💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Null said:
I still don't understand what enjoy prison means. Does he think that the thousands and thousands of people who laugh at him are going to be rounded up at gunpoint and shipped off to WW2 Japanese Internment camps?
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Boomers and retards literally think the internet police is a real thing. See also Shane Nokes.
 
Procrastinhater said:
>Ni stalker, I didn't

I love these little signs that Pat doesn't even copy paste his copy-paste.
They're all individually written out, you can tell when he loses his temper because he fat fingers the keyboard.
Someone should assemble his words of wisdom into a book, maybe sell it as one of those stocking fillers for Christmas, call it the Little Book of Prongay.
It'd probably sell better than In the Black.
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Maybe he just wants a shrubbery to accompany the fact that he is very blubbery.
 
He is in shape. He’s currently still in a sphere and contained within three dimensional space.

The fact that he’s so fat he’s more of an oblate spheroid than a sphere is neither here nor there, just fat.
 
200,000 tweets
If on average a tweet was ten words long that's 2,000,000 words
The LOTR trilogy is around 500,000 words
11 years wasted!
Also he's tweeted on average fifty times per day, or 3.125 tweets per waking hour, or one tweet every 19.2 minutes for 11 years. Of course his recent years have been more active with all the stalkers that need childing.
And for it all, he still has to pay Quasi
 
Mr Moonface said:
By the way, all from the past hour or so:

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It was tough to choose but I think this one was my favorite:
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I like the ones where Rick starts to drift into accurately treating them as his only friends and the only people on Twitter who know anything about him. The one where he mentions that he hasn't inked his book deal yet because he hasn't finished the book is similar.

To quote a legendary sci-fi show:
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RollingRock2 said:
200,000 tweets
If on average a tweet was ten words long that's 2,000,000 words
The LOTR trilogy is around 500,000 words
11 years wasted!
Also he's tweeted on average fifty times per day, or 3.125 tweets per waking hour, or one tweet every 19.2 minutes for 11 years. Of course his recent years have been more active...
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He was never lying when he xeeted #AmWriting, stalker. Appreciate jail.
 
LonesomeDud said:
Honestly, I don't think Pat is an overeater. I think he's just a soft keyboard warrior. He has so little muscle tone he probably isn't even that obese. He just gets a bunch of extra calories through alcohol and gets more and more tense as he gets no exercise.
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Welp... 1/

Serious, non-shitpost answer for once: Fat looks the way he does because he spent the last several years of his life under incredible amount of stress.

Due to being subjected to non-stop buckbreaking by the pests, his sympathetic nervous system (fight or flight response) is constantly firing on all cylinders, his HPA axis is completely dysregulated and as a result, his cortisol (stress hormone) levels are sky-high. Cortisol is a powerful catabolic hormone and a direct antagonist of insulin (main anabolic hormone) signalling everywhe in the body. Elevated cortisol levels lead to, among another things, release of glucose from the liver and free fatty acids from adipocytes and muscle breakdown for more glucose. In a healthy stress response, this is not an issue since the body expects to burn all that extra available energy in sternous physical activity, but this is the Pig we're talking about, so the body gets a hearty lol, lmao even instead and has to deal with the elevated serum glucose and FFA levels in another way. It does this by converting it into visceral fat (also deposited in the neck, upper back, face, etc...), which is why Pat looks so grotesque - thin arm and legs, massive gut, gargantuan head. Ralph is suffering from the same thing, to an even greater degree. With elevated cortisol levels and suppression of insulin action naturally comes increased insulin secretion, which in the long term leads to insulin resistance; a hallmark of type II diabetes. I would be shocked if Pigger isn't at the very least pre-diabetic at this point.

Furthermore, chronically elevated cortisol levels are one of the most significant causes of CVD ("heart disease") because the state they induce in the body is extremely damaging to the endothelium, and endothelial damage (along with impaired endothelial repair) is the primary cause and mechanism of the formation of atherosclerotic plaques. That's right, neither dietary intake of saturated fatty acids and cholesterol has anything to do with heart disease, nor has the level of serum cholesterol (be it total, the "bad" LDL or the "good" HDL). In fact lowering serum levels of cholesterol increases all-cause mortality as well as mortality from CVD and CHD specifically - hope you didn't trust the Jews on this one, lol. The funsters unironically stand a pretty good chance of literally trolling Pat to death if they keep it up for a couple more years.

...the diet-heart hypothesis and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. /6000000
 
bile demon said:
The funsters unironically stand a pretty good chance of literally trolling Pat to death if they keep it up for a couple more years.
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No shit?

I am surprised he hasn’t already had a heart attack.

Is it me or are there less cases of premature heart attacks these days?
 
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