💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Markorian said:
Having a Patrick Tomlinson profile picture and getting into twitter slapfights is a legitimately sublime form of trolling, because they will ALWAYS go for attacks on the other person's looks, and there's just so much material to work with when it comes to him. You know, because he's fat.
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His cope about it is hilarious too
"No, stlalker, they called YOU fat and ugly like a rat !"
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The mental gymnastics are gold medal tier. Pat, you're ugly and there's no escaping that. Enjoy reality.
 
AnOminous said:
More a new generation of Patposters will arise, virtually guaranteeing Pat eventually does something so hilariously stupid he wins back their affection.
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It won’t take a new generation: Pat will soon make a move that earns him renewed attention. He can’t help himself.

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Rick's Beef Wellington said:
Lots of content warnings...so Nigerian got me blocked but Senegalese was okay. Meat grinder didn't work at all for me, maybe you can't do that and any word related to children. Also, "a man whose head is that of a pig" made me laugh and got these:


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That last one looks like it would be put in a guest bedroom of the Podesta mansion.
 
Seanut Arbuckle said:
I've been able to spread the story of Fatrick IRL to both personal friends and coworkers and the universal reaction is just immense entertainment at what bizarre and retarded character fatty is.
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I once let “enjoy prison stalker” slip out at work as a rebuttal to some banter and it immediately took off.

I think it’s something about his quality as a writer. It’s like listening to the autistic guy drop precisely 4 lines of pure refined fire in a deadpan monotone voice in a middle school rap battle and then immediately start sphagettifgying under the pressure as everyone dives in. The time spent on that little put down must be staggering

It really is something primal. Whatever the terrifying and sinister implications of our innate fear of tall, human-ish creatures means, Patrick is clearly the opposite. Nothing else compares. He’s like a cliche no one was hackneyed enough to write.
 
Fields Of Rye said:
It really is something primal. Whatever the terrifying and sinister implications of our innate fear of tall, human-ish creatures means, Patrick is clearly the opposite. Nothing else compares. He’s like a cliche no one was hackneyed enough to write.
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You are completely wrong, child. You remind me of the time when I was in a bar and a Nazi showed up. He started talking Nazi stuff. I stood up and said this Nazi stuff was unwelcome in my bar. He turned to me and was about to attack me, but then he realized how powerful and badass I was, and this Nazi not only left immediately, he left his katana behind because he knew how badly he had been defeated.

That is the very katana that will end the pathetic thing you call your life, child. *wields katana* nothing personnel kid
 
I like to think he has Twitter set up even in the Pepperoni Dungeon in case some stalker children need to be reminded to enjoy prison.
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The other night I dreamed I met Patrick at a house party. He was following me around, calling me a felonious stalker child and challenging me to a fight, but every time I squared up to him he would run away, before coming back and doing exactly the same thing again a couple of minutes later. This went on all evening.

I thought dreams were supposed to be surreal and weird, not an exact facsimile of exactly what would happen irl.
 
Spunt said:
You'd think that someone who started several lawsuits would know the difference between a crime and a tort but then again you'd think a "sci-fi writer" would know how to write and know something about science. Pat really does defy expectations.
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That would require cracking open a a thesaurus as well as a scientific book or going into the source section of Wikipedia, too hard, Elon rocket bad, my writing is perfect enjoy prison Child
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
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Solid Pat Posting.


Speaking of Pat posting, whichever one of you beautiful fuckers created an "alt" account of Fatrick, bravo. Keep up the good work.
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You even got them to look up his gay porno video and use it on twitter
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Whoever runs that account, you have been promoted to absolute Chad status and have first dibs at farting in Nikki's vagina
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Meh. I preferred the original Casino Royale with David Niven. The newer Bonds kinda sucked for me. Bond was it's own thing. The Daniel Craig ones made him just another Jason Bourne type.
Connery was the best. Or that dude in the one where his wife got killed. George Lazenby.
 
Procrastinhater said:
Meh. I preferred the original Casino Royale with David Niven. The newer Bonds kinda sucked for me. Bond was it's own thing. The Daniel Craig ones made him just another Jason Bourne type.
Connery was the best. Or that dude in the one where his wife got killed. George Lazenby.
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Sean Connery just played himself when he played Bond. I would imagine that was because the script had Bond being boring and charmless.

There are some characters that once played by a particular actor are indelibly that actor forever on.

Thats probably why a biopic about Fatrick would be unrepresentative.
Like when Woody Harrelson played Larry Flynt, turning him into a charming rogue rather than a sleazy pimp.

Someone obese and charmless enough to play Patrick, would never make it as an actor.
 
Battlecruiser3000ad said:
If anyone also gets trapped in a dream like that the way to break the cycle is to find Nikkki and offer her your lap.
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alternatively, if you’re a reflexive Skyrim console command opener you can spawn enough children and a pepperoni grinder to trigger the next stage of the dream. StarCraft 2 main menu niggas are shit out of luck though
 
Voidoom said:
As of 3 hours ago, Patrick still believes that Robert Prongay is real:
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The guy posting gay porn and labelling it as starring Pat probably goes a long way to convincing him that Bob Gayporn is a real dude and a blood enemy...
If someone fired up a Xitter alt named Bob Gayporn, Producer and uploaded only gay porn of that guy who looks suspiciously like Fatrick it would likely cement his belief in the retarded work Jackie the Paki has him sold on.
Confirmation bias.

I do wonder what it is about the posters that he calls "Robert" instead of childing them sets him off?
It seems to be completely random, certain posts he pulls out Gayporns power word, whereas others just get the standard childing.
I wish I knew what Pat sees that makes him think it's Gayporn, he seems to think ol' Mr Softee Jr has a hundred alts that he jumps between.
I'd also like to know why some accounts he just tells to Enjoy Prison then blocks, whereas guys like his toilet or his colon he keeps oinking at for months and never blocks them.
 
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