💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Maude Snew said:
I present to you the right answer: the Stay Pat Marshmallow Man ™.
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Wow, the Stay Pat Marshmallow Man is pretty round. Fat, even. But even though he's fat, he's not as fat as the real Fatrick. Patrick S. Tomlinson is FAT, so fat, even, that if a blind man looked at him, he would say, "wow, that man is fat." If a deaf man was out of sight but within earshot of Fatrick, he would say [in ASL] "wow, those stomping noises are so loud, what kind of elephant is that?" when Fatrick takes a single step. Fatrick is so fat that space agencies have to account for his mass when plotting orbital maneuvers, because he is simply that fat. Fatrick is so fat that Milwaukee residents feel gravity shifting slightly as Fatrick paces around the half-hovel, texting the stalker about how he is not fat by any medical standard and that they have been instructed many thousands of times to stop texting this phone number, as it constitutes felony telephone harassment, and courteously telling the stalker to enjoy prison. In short, Patrick is overweight. Fat, even.

Thanks for coming to my PAT talk. Did I mention that Pat is fat? I forget.
 
An Sionnach Seang said:
either that or he's a fan of Andrei Tarkovsky films (lol no, as if)
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Don't forget Roadside Picnic which inspired both, but he'd get swallowed by an anomaly or driven insane early on.
AnOminous said:
Typical of fatty to have some meme gun you won't be able to get ammo for if you ever actually need it. Not that he can hit the broad side of a barn anyway.
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I'm not a fan of AR-15s personally but people who choose them for the sake of logistics have a bit of a point. No idea if he could hit anything but his level of competency in everything else doesn't bode well.
FinnSven said:
So if the rapture were to happen, do we think that Patrick would take in the piles of empty clothes and assume that the FBI have finally captured all of the stalkers?
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No, but he'll never finish the first task he had in the first place: Kill Strelok.
Maude Snew said:
Wrong as always, stalker. That is Olivia Munn as a ghost.
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I present to you the right answer: the Stay Pat Marshmallow Man ™.
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Enjoy the containment unit.
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Fatrick looks sad, probably because he knows he'll never get to fit his in there as well.
Something Awful said:
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Yeah, the "writing community" of bluesky is really excited about your upcoming novel.

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ALT: a fat retard is promoting his sequel to A Christmas Carol. The posts have a total of 4 likes.

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46,000 followers, people. But only four likes 😂
 
Duke Nukem said:
Don't forget Roadside Picnic which inspired both, but he'd get swallowed by an anomaly or driven insane early on.
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He would be one of the anomalies. You could be scavenging the wastes and at any moment you could hear: "Your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison." and get teleported into prison.
 
Something Awful said:
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Yeah, the "writing community" of bluesky is really excited about your upcoming novel.

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ALT: a fat retard is promoting his sequel to A Christmas Carol. The posts have a total of 4 likes.

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Jeremy Clarkson getting tagged in an Enjoy Prison post must be the X equivalent of randomly getting added to some weirdo's conversation along with 1000 other users on a message board.

"Everyone in this thread has expressed an interest in enjoying prison."
 
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This is so pathetic. If virtue signalling generated electricity, this tweet alone could power a light bulb for a year. "No, I won't EVER give any money to the bad man. Yes, I do obsessively use his product every waking hour of my life. Enjoy prison."
 
Something Awful said:
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This is so pathetic. If virtue signalling generated electricity, this tweet alone could power a light bulb for a year. "No, I won't EVER give any money to the bad man. Yes, I do obsessively use his product every waking hour of my life. Enjoy prison."
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Well good thing it doesn't need to generate electricity as his blubber will keep the lanterns going in the entire village for the next ten million years.
 
Duke Nukem said:
I'm not a fan of AR-15s personally but people who choose them for the sake of logistics have a bit of a point. No idea if he could hit anything but his level of competency in everything else doesn't bode well.
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It's always a safe bet to bet on Fatty's universal incompetence at literally everything.
 
AnOminous said:
It's always a safe bet to bet on Fatty's universal incompetence at literally everything.
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He probably chose the PS90 because it's the civilian version of the P90 which features in the Stargate TV shows, which I dunno if he watches, but if he knows sci-fi the way he claims he'll at least have heard of it. Good luck procuring 5.7x28 ammunition though, I rarely see it in my area and I frequent that shelf for a little box or two for my own calibers here and there.

Also, I notice that bicep tattoo of his in the shooting picture resembles the Elven writing on the One Ring. I doubt he's read the books because they're so damn long.
 
Duke Nukem said:
Also, I notice that bicep tattoo of his in the shooting picture resembles the Elven writing on the One Ring. I doubt he's read the books because they're so damn long.
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Yeah, he probably hasn't read it, he's only ever talked about the movies. And of course everything is about nazis and fascists with this fucking weirdo.

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Fat Rick has no clue what he's talking about. Lord of the Rings is hardly "part of Russian culture", and orcs appear for about 30 seconds in the TV adaptation he's talking about. They look like this:



Hmm yes, clearly inspired by the Schutzstaffel.
 
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Something Awful said:
Yeah, he probably hasn't read it, he's only ever talked about the movies. And of course everything is about nazis and fascists with this fucking weirdo.

Hmm yes, clearly inspired by the Schutzstaffel.
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i bet people all over Milwaukee have had this same reaction to Fat Rick before when the miniquakes and tremors of his approaching footfalls alarm them. instead of saying "ORKI!" they just blurt "FATTY!" and move out of the way before he crushes them. i'd be scared too, he's eaten so many black children that even adults aren't safe now.
 
AirdropShitposts said:
Guy posts he'd rather die then complains that people are trying to help.


Nothing says Russian culture like bad film adaptions of Western works from the Soviet era.

edit: lmao this shit barely made it to air in the "Soviet era", 1991: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khraniteli
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“from the wiki article above” said:
It was broadcast once in 1991 by Leningrad Television and then thought lost before being rediscovered in 2021.
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Reference for the above quote https://www.theguardian.com/world/...lord-of-the-rings-rediscovered-after-30-years

Thought lost for like 30 years?

Clearly part of Russian culture.

Just as Plato’s lost dialogues are massive parts of western culture.

What a fucking moron.

How does he take himself seriously as a sci fi writer and “geek”?
 
I'mThePatMan! said:
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Have you ever seen someone whose ears completely disappear while looking straight at you?

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I don't know man... it's a tough call...
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I think it was Bill Burr who had a joke about realising you need to cut back on the booze when you see a group photo and it looks like you're standing five feet closer than everyone else.

The alcoholism is really doing a number on Rick; he looks so bloated it's uncomfortable to look at (more uncomfortable than looking at his fat face usually is, I mean).
 
Oliver Onions said:
I think it was Bill Burr who had a joke about realising you need to cut back on the booze when you see a group photo and it looks like you're standing five feet closer than everyone else.

The alcoholism is really doing a number on Rick; he looks so bloated it's uncomfortable to look at (more uncomfortable than looking at his fat face usually is, I mean).
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Pat looks like he was stretched from 4:3 aspect ratio to 16:9, because he's fat.
 
Duke Nukem said:
He probably chose the PS90 because it's the civilian version of the P90 which features in the Stargate TV shows, which I dunno if he watches, but if he knows sci-fi the way he claims he'll at least have heard of it. Good luck procuring 5.7x28 ammunition though, I rarely see it in my area and I frequent that shelf for a little box or two for my own calibers here and there.
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Even if he knows a shop that gets 5.7 on the regular, the cost is nuts. Even a PCC in .45 would be substantially cheaper, and if he bought something like a Thompson clone, at least that's cool AND movie friendly. It even appeared in star trek a few times!
 
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