🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MirnaMinkoff]

He’s hoping to trap the next poor girl with zero self esteem after Grace rejected him

This is Ralph’s conundrum. If Faith and May didn’t have supportive middle class parents he might be living in a polycule in Richmond. His problem was the naive teen and the mentally stunted pedo both had an out if they got tired of his psycho fat ass. Ralph needed a damaged, insecure woman with zero support network, no family who gives a fuck and no options other than him.

Alice could be a good example of this. But the problem with women like Alice is they usually have some street smarts, see Gunt for what he is, and have survival instincts. They would abandon Gunt at the first whiff of a better deal. A younger poor dirtbag without a pannus, or an old fat guy with some money, either will win over Ralph every time.

Ralph basically needs a woman with no viable exit strategy. Even domestic violence shelters pose an existential threat to his relationships.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Ralph basically needs a woman with no viable exit strategy. Even domestic violence shelters pose an existential threat to his relationships.

Ah yes, the Lowtax second marriage strategy.

 

[Axiom.]

This is Ralph’s conundrum. If Faith and May didn’t have supportive middle class parents he might be living in a polycule in Richmond. His problem was the naive teen and the mentally stunted pedo both had an out if they got tired of his psycho fat ass. Ralph needed a damaged, insecure woman with zero support network, no family who gives a fuck and no options other than him.

Alice could be a good example of this. But the problem with women like Alice is they usually have some street smarts, see Gunt for what he is, and have survival instincts. They would abandon Gunt at the first whiff of a better deal. A younger poor dirtbag without a pannus, or an old fat guy with some money, either will win over Ralph every time.

Ralph basically needs a woman with no viable exit strategy. Even domestic violence shelters pose an existential threat to his relationships.

So Ralph finds his own Logan Day?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So Ralph finds his own Logan Day?

A sudden two to three week kamikaze “girlfriend” arc could be a possibility if Gunt can still afford to buy an airline ticket for some very desperate lady.

 

[Fornicario]

So Ralph finds his own Logan Day?

I doubt it. To keep a Logan requires drugs and booze, both of which we know the Ralphamale can't afford.

Ah yes, the Lowtax second marriage strategy.

To Ralph's burned out brain, it works perfectly. Lowtax died before he was divorced. That's the kind of spite Boss Hog would love.

 

[Axiom.]

A sudden two to three week kamikaze “girlfriend” arc could be a possibility if Gunt can still afford to buy an airline ticket for some very desperate lady.

That 1k for only a blowjob could've gone to 3 black hookers, what a shame

 

[Muppetstudios]

He just posted this but what could it mean?


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He's somehow travelled to Rome?
No, money issues and it's 2am in Rome not sunny

He's drunk going through old photos?
Probably, people get melancholy when they drink depressed thinking about past good times

It's a gutter where Ralph currently is?

That's my very credible sitting at home in the armchair psychology analysis

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Finger in front of the lens
Clown shoes
Literally just a photo of a drain

Another all time banger

 

[EyeGuy]

LMAO, go take an anger nap, Ralph:

I can forgive Ralph for not caring about Israeli kids, though. It's not like he even cares about his own.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

LMAO, go take an anger nap, Ralph:
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I can forgive Ralph for not caring about Israeli kids, though. It's not like he even cares about his own.

Ralph is a self-hating Jew. I knew it. Lean into it Ralph, this can be a good grift for you with the anti-Zogs in what’s left of your audience. Bonus you can’t be accused of antisemitism because you are one of the god of Isaac & Abraham’s Chosen Ones or some shit. Do they have the Hebe delis in Mexico like you used to love in Richmond?

Shalom Bish.
Extra bonus- you can sue Vickers and Morris to raise your children in the religion of your choice lol.

 

[Braphamut]

lol ok journo

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Of course Ralph isn’t Jewish! He’s 50% pig and that isn’t allowed in Judaism

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Of course Ralph isn’t Jewish! He’s 50% pig and that isn’t allowed in Judaism

No religion should have to claim Ralph. If he ever goes to the Vatican, I hope Pope Francis jumps down off the balcony and whoops his ass for claiming TradCath when the only time Ralph has said the words "Hail Mary" was when he was gambling on football games in Vegas.

 

[Nod Flenders]

No religion should have to claim Ralph. If he ever goes to the Vatican, I hope Pope Francis jumps down off the balcony and whoops his ass for claiming TradCath when the only time Ralph has said the words "Hail Mary" was when he was gambling on football games in Vegas.

If you ask me, The Gunt is more than likely an atheist. He's definitely grifting the "TradCath" thing.

 

[Braphamut]

If you ask me, The Gunt is more than likely an atheist. He's definitely grifting the "TradCath" thing.

I'd have guessed hard atheist given he was probably a fat feodra shit following youtube and how flippant and dismissive he is about basic Christian tenets. Just another coat to wear or take off. Protestant, Atheist, Catholic, Moloch, Fuentes, Ali Alexander, just nobs to wash to get to where he wanted.

Wouldn't matter what he claims. He's a Cluster B hedonist. The only thing sacred to him is getting off on his next hare-brained and chicken shit gloat.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

LMAO, go take an anger nap, Ralph:
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I can forgive Ralph for not caring about Israeli kids, though. It's not like he even cares about his own.

rare Ralph W take.

 

[Truly Rural]

He's drunk going through old photos?

I wish, that would be awesome for a change.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

JFC he’s retarded. Does he not understand that the posters are intended to build demand for the children’s release? This fucking moron literally thinks the world doesn’t know exactly where the hostages are.

I don’t know what percentage of his idiocy is from the junk DNA he was born with and how much is a result of crippling addiction, but either way I’m glad he’s all alone and unloved. He sure fucking deserves it.

 

[Rage Pig]

He tweeted this picture without comment a few hours ago, now the tweet is deleted.


Combine that with this tweet


He's insinuating that he found a replacement for the horse, isn't he?

 

[Tom Myers]

He tweeted this picture without comment a few hours ago, now the tweet is deleted.
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Combine that with this tweet
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He's insinuating that he found a replacement for the horse, isn't he?

It's a hooker. He just framed the pic so you can't see his drinks.