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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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jack's trademark lack of self-awareness has landed him in hot water and even his true fans are not happy. figured i'd post this all here before the coward deletes everything
Amazing; thank you. And didn't Jack lose a lot of visual acuity, too? He's whistling past the graveyard.
 
lmao this barely surviving chair-bound dead-armed cripple, one of whose eyes is free-range & pointed mostly at the ground, has the temerity to take a pot shot at some blind kid enjoying disney. CLASSIC! CLASSIC. also why the fuck was jack at disney anyway?? fucking weirdo
 
jack's trademark lack of self-awareness has landed him in hot water and even his true fans are not happy. figured i'd post this all here before the coward deletes everything

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I love when he gets naturally roasted like this. You just know he's gonna nuke the original comment and all of these comments will be lost. Then he's gonna make another post about how people should be nice or considerate and not pick fights with him like last week.
 
I love when he gets naturally roasted like this. You just know he's gonna nuke the original comment and all of these comments will be lost. Then he's gonna make another post about how people should be nice or considerate and not pick fights with him like last week.
The classic FB crybully idiot. Dishes it out without thinking, then immediately plays the victim.
 
Amazing; thank you. And didn't Jack lose a lot of visual acuity, too? He's whistling past the graveyard.
It's sort of like he shits on people who don't have jobs (or have low paying retail jobs) when the fat fuck hasn't worked in 20+ years, like going around eating until he strokes out is an actual job.
 
[...]Then he's gonna make another post about how people should be nice or considerate and not pick fights with him like last week.
Right on the money. He deleted as I was reading the comments, preserved here. (compiled image)
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For a guy who was upset over the hospital not giving him "diabetic friendly" food during his stay, fatty sure likes to eat a lot of non-diabetic friendly food when he's not in the hospital
Those nursing home days were wild. I remember when he bitched about mashed potatoes being an unacceptable item to serve diabetics during lunch and then praising next morning's breakfast which was like a 7 egg omelette served with a large cinnamon bun on the side with diabeetus being the farthest thing from his mind. We all know Jack is retarded but I feel that the stint in the nursing really showed us the extent of his imbecility and complete lack of self-control. I never thought a 50-something year old man could bitch as much as Jack did while spending a month in a rehab facility after suffering a devastating stroke. To add insult to injury, he claimed that his constant bitching was so that he could improve conditions at rehab facilities for other people. I don't think other nursing home residents care if they didn't get an entire stick of butter to go with their english muffin, Jack.


To any kiwis who joined in on the fun recently, I do recommend revisiting the nursing home saga for its absurdity and laughs.
 
I'm glad this convo was saved. Jacks a real piece of dirt person. I hope he gets an unwashed needle from a hobo for his next beetus related shot. Crippled faggot.
 
lmao this barely surviving chair-bound dead-armed cripple, one of whose eyes is free-range & pointed mostly at the ground, has the temerity to take a pot shot at some blind kid enjoying disney. CLASSIC! CLASSIC. also why the fuck was jack at disney anyway?? fucking weirdo
What you have to understand, is that Fatty can't go on any rides, or even be in the audience for a large portion of the shit that goes on. He likely hasn't been able to fit on an amusement park ride in a couple decades and we know damn well he can't use his ears to listen to anything. So that would be why Fatty is confused at the concept of someone blind enjoying disneyland, walking, not weighing twice as much as they should, having 2 arms, etc.
 
Right on the money. He deleted as I was reading the comments, preserved here. (compiled image)
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May God help you for ridiculing a blind girl going to disney world with her loving family and trying to phrase it like a faux question. How dare those mean jerks point out the hypocrisy of your insult when you've become disabled in your own manner through your own careless choices.
Thing is Jack, that person has a loving family that goes out of their way to help her enjoy life even with her disadvantage, you on the other hand drag your own family down, even kicked out one of your own children (but not before choking him out of course), and making their lives hell by nearly dying three times now, all of which were preventable.
 
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Jagoff is a huge cunt with a fragile ego. He can never admit that he said something that offended people and apologize. Just like last summer when he was celebrating people getting laid off work by various companies and implied it was happening because people working at home weren't doing anything and just fucking around. He got dunked on so hard by everyone that he deleted everything and seethed about it with one his fagmojis 5 minutes later.
 
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What an insufferable, thin skinned, cry-baby bitch ass faggot.

I used to say that I couldnt wait until he would just have a heart attack and fucking die, but I've changed my mind.

I want him to have another motherlode of all strokes. One that totally takes away the rest of his limb use, including the prehensile, Venom-esgue tongue. I want his sense of taste totally nuked, and his sight and hearing dulled, but not removed. I want his soy-boy voice and ability to speak gone completely. In a perfect world, I would like for him to keep or even regain his sense of touch, but alas, I doubt thats possible with strokes.

Then I want for him to be left in the house alone one day, Ham-Tam out at work. I want the fat faghot to shit himself and just sit there for a few hours unable to do anything. Then I want that Shit-Bull they are keeping to wander upon him, and dive right into that fat fucking face of his like it was a hot and juicy Pulpok hot off the smoker. I want Tammy to find him just in time to save him from death, but not after the starved dog has eaten every digit, ears, lips, nose, eyes, and cheeks.

I then want him to survive like this, long enough to go to Disneyland again one last time. I want him to hear people point and gasp at his appearance before he finally gets wheeled back into his hotel room, and in a fit of strained constipation, has his last and finally stroke and leaves this world like the curse upon humanity that he is.

HATS! GIVE ME MY HATS, I SAY. I WANT THEM ALL!
 
jack's trademark lack of self-awareness has landed him in hot water and even his true fans are not happy. figured i'd post this all here before the coward deletes everything

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And of course this coming from a stroked out retard that goes to Disneyland while in a Scooty puff. Can't go on any rides or anything so why is he there other than to take up space and demand people walk around him.

Good on all those people calling him out on being the biggest fucking hypocrite out there.

Right on the money. He deleted as I was reading the comments, preserved here. (compiled image)
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Now he's playing the fucking victim because he can't handle it when he puts his own foot in his mouth.

Remind me again why what he said earlier when he posted that bit about treating everybody with kindness? I guess that doesn't apply to blind people. Or anybody that Jagoff hates.
 
And of course this coming from a stroked out retard that goes to Disneyland while in a Scooty puff. Can't go on any rides or anything so why is he there other than to take up space and demand people walk around him.

Good on all those people calling him out on being the biggest fucking hypocrite out there.


Now he's playing the fucking victim because he can't handle it when he puts his own foot in his mouth.

Remind me again why what he said earlier when he posted that bit about treating everybody with kindness? I guess that doesn't apply to blind people. Or anybody that Jagoff hates.
Jack is one of those sociopaths-lite who genuinely cannot be happy for anyone nor attempt to give any kind of happiness which is not ultimately self-serving. He could have shown up with his pulporks without saying a goddamn thing on his channel, but not our Jack.
 
What an insufferable, thin skinned, cry-baby bitch ass faggot.

I used to say that I couldnt wait until he would just have a heart attack and fucking die, but I've changed my mind.

I want him to have another motherlode of all strokes. One that totally takes away the rest of his limb use, including the prehensile, Venom-esgue tongue. I want his sense of taste totally nuked, and his sight and hearing dulled, but not removed. I want his soy-boy voice and ability to speak gone completely. In a perfect world, I would like for him to keep or even regain his sense of touch, but alas, I doubt thats possible with strokes.

Then I want for him to be left in the house alone one day, Ham-Tam out at work. I want the fat faghot to shit himself and just sit there for a few hours unable to do anything. Then I want that Shit-Bull they are keeping to wander upon him, and dive right into that fat fucking face of his like it was a hot and juicy Pulpok hot off the smoker. I want Tammy to find him just in time to save him from death, but not after the starved dog has eaten every digit, ears, lips, nose, eyes, and cheeks.

I then want him to survive like this, long enough to go to Disneyland again one last time. I want him to hear people point and gasp at his appearance before he finally gets wheeled back into his hotel room, and in a fit of strained constipation, has his last and finally stroke and leaves this world like the curse upon humanity that he is.

HATS! GIVE ME MY HATS, I SAY. I WANT THEM ALL!
Relax, he will be in Hell soon. Those of us that are Christians can always pray for him but it also has some words about hypocrites and those that refuse to hear.
 
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