💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 128 16.9%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 63 8.3%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 86 11.3%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 89 11.7%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 4.2%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 361 47.6%
  • Total voters
    759
>applies for one job
>gets rejected
>considers abandoning entire industry
This guy wanted to work as a game designer? That's even more competitive than dancing monkey assistant language teacher.
 
Alex Yiik said:
>applies for one job
>gets rejected
>considers abandoning entire industry
This guy wanted to work as a game designer? That's even more competitive than dancing monkey assistant language teacher.
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He's going to be stuck at his normal job for the foreseeable future.
 
Whaler said:
"Feeling a lot of doubt" this guy really did think he'd get a teaching job with no teaching experience, no teaching education, and virtually no ability to hold a conversation in Japanese over in Japan, a country that takes education very seriously.
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What’s funny is you don’t even need those things. JET is popular and competitive and so has higher standards, but you can get an English teaching position without experience, training, or speaking the local language. Generally the schools emphasize complete immersion in English, so they actually prefer that you don’t speak Japanese around the kids. Not knowing the language will make your life difficult, but it won’t cost you the job.

Teaching experience also helps, but you don’t strictly need that either. Being a native English speaker is literally all you need to land a job in many cases, at least in Asia. Might not be a big school in the heart of Tokyo, but somewhere will take you. But you need to pass an interview and demonstrate that you have some communication skills and you’re not a completely socially inept retard. Adam’s problem is he’s a socially inept retard who thinks just liking Japan a lot makes him ready to put lesson plans together. There’s a lot of people who think they can just weeb their way into a teaching gig and the programs know this.

I once pursued this sort of thing before I realized teaching isn’t for me and it wasn’t worth torturing myself just to chill in Korea for a while. At the end of the day, you have to want to teach.
 
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Alex Yiik said:
>applies for one job
>gets rejected
>considers abandoning entire industry
This guy wanted to work as a game designer? That's even more competitive than dancing monkey assistant language teacher.
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He'd quit the same day if he did game design for a day. As is with most things the making of the sausage is nothing like eating it.
 
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Crunchy Smegma said:
And by all accounts it's a lucrative job, if only he'd stop wasting thousands of dollars on vacations and toys
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Retink Retunk said:
He'd quit the same day if he did game design for a day. As is with most things the making of the sausage is nothing like eating it.
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And he would lose his already lucrative job. Trying to jump into another field is a fool's errand for him.
 
Retink Retunk said:
He'd quit the same day if he did game design for a day. As is with most things the making of the sausage is nothing like eating it.
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I really would love to see him try to work in a highly collaborative environment such as game dev. The disaster stories would be hilarious. Especially when he realizes the job involves a lot of writing up Jiras and design documents instead of playing bing bing wahoo all day long.
 
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To the great surprise of nobody he didn't not get the job to teach English in nihongo
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Had to check as I wasn't familiar with Interac but they too, like JET, supply ALTs. to schools. Problem is, their salary is the same as any cookie cutter eikaiwa you care to mention. JETs get a bit more and if you're there for three years the salary is decent. But I could tell you that he wouldn't have been chosen. He probably talked about how much he loved anime, how he's into cosplay and how good his Japanese skills are. They thought he was a spaz and said, "we'll be in touch" then burned his resume when he walked out the door.

Whaler said:
"Feeling a lot of doubt" this guy really did think he'd get a teaching job with no teaching experience, no teaching education, and virtually no ability to hold a conversation in Japanese over in Japan, a country that takes education very seriously.
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JETs and other ALTs don't need to speak Japanese as they're literally there to help the teacher during English lessons. They might help out in making a lesson plan or something but it's a glorified job at being a trained monkey who dances when asked. Still, better than working at a language school like AEON where it's all about quantity over quality.

Wonathan Joss said:
Maybe he should get in touch with his brand new nihon no tomodachi to see if they'll let him sleep on their couch or floor or mat, whatever it is japanese people sit on in their living rooms
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You practically have to be a part of the family for them to invite you to crash on their couch. Japanese apartments tend to be small and you tend not to invite anybody in because there's no room. So when meeting somebody it's almost always done outside. Like at a cafe.

REGENDarySumanai said:
And he would lose his already lucrative job. Trying to jump into another field is a fool's errand for him.
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The only reason he got the 4 year degree is he wanted to teach English in Nihon. It's a perfectly fine thing to do after getting your degree. It's not a lot of money but it enough to survive on for a while and immerse yourself in the culture. But it's not a career. Salaries haven't budged for it since the 80's. And back then you were treated like a rock star. I had a professor that took a year off to do that. Picked up at the airport, limo to your hotel, everything covered and you were teaching businessmen not kids and housewives.
 
Crunchy Smegma said:
And by all accounts it's a lucrative job, if only he'd stop wasting thousands of dollars on vacations and toys
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it's been said, but the 10k he spent on that week in nippon is a LOT of money. it's replace your car money... hell, he's just up the road from detroit, where that's most of the downpayment for a decent house.
 
Not gonna lie, thats one of my favourite parts of Chibi, he doesn't have a bad life, well at least one he doesn't create himself. He has a cushy job where he makes good money, has a house that he shares with his brother, he's in good health and while he's not in shape he's at worst chunky, probably doing better than most Americans. If he just logged off, stopped obsessing over bing bang wahoo's and tried to accept what he has, he probably would be doing above average for a 30 year old. Instead he insists on creeping on underaged Cosplay girls and making everything in his life about the Bing Bang Wahoo. He wouldn't be a chad or anything but he'd probably be in the upper half of fullfilled in any group of people, maybe a bit lonely but that was a hole he dug himself. If he got some normie hobbies or even just found something to do that wasn't creeping he could probably make friends but that would require him to put people before himself.
Everything wrong in his life is no ones fault but his own, so thats's why he's one of my favourite cows even if he is boring
 
MechanicalHugbox said:
Not gonna lie, thats one of my favourite parts of Chibi, he doesn't have a bad life, well at least one he doesn't create himself. He has a cushy job where he makes good money, has a house that he shares with his brother, he's in good health and while he's not in shape he's at worst chunky, probably doing better than most Americans. If he just logged off, stopped obsessing over bing bang wahoo's and tried to accept what he has, he probably would be doing above average for a 30 year old. Instead he insists on creeping on underaged Cosplay girls and making everything in his life about the Bing Bang Wahoo. He wouldn't be a chad or anything but he'd probably be in the upper half of fullfilled in any group of people, maybe a bit lonely but that was a hole he dug himself. If he got some normie hobbies or even just found something to do that wasn't creeping he could probably make friends but that would require him to put people before himself.
Everything wrong in his life is no ones fault but his own, so thats's why he's one of my favourite cows even if he is boring
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He really could have a good life if he just logged the fuck off and like, I dunno, watched Football or something normal instead of speedrunning Mario Golf.
 
AskeDead said:
He really could have a good life if he just logged the fuck off and like, I dunno, watched Football or something normal instead of speedrunning Mario Golf.
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I wouldn't even go that far, just log off. There are plenty of 30 year olds who still care about their favorite game when they were 12 that are otherwise completely normal
I'm a 20 something that still plays kids games with their friends, but I only ever really bring it up with either those friends or other mutual friends of ours. Its not a secret or anything we just understand that its weird to insist on other people how good our dumb games are
 
Chibineko recently joined a Discord server I am in only to be kicked or banned later. There has been no explanation as to why. A lot of what he said was mass-deleted by the mods after he has been kicked. He was non-stop being weird and pity-fishing as always. Saying he wished he had friends and all that stuff. And mentioned he used to stream a lot.
There is a category in the server where members have blogs and Chibi had one called chill-with-aqua. He found out his brother once owned anal beads and didn't hesitate to tell the server about it. No one wanted to hear about it.
 

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aochan said:
Chibineko recently joined a Discord server I am in only to be kicked or banned later. There has been no explanation as to why. A lot of what he said was mass-deleted by the mods after he has been kicked. He was non-stop being weird and pity-fishing as always. Saying he wished he had friends and all that stuff. And mentioned he used to stream a lot.
There is a category in the server where members have blogs and Chibi had one called chill-with-aqua. He found out his brother once owned anal beads and didn't hesitate to tell the server about it. No one wanted to hear about it.
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"AquaPhoenix", beautiful
 
So I learned my brother keeps anal beads around... don't know what to do with this information

You should share that info with complete strangers, obviously. Thanks for the laught.
 
Is there any messages from the other discord members still around, or where they purges too? Curious to see people's disgust dealing with chibi.
 
aochan said:
Chibineko recently joined a Discord server I am in only to be kicked or banned later. There has been no explanation as to why. A lot of what he said was mass-deleted by the mods after he has been kicked. He was non-stop being weird and pity-fishing as always. Saying he wished he had friends and all that stuff. And mentioned he used to stream a lot.
There is a category in the server where members have blogs and Chibi had one called chill-with-aqua. He found out his brother once owned anal beads and didn't hesitate to tell the server about it. No one wanted to hear about it.
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Faggot can't get past the whole "water" thing. "Oh I've moved on" which is why he's chosen "phoenix" as being representative of that.

And then he goes back to the water allusions.
 
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