🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Stan said:
More like I was imagining Rich’s cremains being tossed in a dustbin after his moms death and thrown away with the rest of the trash.
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There's a pretty decent chance his urn (with the ashes) got dumped at a goodwill processing center. It happens a lot more often than you think.
 
Grundlejungle said:
There's a pretty decent chance his urn (with the ashes) got dumped at a goodwill processing center. It happens a lot more often than you think.
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I unironically wished Null got the ashes as a final fuck you to Lowtax for never accepting his help to fix Something Awful
 
Harbinger of Kali Yuga said:
It'd be hard to send biowaste from the states into the EU, though. Maybe use the ashes to fertilize a mangosteen tree.
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You can honestly send cremains wherever you want, they’re totally inert. Only fresh corpses are subject to regulations about public safety in transport.
 
Stan said:
they’re totally inert
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True, but many european countries still don't allow to keep cremated remains privately. I don't know what the root of that is but it's true. You need to bury them at a proper burial place. Can't throw them somewhere either.
 
AmpleApricots said:
True, but many european countries still don't allow to keep cremated remains privately. I don't know what the root of that is but it's true. You need to bury them at a proper burial place. Can't throw them somewhere either.
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Probably to prevent vampires from rising once you mix their ashes with blood.
 
AmpleApricots said:
True, but many european countries still don't allow to keep cremated remains privately. I don't know what the root of that is but it's true. You need to bury them at a proper burial place. Can't throw them somewhere either.
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Maybe it's some old religious reason that was never changed. Orthodox Judaism forbids it, for instance, as does Islam.
 
Two random thoughts I had about Lowtax not too long ago that seem both funny and sad:

1. There are deceased domesticated/tamed animals that contributed more good to society in their short lives than Lowtax did in his entire 45 years, and they will be missed more than him.

2. This is a human being that only ended up existing to be a source of amusement for various people in his death. This is what his entire life, from cradle to grave, was leading up to.
 
So, where are the stories from people who knew/met Richard privately? If anyone has some interesting gossip, I think sharing it would be a great way to piss on this unfunny faggot's grave.
Stan said:
You can honestly send cremains wherever you want, they’re totally inert. Only fresh corpses are subject to regulations about public safety in transport.
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I meant that Richard, specifically, was biowaste. Near the end he was more Ambien than actual man. A spineless Potbelly pie-filled foot fetishist hopped up on mangosteen and pain pills.

edit: I chatted with Integral back in the day and she insisted that the foot fetish thing was true (if my memory serves me)
 
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Harbinger of Kali Yuga said:
he was more Ambien than actual man.
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Merton J. Dingle said:
Two random thoughts I had about Lowtax not too long ago that seem both funny and sad:

1. There are deceased domesticated/tamed animals that contributed more good to society in their short lives than Lowtax did in his entire 45 years, and they will be missed more than him.

2. This is a human being that only ended up existing to be a source of amusement for various people in his death. This is what his entire life, from cradle to grave, was leading up to.
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Forum Founder gay, so what?
 
Harbinger of Kali Yuga said:
I meant that Richard, specifically, was biowaste. Near the end he was more Ambien than actual man. A spineless Potbelly pie-filled foot fetishist hopped up on mangosteen and pain pills.
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fam near the end he couldn't afford potbelly pie. That nigga was hitting up the nearest QuikTrip and getting shit hotdogs and meat sticks.
 
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