💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Creative Username]

Thanks, now I'm visualizing poor Annabell having to curate her worthless father's bibliography of 200,000 tweets and attempt to weave together some sort of narrative insight into the world of Patrick S. Tomlinson.

It might be easier if she used a computer script to remove the tens of thousands of "No, (child|stalker|Robert). Enjoy prison." replies and leave the rest for manual review.

 

[The Feline Solution]

I'm new to this...I didn't know it'd take Niki being "mousey" literally and put the sunglasses on her face, but I do like the outcome.

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Edit: this one's actually a pretty good likeness of Rick:

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Edit 2:

"I'm into things"

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Fawking ribs, mouse Nikki with the human arm is killing me!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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what the fuck is this? patricio tomlinez?

Ah cute! Patrick used a translator. Mexico they're CERESO and Spain they're penitentiaries. CERESO was just a tool for the cartels to recruit new members. Depending on the jail you'll enjoy your time if you side with the people running it. Not sure if they still call it that, but nothings changed in them.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

Fawking ribs, mouse Nikki with the human arm is killing me!

It's the way she's gently trying to console her tubbo husband with that hand that really did it for me.

What's a better synonym for how she looks that isn't too extreme? I think mousey is too perfect for her, I'm blocked. In the other one that looks exactly like Rick I used "flat-affected wife" to try to get a psych-meds blank look but it made her fat too so maybe it thought "flat" was a typo. This wasn't what I was trying to get, but this one is pretty funny because it created some fake French:

 

[internet friend]

It's the way she's gently trying to console her tubbo husband with that hand that really did it for me.

What's a better synonym for how she looks that isn't too extreme? I think mousey is too perfect for her, I'm blocked. In the other one that looks exactly like Rick I used "flat-affected wife" to try to get a psych-meds blank look but it made her fat too so maybe it thought "flat" was a typo. This wasn't what I was trying to get, but this one is pretty funny because it created some fake French:

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I don't know what it is, but something about flat effect being a speech bubble in that really makes me chuckle.

 

[Chongqing]

What's a better synonym for how she looks that isn't too extreme?

Could you say she looks scared, or maybe like a hostage?

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

Could you say she looks scared, or maybe like a hostage?

I went with "expressionless" and this one isn't bad of her, but Pigsley looks like Michael Moore:



Here he's more Patton Oswalt and she's way too hot:

 

[Chongqing]

I went with "expressionless" and this one isn't bad of her, but Pigsley looks like Michael Moore:

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Here he's more Patton Oswalt and she's way too hot:

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She's definitely one of those people who you can tell takes zoloft just by looking at her.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Hey guy, sorry if late and gay (probably both). Anyways fot those unaware, Not-Dan said Porsalin's documentary is almost done, and it is looking good.

Hopefully it's the spark that ignites some Christmas insanity in the streets of Milwaukee. Dare I say a Christmas... Carnage?

A man can dream.

 

[Maude Snew]

When Chris was struck by the holy spirit a part of his mortal soul found it's home inside a very fat retarded man.
Next he will tell us that the "S" doesn't stand for Sean, but for his spanish high-school name, Sapo.

Wrong as always, stalker child. It stands for satisfaction, something you will never experience while enjoying prison. Wait for the knock.

 

[AnOminous]

knows about space crabs can tell it’s make because of the huge claw. But FirstName Lastname gives an inspiring speech about tolerance and being your authentic self (even when you’re clearly a hugely male space crab).

If I had a bunch of space crabs, I'd just dump them into boiling beer and Old Bay seasoning, and then after they were boiled for a sufficient time, I would put them on a table entirely covered in newspaper, then smash their exoskeletons with hammers and crush them with nutcrackers and eat every little tiny bit of flesh in them, while loving every minute of the wonderful experience of boiling a creature alive and then eating every little edible piece of it.

The only way to eat crabs is after boiling them alive.

Thanks, now I'm visualizing poor Annabell having to curate her worthless father's bibliography of 200,000 tweets and attempt to weave together some sort of narrative insight into the world of Patrick S. Tomlinson.

A third of them are "stalker" and another third are "child." You can't really make a Fatmarillion out of that.
Change my mind!

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

With the debt paid, fewer pests pretending to be the Lizard King or Nigga Jim coming to disconnect the hovel from gas/water/electricity in the middle of a snowstorm and an upcoming election I have a feeling that the pig is going to be very feisty again in the near future.

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

It stands for satisfaction

Did someone say satisfaction? Full satisfaction, perhaps?

 

[McMitch]

You can't really make a Fatmarillion out of that.
Change my mind!

“Patrick Tomlinson was a lord of the Ha’hovel and well-trolled by the Stalkerchildren. He dwelt while his days lasted under the motherinlawship of Lynn, who gave to him money in that region of Courtdebt which was called Quasi.”
-J.R.R. Tolkien, probably

 

[Divine right to rule]

Did someone say satisfaction? Full satisfaction, perhaps?
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Not Niki, that's for sure.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

“Patrick Tomlinson was a lord of the Ha’hovel and well-trolled by the Stalkerchildren. He dwelt while his days lasted under the motherinlawship of Lynn, who gave to him money in that region of Courtdebt which was called Quasi.”
-J.R.R. Tolkien, probably

"And so due to the idiotic tattoo on his arm, Frodo mistook it for The Other One Ring and, along with a team of strong-backed oxen, pushed Tómlinssôn the Gay into Mount Doom."

 

[Post Reply]

You can't really make a Fatmarillion out of that.

All right, so the Fatmarillion is a bust. But she'll be able to slap together one hell of a volume for Unfinished Tweets.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

All right, so the Fatmarillion is a bust. But she'll be able to slap together one hell of a volume for Unfinished Tweets.

I unironically hope she finishes Herd Immunity.

 

[McMitch]

Fatrick seems like the type to use the ”why didn’t they just fly the eagles into Mordor?” gotcha.

 

[grapeshark77]

I seem to remember the OandA Christmas book not only having a character from Pat's book but Pat himself in it. It's definitely fair use for parody but I think that's what he used to get it removed, not Dickens.

Pat's so boring he's tweeting about the Project 2025 stuff which is like liberal Q.



Now, if you read the article:



If he thought a dictator was about to take over and we'd all go to camps you'd think he would be fleeing the country..?

I should start a Jackie Singh style conspiracy that Pat realized he was going to be Lolcow of 2023 so he intentionally got boring to try to lose.