💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[JustStopDude]

When Pat does get to "meet" his daughter, it's going to be hilarious. First of all, it's going to be over the phone. At around her mid twenties, after like a physical or something, a doctor will recommend that she find out about his health history. So that is what the call will be about.

Pat, like a lot of deadbeats, will have created a fantasy that when the adult kid contacts them, finally their side can be heard and all will be forgiven. Once he figures out she doesn't want to hear it, he is going to start shit talking her mother and the father she lost that raised her.

This will go REAL well and the phone call will end quick, with his daughter not getting the medical info she needs but at least a stronger resolve to never talk to Pat again.

It's so weird how Hollywood and TV have created this bullshit fantasy that estranged kids want to reunite with their deadbeat parent or teenage mom that put them up for adoption.


Lol most of us just move on.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Why on earth would you post that you are trying to outretard the "most gullible moron"? What on Earth compels him to claim that he is trying to become a bigger and more gullible moron in the publishing industry?

 

[Seafarer]

The most interaction I had with him was I liked that picture where he was giving the finger to the Rosa Parks memorial. It's a really messed up picture and I don't know why he would take it, clearly not a photoshop though. I had a sus name that would trigger someone of Fatrick's ilk. So not only does this loser have time to respond to every single Xeet, this tells me he curates his likes as well.

One of my favorite Pat moments was when he was in a Twitter spat with someone and some random woman showed up, confused as to what was going on, to which a troll posted that Rosa Parks memorial picture and she responded like “OMG what a racist scumbag!”.

 

[Maude Snew]

What on Earth compels him to claim that he is trying to become a bigger and more gullible moron in the publishing industry?

Equal parts misanthropy and stupidity and an endless amount of fat. After don't let the idiots win this is the second Tomlinson family motto:

"That's my secret, child. I'm always hungry."

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Leslie is back taunting thin-skinned Patrick who, of course, is hiding behind a block. Huh, I wonder why Pat’s new book will not find a legit publisher and sell next to zero copies.
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Updating the feud as Man of Pig keeps jumping on the rakes, head first. Among other stupid things, he's (once again) threatening her livelihood.

"Fellow howler-monkeys"? How specific... Lol Aunt Leslie knows exactly what she's doing:

Spoiler: Last month's Pat fan mail

Spoiler: Needy porky

Spoiler: NSFW - Pest's interpretation of the interaction

I love how much they've gotten out of this picture of Pat

For those newer to the thread, here's my post with the beginning of the Leslie-Pat Saga
Edit: Other previously posted funny Leslie interactions

 

[Stupid Cunt]

He can call it Whine Kampf. Porcine Kampf?

Swine Kampf was right there dude, come on.

 

[cerulean hydra]

When Pat does get to "meet" his daughter, it's going to be hilarious. First of all, it's going to be over the phone. At around her mid twenties, after like a physical or something, a doctor will recommend that she find out about his health history. So that is what the call will be about.

Pat, like a lot of deadbeats, will have created a fantasy that when the adult kid contacts them, finally their side can be heard and all will be forgiven. Once he figures out she doesn't want to hear it, he is going to start shit talking her mother and the father she lost that raised her.

This will go REAL well and the phone call will end quick, with his daughter not getting the medical info she needs but at least a stronger resolve to never talk to Pat again.

It's so weird how Hollywood and TV have created this bullshit fantasy that estranged kids want to reunite with their deadbeat parent or teenage mom that put them up for adoption.


Lol most of us just move on.

"Hey dad, does your family have a history of obesity and/or heart disease?"
"Not by any medical standard, child. Enjoy being healthy, child. Please contact this number again, as you have been instructed to do many times."

 

[Piggle Rick]

Updating the feud as Man of Pig keeps jumping of the rakes, head first. Among other stupid things, he's (once again) threatening her livelihood.
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"Fellow howler-monkeys"? How specific... Lol Aunt Leslie knows exactly what she's doing:

Spoiler: Last month's Pat fan mail

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Spoiler: Needy porky

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Spoiler: NSFW - Pest's interpretation of the interaction

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I love how much they've gotten out of this picture of Pat

For those newer to the thread, here's my post with the begining of the Leslie-Pat Saga
Edit: Other previously posted funny Leslie interactions

Leslie is awesome. But keep going Piggy, you’re totally endearing yourself to the publishing industry…

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

It's astounding to me that when I discovered Pat a couple of years ago he was writing this retarded book, and in the years since I used this site regularly, saw it condemned to tor hell by tranny demons, stopped using it, moved and got a new job, saw it reborn, started using it again, got caught up on Fatrick's story and this fat nigger retard is still working on the same retarded book concept! And he claims this is his job!

My favorite part is that when he finishes a first draft of something, he thinks he's done with it.

 

[MilkThePig]

When Pat does get to "meet" his daughter, it's going to be hilarious. First of all, it's going to be over the phone. At around her mid twenties, after like a physical or something, a doctor will recommend that she find out about his health history. So that is what the call will be about.

Pat, like a lot of deadbeats, will have created a fantasy that when the adult kid contacts them, finally their side can be heard and all will be forgiven. Once he figures out she doesn't want to hear it, he is going to start shit talking her mother and the father she lost that raised her.

This will go REAL well and the phone call will end quick, with his daughter not getting the medical info she needs but at least a stronger resolve to never talk to Pat again.

It's so weird how Hollywood and TV have created this bullshit fantasy that estranged kids want to reunite with their deadbeat parent or teenage mom that put them up for adoption.


Lol most of us just move on.

I can't remember if this has been posted here before but he actually had the gall to mention her in the dedication of one of his books. Hoping that she would "one day find her way home". This is a man who made the conscious decision to abandon her for life because he was butthurt about the fact his friend ran off with his wife.

He is just a cunt of staggering proportions.

 

[Idiotus Maximus]

Had you ever interacted with him? I still wonder how/why he managed to block two of my accounts when they had never interacted with his. One of them I *think* might be on a TERF-blocker list, but the other one I thought looked perfectly innocent. I’m playing it safe with the new one and not interacting with a soul.

Myself, I have never so much as clicked on this fat prick's account until *after* he blocked me. I don't really post political stuff either so fuck knows why this mongoloid blocked me.

 

[Lana Del Hitler]

Pat Openly promotes the service that has put him and his wife's life in danger dozens of times.
Fat

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Maybe this is buried somewhere in the thread, does anyone have PDF or ePub versions of Fatrick's masterworks? I love reading shitty writing.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

why the mongoloid blocked me.

Shared block lists. If Jackie blocked you, so will Patrick due to sharing.

If one wants to Pat watch you'd have to do it without liking/commenting in such a way the Pat and crew would feel in ANY way offended.

None of this changes Patrick has been enough of an ass to get tossed off of pre-Musk Twatter. And enough of a bozo to have his 'freedom of reach' curtailed on X.con.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Maybe this is buried somewhere in the thread, does anyone have PDF or ePub versions of Fatrick's masterworks? I love reading shitty writing.

I feel like I've seen this before....

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

Pat, I hope someone sends what i’ve written to you. As an experiment, the next time you make any decision, make the opposite of what your brain is telling you to do. Just humor me, it might help. It helps for me, I’m a fucking idiot too and now I run the company.

My name is Patrick. I am unemployed and I live with a lesbian.

 

[Lana Del Hitler]

Shared block lists. If Jackie blocked you, so will Patrick due to sharing.

If one wants to Pat watch you'd have to do it without liking/commenting in such a way the Pat and crew would feel in ANY way offended.

None of this changes Patrick has been enough of an ass to get tossed off of pre-Musk Twatter. And enough of a bozo to have his 'freedom of reach' curtailed on X.con.

It's almost 100% confirmed but Pat and Jackie text allll day about the atalkers, In the First Stalker podcast, he said he and Logan Lyne would frequently communicate about trolls and troll tactics.

Im sure it's Pat sperging 90% of the time sending stuff because even Jackie has a fake job which is more than Pat can say.

 

[cerulean hydra]

Maybe this is buried somewhere in the thread, does anyone have PDF or ePub versions of Fatrick's masterworks? I love reading shitty writing.

they're floating around, some you can find via search engines, but most everything is on z-library or libgen. I don't know if Jersh likes people sharing copyrighted stuff directly on the farms (don't quote me on that, I just have a memory of some game getting uploaded and deleted)

The only thing I struggle to find, afaik, is Wererat's Tale III (for some reason he wrote a sequel to somebody else's work?), which I can only assume is so terrible not even anna's archive wants the world to know about it. edit 2: I have been informed that Wererat's Tale III may propagate through the libgen mirrors "soon^tm".

edit: Actually I don't think his other Abyss Walker book shows up either. Whoever holds the copyright on that must be strike-happy (though the Abyss Walker book containing the only short story pat has ever written seems to be up for download)

 

[WelperHelper99]

When Pat does get to "meet" his daughter, it's going to be hilarious. First of all, it's going to be over the phone. At around her mid twenties, after like a physical or something, a doctor will recommend that she find out about his health history. So that is what the call will be about.

Pat, like a lot of deadbeats, will have created a fantasy that when the adult kid contacts them, finally their side can be heard and all will be forgiven. Once he figures out she doesn't want to hear it, he is going to start shit talking her mother and the father she lost that raised her.

This will go REAL well and the phone call will end quick, with his daughter not getting the medical info she needs but at least a stronger resolve to never talk to Pat again.

It's so weird how Hollywood and TV have created this bullshit fantasy that estranged kids want to reunite with their deadbeat parent or teenage mom that put them up for adoption.


Lol most of us just move on.

I can't imagine the resentment his daughter holds. He literally abandoned her, waived his rights. Can you imagine how much she's cried? Probably a lot. Fuck you Pat

 

[Chinwaa]

The only thing I struggle to find, afaik, is Wererat's Tale III (for some reason he wrote a sequel to somebody else's work?), which I can only assume is so terrible not even anna's archive wants the world to know about it.

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...que-wheeler-realautomanic.65412/post-11656899

Only chapter 1 but it gives a taste