💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
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It's truly pitiful that he's at a live show and this is still what creeps through his mind and occupies his brain cells. He looks so blessed to be there. Then again this is the same faggot that traveled a ridiculous distance to pick up a felony charge for stalking. "Wazzurppp y'all! I've got Internet street cred now yo!"
 
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Rekieta comes out of social media silence to Tweet that he's in the photo @200MB posted, calling it "where's Waldo for the disabled".

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This one was easy, his face may be obscured but readers of this thread will be able to guess what wasn't obscured that let me figure it out was him.
(He's deep in conversation with the Gator-looking fellow on the right.)

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One thing that I didn't notice is that the person sitting next to Rekieta, who Rekieta looks to be deep in conversation with, is none other than Riley, who's been posting on Twitter about being at the event. I didn't even realize it was him, though I noticed the guy and thought he looked like Gator. :story:

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Guessing that means the woman sitting across from Riley blocking Rekieta's face is Mint Salad.
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Of fucking course that’s who he’d be taking to…

Christ, you’re so full of shit, Nick.
 
So I was checking in on the Locals chat to see if anyone was actually at the show. Nobody has said anything about it yet so it looks like that's a no, but I did catch this literal gem.

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Fucking "ericpp" out here, paying for quite a long time to a literal dramawhore trying to profit off e-drama, saying Nick "avoids drama and has his own thing". My guy what is it that Nick is doing that you can't get literally anywhere else? Right now he's like the Sektur's alcoholic version of Destiny at best.
 
Riley with an interesting defense of Rekieta's decision to try his hand at standup

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Riley posts short clip of Nick's set

 
This thing looks more like a church hotpot potluck than a comedy show.

He's so bad. Playing pocket pool, can't stop fidgeting, overtly racist, hairline receding, nipples protruding, very disrespectful.

Edit: I wonder if he'll not be invited back, as seems to have been the case in Nashville. Really making a racist name for himself, but this one is a lot closer to home. Wonder how the in-laws will feel about this? Also very brave, telling racist jokes in what appears to be a fully (or nearly fully) white audience. Sad.

Second edit: it was Nashville, not Memphis.
 
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Maybe it would have been more dignified if he faceplanted into the floor two minutes in as opposed to whatever that was.

What I mean is that he needs to make stand up his new career choice, imagine all the free pity meals and drinks he could score from bars.
 
Strix454 said:
So the venue is a bar at a bowling alley in central minnesota. And Nick is opening for the " 4'6 Filipina Firecracker" Lila Hart.
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its at a bowling alley bar?! lmao! is the event also called the kingpin invitational?
Balldo's Gate said:
One thing that I didn't notice is that the person sitting next to Rekieta, who Rekieta looks to be deep in conversation with, is none other than Riley, who's been posting on Twitter about being at the event. I didn't even realize it was him, though I noticed the guy and thought he looked like Gator. :story:
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this is *chefs kiss*. nick has spent the better part of the last month claiming to be impartial and defending riley at every turn and now theres a picture of him yucking it up in person with the fat little greaseball. i know he was talking about speaking with a onlyfans creator and if it was riley i will crack a rib laughing. this is what it must of felt like to watch gunt fuck up week after week consistently in his prime.
 
Dan tease in fur know said:
this is *chefs kiss*. nick has spent the better part of the last month claiming to be impartial and defending riley at every turn and now theres a picture of him yucking it up in person with the fat little greaseball. i know he was talking about speaking with a onlyfans creator and if it was riley i will crack a rib laughing. this is what it must of felt like to watch gunt fuck up week after week consistently in his prime.
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This is true, we've got Nick talking to Riley and Mint salad in a bar right now, a recreation of their first encounter.

WhimsicalTrolli said:
Riley is obsessed with rippa while rippa
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Nick and Riley seen hanging out in person, seems like Nick is proving once and for all that Eric July cannot trust him to be even remotely unbiased.

@AltisticRight Should probably edit the Happenings post that the vid of Nick's standup is filmed by Riley for the full BNN story.
 
If rekieta thinks he can do standup he got another thing coming when he gets hecklers call him a white bread ass nigga if they are autistic enough to study him.
 
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