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She picked it up from him.
But I've never Jr & Jr do it. But then maybe they just don't get on camera as much. But Jagoff Scalfatty is practically tongue fucking that food before taking a bite.
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But I've never Jr & Jr do it. But then maybe they just don't get on camera as much. But Jagoff Scalfatty is practically tongue fucking that food before taking a bite.
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A callback to a couple months ago, but if I could pick any photo to headline the OP, it'd be this one. An angry brain-damaged idiot lambasting his imaginary fans while the redneck universe slowly swirls around him.
This is Jack Scalfani.
This is Jack Scalfani.
Eating out with Jack at this point must be a fucking nightmare. If Tammy had even the slightest amount of empathy she'd make him eat in the car. But she LOVES torturing everyone in the restaurant with her jabba shaped husband.
Jack is too disabled to hold a hamburger, but the tongue shovel still lives.
We see one and a half bites. Jack can't eat.
The bun was fine, Jack is just a shit.
Tongue shovel is something that people without shame do. People with even the LEAST amount of class know that doing that makes you look like a monster.
Jack is too disabled to hold a hamburger, but the tongue shovel still lives.
We see one and a half bites. Jack can't eat.
The bun was fine, Jack is just a shit.
Tongue shovel is something that people without shame do. People with even the LEAST amount of class know that doing that makes you look like a monster.
So out of curiosity, I wondered if Fatty has always eaten like that. The answer is no. If you go back to his oldest videos, he does not stick his tongue out. HOWEVER, "Crispy Cheddar Frico Burger" from 6 years ago Tammy tongue fucks it. You can't see if Fatty himself is doing it from the angle but I don't believe so due to the lack of delay for the tongue to escape his mouth and caress the food.
In Bison Tacos & Burgers(the raw bison burger episode) we do definitely get Fatty "eating it like a taco".
But in Bloody Mary Burgers(grilling) from 11 years ago Fatty absolutely does tongue the shit out of that meat before it goes in his mouth. That said, there are a number of videos where in the first 5 years or so, he actually does eat like a normal human on occasion. So maybe he was only doing it when "meat gud!" No, because 14 years ago in fat on the go Dino's Pizza Burbank, CA he basically uses his tongue like a prehensile tentacle to scoop the pizza into his mouth. But in JUN's SUSHI 13 years ago, he doesn't do it and we repeatedly see him eating without using the tongue. And in Tommy Pastrami - Huntington Beach, CA he's eating a giant pastrami sandwich, with no tongue. Chronic Tacos - Fullerton, CA again no tongue with a food I'd expect him to do it with.
There has to be something that is triggering the tongue.
Kogi BBQ Truck (part 2 Cypress, CA 12 years ago, no tongue.
Whole Hog Cafe - Bentonville, AR 11 years ago, tongues the ribs while eating them.
The Burger Bar vs Super Stack Burger - Burger Wars #10 (Las Vegas), 10 years ago he doesn't tongue the burger before he rams it into his face.
So yeah, after way more time spent looking at Fatty eating, I can't determine whether Tammy did it regularly before Fatty did because she's so rare in his early videos. However, Fatty seems to do it more often over time. Originally I thought it was just food that he thinks might fall... no. Maybe a combination of at least 2 of his favorite food groups(meat, cheese, grease, sugar), no. While this is inconclusive, if I had to make a guess, Fatty picked it up from Tammy based on his lack of doing so regularly early on while the earliest appearance I can find of Tammy eating on camera she looks like she belongs in a hentai with the damn food.
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It's just hilarious that he can no longer hold a burger properly. Watching this man try to eat is a weight loss video. He looks like he's in his eighties.
This seems to me to be an odd way to close a YouTube video, but I barely watch anything, so I wouldn't know.
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Play volleyball with it, asshole.
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God loves the humble, and wearing simple things to church is better than wearing flashy things, but don't you have anything nicer to wear to worship service? Also, that look of extreme constipation is not exactly aew inducing.
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1. The slurring and jacked up voice are getting worse.
2. Former successful Hollywood "talent manager" doesn't recognize modern industrial design. "Looks raw and kinda cool. I love this design "
3. Jack decides that even with his fucked up voice he is gonna provide the play by play as everyone takes a bite of their food. He is audibly annoyed that Tammy decides to eat a loose shrimp from her taco instead of biting into it. He then tells her "Now bite that taco. Please." as if she gave him a serious case of blue balls by not immediately smashing the taco in her face.
4. For whatever reason Jack decides to really ham it up in this video like he used back in '09 but he now looks and sounds retarded. He pops the yolk of the egg in his burger and then presses down hard on the bun and moans "OH MAN, ITS GUSHING ALL OVER!".
5. He genuinely pondered how to eat the burger for a second before reaching down to pick it up
6. I agree with @TheMovieGuy that we can't discount an acute episode of confusion when he gives Tammy the death glare. After all, he had to consciously think about how to eat the burger just a few moments before.
7. Jack is rude as fuck to their guest and is super passive aggressive towards her just because she isn't ready to answer his question even though the cunt didn't even address her by name.
8. He is effusive in his praise of the restaurant but then docks them to an A- because buns were flaky and dry .
In conclusion, Jack is an insufferable piece of shit.
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Happy Thanksgiving Foodjacks. May your meal be worthy of an earnest lick.
Thinking about this... it reminds me of that family guy clip where Peter forgets how to sit. It gives me hope for someday an outtake existing where he's on his last legs, forgets wtf he's doing, and just smashes a burger into his forehead.
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I am so stupid
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Now I want to try one of these, just to spite the blob. One of those packages as a treat seems like a reasonable amount of KitKat for the average person.
Don't get MATI like I did, kids! That's how the Big KitKat advertisers GETCHYA.
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wait until he sees the japanese flavors
theres like 30 of them or some shit
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It's a fucking candy bar of course it's not going to be good for you. You're not supposed to shovel all of it down in one sitting then get another bag and do the same thing you fat imbecile. Why would a candy bar company make healthy snacks? It's impossible to not a-log this guy he is constantly one of the dumbest and most ignorant mother fuckers on the internet.
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You really only need to know your initials in cursive, the rest can be scribbles. Not like anyone in the coming generation will be able to read further than that.
This is why the west only has chocolate Kitkats and the Nippons have hundreds of flavors to choose from. Maybe if they sold a roast beef Kitkat he'd change his tune. GET YOU CHOCLATE.
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Thirty? Dude there's been HUNDREDS of them. Literally at last count there's been over 400 flavors of Kit Kat in Japan. Sure you only see maybe a dozen of them at any time but they're always coming out with new ones or bringing back old ones.
But none of that matters because Jagoff would never eat one because they're full of sugar. You know. That stuff that he doesn't eat because it made him sick and gives you cancer but he still totally eats it and carbs whenever he can?
If one Kit Kat bar is too much sugar for you then you've failed at life.
He's just virtue signalling to anybody who actually pays attention to him. He wants people to believe he's into healthy foods but then we have him making cookies from cake mix that are rolled in powdered sugar. Kinda sending mixed messages here.
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I find it ever so amusing how fucking dense this fat fuck is when he makes statements like this in all aspects of his life.
Has almost half a dozen strokes/health issues from a shitty poor diet, but has the constant urge to boast about how candy and sugar is bad.
Same goes for his religion. Somehow in his brain since he says hes a Christian he thinks he gets a fast pass to heaven and sky daddy will fix all of his problems for him if he just says Jebus enough. All of this in his mind makes him better than the rest of the crowd despite being a shitty human who exhibits the opposite of the virtues preached in that religion.
Its just very funny how he keeps going on to make these posts despite having tons of evidence of him contradicting himself. Hes just trying to do what he does best, larp as hard as he can to a small audience so he can feel like a big boy.
Pretty funny how in the post about him shitting on kit kats there is the blueberry muffin one....kind of like how he stroked out eating a blueberry muffin.
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Maybe that's why he's angy about them kitkats? I think he may have some kind of ptsd regarding blueberry muffins now. Of course he probably think it was the blueberries and not the muffin who caused his latest stroke
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