Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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Yamcha's Only Fan said:
mmhm. because his parents were older than dirt, they would nostalgia watch stuff like I love Lucy and Red Skelton, therefore chris saw it as a kid. Gotta imagine the cultural whiplash from that safe, quaint content to violent japanese cartoons would be wild.
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I'm close to Chris's age and I can sympathize with that. When I was around 8 or so I went through a phase where I woke up every morning at almost precisely 3:00 AM, with no alarm clock. My parents were asleep and Nick at Night would play old stuff like I Love Lucy and I Dream of Jeannie and Dragnet, so I watched all those shows. Sometimes I talk to old people and they are surprised I know about that stuff.

I do not know why I kept waking up at 3:00.
 
There are certain comedians that retarded people gravitate to... Crazy Gugenheim and Red Skelton... I imagine in more recent times it's early Jim Carrey. I saw an interview with Sha-Na-Na and Bowser mentioned that at least half of his fan mail came from people with Downs Syndrome.
 
azdadu said:
Chris's dialog is left undubbed and with subtitles though
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"it's practically an impossible task to even try to iitate chris' voice and manners"
Says people dubbing a documentary series abut a guy that got super mad at another guy imitating his voice and manners accurately enough to the point people made jokes that he was the real Chris.
That's not even counting the millions of Chris impressions I've heard over the years that are varying levels of ok to exact.

Literally all you had to do was say "oh I didn't feel like I could do it" or "I didn't want to change the audio" not hype it up in this corpo-speak diatribe about how impossible it is for people to imitate Chris.
 
In the weirdest way possible, Geno says his wife is pregnant??
I didn't see this posted a few pages back so hopefully it's relevant and not late


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"Oh no Chris is back in public again" Geno cries as he sets up the microphone
"Woe is me, I must make another video" He laments, booting up his editing software
"Why does he keep doing this? I just have no choice" He weeps
"I don't want to be known for this, please stop making me do this!" Geno says as he puts up another video "I don't want to do this, but I must."
 
I just realized that it’s been over a year and geno still hasn’t gotten out of 2020. You would think he would try to get episodes out faster to get it over with since he had a year and a half long Chris drought. I don’t know why he’s taking so long in this Chris era when one of the main criticisms is how boring it was. At this rate it will be another 5 years before he finishes it.
 
I strongly believe that Chris will get mad at Geno over April Fools' Part 74. Forcing AI Chris to say that the Merge isn't real is something Christ-Chan won't allow to do.
(Although it's possible that he may not notice the video because it's not on the main series playlist)
 
Chris sitting in Geno's stream chat begging for attention sucks any entertainment/background noise value out of them. His clarifications can't even be trusted.
 
A documentarian that slowly becomes involved in the life of the unhinged person they are documenting is 100% the content I'm here to see. You couldn't write this shit and get away with it.

You're only supposed to only look at the shit, not touch. But what happens when the shit touches you?
 
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