I call dibs on slenderma'am
No, but some retard with a fake anime account did and is going to get it scalped.
"What're you gonna do tough guy? I'll have you know I'm an true red blooded Amerimutt. Go on Britfag, just TRY to stab me!"
If anything a knife is probably more lethal at close range than a gun: it's quicker, silent, and doesn't need to be reloaded.
You don't get many Brit Punks in the U.S. I take it. "Have you flipped the safety yet, bruv? I'm on your 20th stab wound now!"
As bad as my assumptions would be if somebody says they're trans, non-binary just seems to be the closest thing to an open admission of insanity. "Hi, I'm John Krasinski, wearing my wife's dress without her knowledge...yeah, and that's it. Look how cute I am! Look at me, I'm a huge FAGGIT!"
Surviving Edged Weapons by Calibre Press needs to be mandatory viewing. Knives are insanely underestimated when in reality they are retardedly dangerous.
Different swords have changed the course of history almost as much as gunpowder. Human are ridiculously vulnerable to blades. We can get cuts from paper ffs.
There's a reason bayonets still see use to this day.
It's a good thing that, unlike Chris-Chan, children are all too smart to be convinced that they're transgender when they aren't.
Sounds like the ever-popular "Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!" Sort of a reverse game show.
The best part about that story is that that's not even how Slender Man works. He's a tree man that lives in the woods, there is no mansion.It reminds me of the level of delusion those other teenage murderers were on, the two American girls who stabbed their classmate because they were obsessed with creepypastas and thought stabbing their classmate would send them to some creepypasta/Slenderman mansion in the woods (this was in 2014, the girls were 12). From what I could glimpse of the news coverage at the time, one of the girls was diagnosed with schizophrenia. The other just seems to be a psychopath or some shit, although she did reportedly show remorse.
The schizophrenic one got 40 to life, the other got 25 to life. The victim survived. I wouldn't be surprised if the kids in this situation were mentally fucked too.
Slender Man stabbing - Wikipedia
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There's a reason you're taught to shoot someone with a knife when they're still far away. The general rule of thumb for a non-moving attacker is 21 feet. If they're already running towards you then shoot first and ask questions later.
If memory serves, the whole "Slenderman mansion" thing came from deviantart and fanfiction that made it a popular idea to have all the creepypasta characters live together in a mansion in the woods. So it's not even retardation on the level of creepypasta stories, its deviantart/fanfiction retardation (which really isn't surprising, considering one of them was schizophrenic).
I would sooner leave my children in the care of Jeff Epstein over that guy. Have his little sisters/nieces been interviewed by a crisis counselor?
If I kill myself and this smug AGP via bomb in the name of Allah, do I still get the 72 virgins?