📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Bluefeet]

As someone marginally more clumsy than you, I can say that $70 for a replacement phone screen is a steal, they usually range from $100-$300 depending on the model. A cracked screen  might make parts of the touch unusable, especially the keyboard, but they seem to be able to type and post just fine. It's probably a cosmetic crack if it happened at all.

All of these prices seem odd- $10 for a tablet? $25 for a ride? $40 for a water delivery? They're probably just making shit up and slapping on a price tag to ebeg.

 

[Jacques1194]

Not only does this not make his point, but why do TIMs think looking feminine makes them more of a woman than a biological woman?Rowling could look like a goblin and she'd still would be female.

 

[Constellationzero]

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I suggest a rope or a gun. Here is the literal gremlin OP:
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Gift ideas--courtesy of Harriet Carter, Walter Drake, Lillian Vernon, and the Vermont Country Store:

* BOOTSTRAPS
* A paper grocery sack for the head
* Dessicant snack packs
* Digitally remastered Dressed to Kill

 

[Positron]

People who identify as asexual:
1. Minors
2. People who are uncomfortable with how sexual mainstream culture is and don't realize that this discomfort is common and normal
3. Autists
4. Pornsick individuals who can no longer get aroused by normal sexual things
5. People who have been sexually abused

99% of "asexuals" are attention whores.

That mayor and baptist person killed herself. It’s nothing new but I wanted people to know. She will not be recognized as a woman even in death.

Oh, guess who were the first to deny Bubba's womanhood? The wikipedo troon brigade!

"Private thoughts" by definition cannot be found on Reddit.

"Chocolate with nuts, of course."

 

[Paul Enwerdhoeven]

"It's not ridiculous that a tranny like me claims to be Muslim. In fact, I'm completely comfortable in a mosque...when I'm dressed as a man."

That song sounds good to me musically. I wish it wasn't a retarded song by a violent tranny. Anyone got something that sounds similar to it, without the troonacy?

Sleigh Bells

 

[Pedophobe]

i wish this was true but no people just wanna be on the 'right side of history' and are fully inundated into this idea that anyone against it is totally retarded and evil and should have no rights

Wanting to be on the right side implies you're doing it because everybody else is, not necessarily personally committed to the idea.

 

[SpookyObserver]

Wanting to be on the right side implies you're doing it because everybody else is, not necessarily personally committed to the idea.

At the basest, sure. But they literally mean it like they are the modern challengers of something as heinous as slavery or militaristic genocide.

 

[Pedophobe]

At the basest, sure. But they literally mean it like they are the modern challengers of something as heinous as slavery or militaristic genocide.

Yeah that is fucking annoying. There's certainly more worthy causes you could care about but strangely they don't get a lot of DEI-ESG money.

I don't know why I ever think trooning will solve anything. I can't change height, and height is LITERALLY THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS!!!!

Time for a new slur boys, this one's been reclaimed.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

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Found this kid on /r/depression.
Needless to say, he is fully aware of his porn sickness and he has been posting a lot of mental health stuff on a couple of depression/loneliness related subreddits as well as /r/mtf
I DM'd him because I'm a fucking retard who thinks she can save the world

So it's definitely possible to MKUltra people with porn, right? I would say that it'd be an interesting experiment but the feds probably beat me to it.

Spoiler: Retarded shit

Spoiler: glowie brainwashing porn?

"Oh yeah look at those titties. Don't they make you feel so good? So good that you'll give up all of your rights and become a slave to the establishment? Shhh shh don't question anything. Just focus on how good you feel. Just imagine fucking her wet pussy. You know what would make you feel much better? Becoming her. You wanna fuck her. You desire her. What if you were desired too you lonely piece of shit ? It would double your pleasure, no, triple it!"

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[TruffleSpark]

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how do we live in a world where people no longer understand the concept of homosexuality?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Jesus, what an autist. I wonder how many troons have discovered too late that it wasn’t just the penis that was the problem. “Good news! I got my dick cut off! Now you have no reason not to be attracted to me!”

 

[Wallace]

how do we live in a world where people no longer understand the concept of homosexuality?

When it stopped being a source of Oppression Points.

 

[Hitman One]

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>blacks being literal slaves is the same as me not getting to put my """shenis""" into anyone I want without them being able to stop me

Is this peak troon? Please tell me we're at peak troon.

 

[Pedophobe]

>blacks being literal slaves is the same as me not getting to put my """shenis""" into anyone I want without them being able to stop me

Is this peak troon? Please tell me we're at peak troon.

Things can always get worse.

 

[Hitman One]

Things can always get worse.

Thanks I hate it.

 

[TruffleSpark]

When it stopped being a source of Oppression Points.

"Queer" activists want a world of compulsory bisexuality. As if the original point of the gay rights movement wasn't that there are people who are incompatible with the opposite sex.

 

[AMHOLIO]

4: What is this "project he's involved in to better his local community"? Let's find out!

Why did he move to Slab City, a city with no rules, to start his own public project and "suggest" (tell) people what to do? Implement any sort of community in a world full of people who want to live by their own rules and only choose to do things if they want? Mussolini said, "Every anarchist is a baffled dictator," and with this fuck I believe it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Anyone put in for the bodycam footage from the cops that stopped that big ol' faggot Bubba Copeland yet?
Didn't he blow his own head off in front of the cops?
Sounds like a pretty big Tranny L to me.

 

[Pedophobe]

shenis

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Seems to be a one-ma'am community where fiercebutcuddly vented its righteous indignation at the hateful backwards bigoted lesbians using the language of Social Justice. Could definitely be a clever troll but I'm too jaded to assume that right now.

The Redditor's account has been suspended but from what I can see they were pretty widely hated.

Edit: gotta be a troll, right? They're really good at saying the most completely unjustifiably insane shit while just managing to toe the line of giving the game away. It's impressive really.