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If all the Reddit guys turned their attention to tweeting diet tips at him, I’m guessing he would not take it well.
💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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If Rick were able to turn that #DLTIW attitude he has with random people on the Internet towards shitty bar food he'd be trim and in shape like that time he threatened his first, not as good wife and not child with murder but alas, not letting the idiot that he himself is win will keep him from doing so. No "noooo, meatloaf child, you have been instructed many thousands of times to not get in my mouth. Continuing to do so constitutes felony fattening, enjoy the garbage can!" in his future.
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the name at the bottom of this letter-- albert einstein.
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He's done it now.
If Fatrick turns up dead after having zipped himself into a suitcase after commiting suicide by shooting himself 3 times in the back of the head I think we know what happened.
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I should let Pat know that he has also inspired me. He’s inspired me to dial back on drinking, inspired me to stay in shape, inspired me to not be a retard online, inspired me to stay employed, and inspired me to not be married to a lesbian.
I hope he eventually inspires me to not kill myself.
I hope he eventually inspires me to not kill myself.
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I can understand his confusion. "Milwaukee Oysters" are a side hustle of his, so the "Eat More Young NiggaNutz" probably wasn't the best advertising campaign.
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So Pat has Paramount+, Disney/Hulu bundle and now Netflix. I assume he has Prime? I don't follow those horror anthologies but looks like someone accidentally watched adult content.
More General Fatton, I only share because he's started tweeting lots of Ukraine stuff - he can't figure out how to handle the Israel conflict so he's focused on the other war. He could always just not discuss it, but.
how it's going:
So Pat has Paramount+, Disney/Hulu bundle and now Netflix. I assume he has Prime? I don't follow those horror anthologies but looks like someone accidentally watched adult content.
More General Fatton, I only share because he's started tweeting lots of Ukraine stuff - he can't figure out how to handle the Israel conflict so he's focused on the other war. He could always just not discuss it, but.
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Why is Fat so antisemitic? Dontcha know that israel just had another holocaust happen.
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I really thought he was referring to the short story by Edgar Allan Poe. I gave the published author pig too much credit, thinking he'd read something rather than watching netflix slop.
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Yeah, I hear they found six million dead babies. Jewish ones not the kind in Rick's basement.
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Pat dual wields a beer and a phone while he's at the Disney trough for maximum garbage in/garbage out efficiency. He's an absolute mark for advertising directed at the habits of teenaged girls, that's why he has to hit social media to spill the tea, girl! whenever Lashawnda Skywalker turns on xir glowsword. He can't be expected to wait until it's over, he needs to dish on that hot drama nowwww
Basically, I'm saying Pat is a lightly-closeted gay man pretending to be deeply-closeted gay man.
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Same here, I was getting ready to give that a snarky "broken clock" or "rare Pat being right moment" response, and then I read the tweet about the second episode.
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Reminder: Patrick sees his use of X not as a hobby or a way to kill time, but a moral duty. He honorably orders young men to their deaths while he sits on his couch and writes blog posts about how to wax your car. He is holding the line against fascism, and his activities on Twitter are comparable in terms of importance, if not more important, than the soldiers who actually fight the wars that he demands. It's amazing how little our society has changed after Trump got elected. His presidency came and went, and these people went nowhere in life, but still act like the world is ending.
Bonus explanation for why he has never been seen with Niki's relatives even before we met him.
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Lmao.
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"Alexa, find me a video that best describes Pat and Jackie's joint efforts to help Pat get rid of his debt to Quasi and send the atalkers to prison once and for all."
Alexa:
Alexa:
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these days, i look for a lot of things in my life i could append 'Enjoy prison' to.
"alright stalker child boss, here's my time sheet for the week. enjoy prison, by the way."
a patrick gimmick account in the vein of the Joel Dongsteen account would be truly amazing. whereas that account replaces every mention of God with 'your dick', a Patrick S. Prisonson account could be quite competitive with Nihilist Arby's.
"alright stalker child boss, here's my time sheet for the week. enjoy prison, by the way."
a patrick gimmick account in the vein of the Joel Dongsteen account would be truly amazing. whereas that account replaces every mention of God with 'your dick', a Patrick S. Prisonson account could be quite competitive with Nihilist Arby's.
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Wrong as always, stalker child. It is because they cut me out of everything, especially their Christmas cards.
You have been instructed many thousand of times to pay my debt to Quasi, fascist mother in law child. Wait for the knock.
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I don't know what exactly it is but somehow I find Pats General Fatton act the most fucking irritating of all.
He's an absolute midwit that probably doesn't even know how to field strip and clean an AR 15 without watching a fucking YouTube video and following along step by step but somehow he feels it necessary to give these absolute dogshit takes, even after being repeatedly dunked on and embarrassed by actual serving and former military guys.
Hes such an odious cunt.
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Damn, Patrick is such an NPC. "I don't know where to get my software patches anymore, waaaaahh!" Who on Twitter knows what the fuck happened in Gaza? Are you looking for an @IslamicJihadOfficial account? What the hell is wrong with you, why can't you make up your own mind about anything? Thank goodness @stealthyorphan is here for a laugh.
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Well we know how well he did in school with multiple choice so having more than one narrative to choose from probably just blue screens his