Why is there a drunk Chinese man doing push ups on my front lawn?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Should I join him?

 

[SNU]

He's trying to push his way through the center of the earth to get back to china

 

[SpookyObserver]

A chinaman worked out today, have you? Work out, or learn Mandarin.

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

YOU MUST BE IN OHIO

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

found a drunk Chinese guy doing pushups on our front lawn about 25 years ago.
It was unforgettable because while he was physically doing pushups he was thinking .. and yelling ... like he was fucking the ground. Apparently he got dumped for being a shit fuck. So he needed to train. In fucking. This is inner Sydney around Camperdown down the road from the Landsdowne where he'd run off from he's mates who after about half hour of him wailing and us doing shit like timing him, giving him towels and generally helping in he's training we thought he was some kind of athlete kicked off a team. It wasn't till he's mates arrived and translated explained the situation that we die from laughter at this and then tell him there's a brothel halfway down the street he could train at so off they drag him eventually.

This is precisely the kind of thing that makes me wish we had iPhones growing up all the hilarious shit we missed out on capturing.

If you know a Sulo bin at one stand he had one laying down and he was kneeling behind it thrusting at it but every time it just made the wheels roll further across the yard. .. ..

 

[glass_houses]

He's a member of the local yakuza gang. You've pissed them off and he's been sent to intimidate you into paying up.

 

[internet friend]

To get buff, obviously. You should join him.

 

[Karognis]

He's trying to push the world into a different orbit so the next dinosaur-killer type meteorite goes past us instead of wiping us out. He's drunk because he should have started yesterday and now he's worried it's too late.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

He's a member of the local yakuza gang. You've pissed them off and he's been sent to intimidate you into paying up.

Not working. This guy is 3 feet tall.

 

[Catspajamas7]

Collide Gunt with earth, Aussie!

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Pics or STFU.

 

[DankSmoker]

You're lucky, I once saw a guy shitting on my lawn, and he wasn't even drunk or chinese!

 

[Dumbchan]

He is the drunken master.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

You're lucky, I once saw a guy shitting on my lawn, and he wasn't even drunk or chinese!

He may have been Chinese long ago.

 

[DankSmoker]

He may have been Chinese long ago.

Maybe a descendant of Ghengis Khan, hard to tell ethnicity under layers of grime. I felt graced by his presence, he was kind of a local legend, people called him Antarctica because he wore so many coats whatever time of the year. He would be crossing the road with any sort of medical aid you'd imagine despite being uninjured, any time you tried talking to him it would be pure guttural nonsense, he didn't have a local haunt like most homeless but appear randomly throughout the city and even suburbs. If I were ever to be homeless I would strive to be like him.