brainer. And still is—of course it’s worth it. But now that it’s been 6 years giving myself a T shot isn’t liberating anymore, it’s an annoying reminder that all this doesn’t come naturally. It almost feels like I could forget I was trans if it weren’t for this biweekly reminder. And that just comes down to me still struggling to be happy in my trans skin instead of hopelessly wishing I was cis forever, but does anyone else relate to this?

All I can really do is the same thing I do for bottom surgery which is hope that the science evolves within my lifetime to make things a little bit easier. But I’m thinking ab all this bc I’ve started to get my period on and off when im late with the shots, which has been an even worse reminder, but I just wish I could live my life and not have to worry about giving myself constant shots.
 
Faceless Whore said:
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Pooner's long time supportive friend calls her out on her hysterical bullshit. Pooner learns nothing, friendship now over, oh my god I can never trust the cis again. (S | A)
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I had to read this twice (fuck you very much) to parse what the handmaiden actually said to upset the pooner.
She didn’t actually say something twansphobic, she said something like, “you’re treating me as if I said something anti-trans” and that’s what hurt the pooners feelings.
Like, if I had a black friend (lol), and he was being snippy and short with me, and I said to him, “What’s wrong? You’re treating me as if I just called you a nigger.” And the accusation as to how he was treating me got him upset.
These “people” are like a post-post-modern artist’s Faberge Egg.
 
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DSHK said:
Lil pooner wants to know if 1.7 inches is big
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LMAO!

Oh little pooner…
Imagine the mental gymnastics of pretending that your oddly engorged clitoris is actually a dick.

Gotta love the pooner who writes about “manly songs” to put a little masc pep in their step.

And proceeds to list the most feminine shit imaginable like “Holding out for a hero”.
 
Vapid_Idiot said:
QRD about men :

Men don’t look for gay songs about being men to validate their manliness

Men who have a 1.7 inch penis will never have sex
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Imagine mutilating your body with surgery and hormones for years, only to end up with a micropenis that cant get hard enough to penetrate
 
cypocryphy said:
Troons still seem to be highest on the totem pole, even when they're white. (Which most are)
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That's not what happens in practice. The degree of status a group receives depends on its capacity for organized violence. Muslims are at the apex because they are the most violent collectively, with niggers a close second because they are the most violent individually. Faggots and trannies only get lip service and state-funded mutilations. When they clash with immigrants or people darker than a paper lunch sack, the darkies win every time.
 
Reminds me of something I read in here about pooners:

Even if you did somehow pass (you don’t) you’re a 5’2” man with a weird micro “penis”…have fun with that.
 
I cannot get over how these bitches sound like women.

It's not that men don't bitch and complain about stupid inconsequential shit -they do- but you can always tell when it's a woman whingeing because they go on and on about muh feelings and being so exhausted and frustrated and drained and etc etc.

Being able to act and write like a man in online spaces used to be a valuable skill for any young lady on the internet. It's still a useful skill if you ever need to do some formal writing and be taken seriously.
 
admiral said:
I cannot get over how these bitches sound like women.

It's not that men don't bitch and complain about stupid inconsequential shit -they do- but you can always tell when it's a woman whingeing because they go on and on about muh feelings and being so exhausted and frustrated and drained and etc etc.

Being able to act and write like a man in online spaces used to be a valuable skill for any young lady on the internet. It's still a useful skill if you ever need to do some formal writing and be taken seriously.
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I don't know, man, corporate formal writing is still formal, but it is in no way direct and masculine, but full of bitchy undertones. Don't act like a man, act like a bitter woman with a bit of power if you want to get ahead. (Trannies try to use the same tactic to get first just head and then ahead.)
 
Angry New Ager said:
Eventually, the tide will shift against troons, too, in favor of some new politically useful oppressed minority
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No it won't, because troons aren't a minority. They're english-speaking western men of the middle and upper classes. Political parties will never stop pandering to this massive base no matter what it "identifies" as.
 
Apustajan apustaja said:
I don't know, man, corporate formal writing is still formal, but it is in no way direct and masculine, but full of bitchy undertones. Don't act like a man, act like a bitter woman with a bit of power if you want to get ahead. (Trannies try to use the same tactic to get first just head and then ahead.)
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True, kicking off on an emotional tantrum does often get results. Weaponising 'i'm feeling very attacked!!!!' is a tried and true tranny method to get what they want.

But if you need to ask someone for something, or nag someone, or send an apology, or if you fuck up and have to smooth things over, sounding direct and masculine is almost always better.
 
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