Fanfiction Horrors

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I checked his fanfiction.net account. Here's some of the stories you can find there:

"Naked Tommy, Phil, Lil and Chuckie"
"Genital rot syndrome"
"The Gay bathhouse 2"
"Caillou third testicle removed"

I think we've stumbled on a gold mine here.

And he's been doing this for three years...
 
Steamboat_Bill said:
I checked his fanfiction.net account. Here's some of the stories you can find there:

"Naked Tommy, Phil, Lil and Chuckie"
"Genital rot syndrome"
"The Gay bathhouse 2"
"Caillou third testicle removed"

I think we've stumbled on a gold mine here.

And he's been doing this for three years...
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I read the Calliou one.

I thought this guy was a troll.
 
So, back when Topless Robot had fan fiction friday, There was a pretty horrible Mario fanfic there called "Creation of a Dry Bones".
http://www.therobotsvoice.com/2009/03/fan_fiction_friday_red_koopa_and_green_koopa_in_cr.php
I mainly remember this one because of at least three reasons.
1. It's the only time I've seen anything with the words "morally justified rape" in that exact order.
2. It starts out as a rapefic, and somehow becomes even worse near the end.
3. Every time I see a Dry Bones in a Mario game, I'm instantly reminded of this.
 
Optimus Prime said:
I thought Feminist Bioshock was Bioshock 2 with the entire plot being the Lamb bitch ultimately being what we would call these days a typical SJW.
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That game's villain was trying to do an assimilation mind-meld stunt that erased individuality. Tumblr radfems just yell about patriarchy or whatever. :\

Besides, the moral of both games seem to be "altruism & empathy can go a long way even in the most unlikely places."

/sperging
 
Too Many Crooks said:
That game's villain was trying to do an assimilation mind-meld stunt that erased individuality. Tumblr radfems just yell about patriarchy or whatever. :\

Besides, the moral of both games seem to be "altruism & empathy can go a long way even in the most unlikely places."

/sperging
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Fair enough!
 
Hey kids! Do you like autism? Do you like [insert current famous celebrity here]? Do you want to combine these two characters together? No? Well fuck you buddy, we got some fanfictions just like that on Wattpad!
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All of these fanfics have one thing in common, a famous celebrity with autism (usually Harry Styles or Justin Bieber), babysitting them, and autism. For some reason, the speds don't act like speds. This includes one fanfiction where a real-life celebrity has both schizophrenia and autism but acts like a normal human being.
TL;DR The autism never ends.
 
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