There is also the look up to the heavens, the thumb licking, and the biting it while still scalding hot.That's just plain meanCopying that Jack style of interstitial text screens was a great laugh.
my favorite side is my right side, which is useable, has strength, an arm that can raise and grip, etc.
The most based boomer behavior is trolling intellectually disabled old faggots
Rob is amazing and should get a presidential medal or something
The whole brain issues mighta dropped her out too. Night shift at the gas probably isn't the worst decision for Jr - already married but no kids, so the weird schedule is less destructive to life path, and even the shittiest places usually have a night shift bonus. Probably no more than a couple dollars an hour, but when you're already making so little, that's a big jump. Considering Jr's complete lack of ambition and enjoyment of being a big gym bro, I'm surprised he hasn't looked into becoming night security. Good pay to basically drive around or sit and watch a screen while listening to podcasts. Dead end, but it'd probably be enough to help put your wife through college.
Dear heavens. That poor stupid girl.
I think giving her the title of Tammy Jr. might be closest. She's just bright enough to pursue a college degree or professional qualifications, but she has literally no foresight or wisdom enough to pick anyone better than an extremely low-class chud with zero work ethic. She will get older and fatter and continue to enable her manchild and grow ever more hidebound, irritable and unkind and in far too few years we'll have exactly a second-generation Jack and Tam, but with Junior sating his own need for attention by surrounding himself with nubile boys and recording idiotic Jesus screeds and bottom-tier raps instead of laughable cooking videos.
Hopefully they will not breed and thus break the cycle. I come from two long lines of "poor white trash" and while the Kentucky side may be strung out opiate addicts, they are nowhere near anything like the Scalfanis. My Virginia side would refuse to associate with them. You can be low class and still have dignity.
Someone can transcend their income, region and standard of living just through personality alone. If you ran into a family in the most backwoods of backwoods Appalachia or the most ghetto of ghetto Detroit, but they had a clean and comfortable home, fine and dignified manners and well-disciplined children, they automatically would be higher class than the Scalfanis and their ilk.
I'm surprised they haven't already as that was one of the reasons why they got married so young. Jr wanted "endless sleepovers" as he couldn't get frisky with Hammy Jr when his parents weren't around. Jagoff actually set up security cameras once when he and Hammy went somewhere so the two young 'uns couldn't give in to their carnal urges.
Is this the first of three or four pre-Thanksgivings the Orange County Boulders have planned? Love how "STARBUCKS IS SUGARRRRR" Jack just can't wait to get his teeth into those rolls, yams, stuffing, mash and cake. What the hell are carbs?
