💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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IMO - Pat wrote this himself and overdid it with the spelling errors. Also "bookmarked in Audible and in real life" made me laugh, so if he did write it that's a good bit.


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FinnSven said:
Also one can make horribly dark jokes at his expense.

With the fact that most of these dark jokes are genuinely not far from the truth.

(ok maybe he doesn’t actually kidnap and turn black children into pepperoni, but there is an above average chance he murdered Trammel.)
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Do not apologize for stepping on that insect.

You cannot sympathize with someone who:
-always has to be right, even when wrong
- 'one-ups' every story
- compulsively lies (10 times per hour on xitter)
- shows no self-reflection, maturity, or growth

He is subhuman shit, mated perfectly with Nikki.
(herpes is nothing compared to the other diseases in that haunted axe-wound)
 
grapeshark77 said:
IMO - Pat wrote this himself and overdid it with the spelling errors. Also "bookmarked in Audible and in real life" made me laugh, so if he did write it that's a good bit.
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"OMG I loved your book..."
"...and also I'm an engineer... on a... ship..."
"...and also our chief engineer wasn't sure what to say but then I had him listen to your book and then we got a million dollars and everyone clapped..."

Yeah, this is one of Pat's tall tales. It has the same absurd escalation as his barfight stories, where there's a rude nazi guest who insults the waitstaff and pours ketchup on a hundred dollar bill, and then Patrick says something epic that makes the guy quivers in his boots, and then...
 
grapeshark77 said:
IMO - Pat wrote this himself and overdid it with the spelling errors. Also "bookmarked in Audible and in real life" made me laugh, so if he did write it that's a good bit.


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To note: the retards Pat hangs around all talk like him, they're just not as cluster B as he is. This "fanmail" was probably written by one of the 15 or so like-minded losers that actually like Pat and his psychotic rambling (they're social reject losers like him). When Pat fakes something it's pretty ez to tell.
 
Gangster Talk said:
"OMG I loved your book..."
"...and also I'm an engineer... on a... ship..."
"...and also our chief engineer wasn't sure what to say but then I had him listen to your book and then we got a million dollars and everyone clapped..."

Yeah, this is one of Pat's tall tales. It has the same absurd escalation as his barfight stories, where there's a rude nazi guest who insults the waitstaff and pours ketchup on a hundred dollar bill, and then Patrick says something epic that makes the guy quivers in his boots, and then...
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"Mr. Tomlinson, I just had to right to let you know how incredibel your books are. I am an engineer who works at a company that designs butt plugs, and we were getting to out there with our designs. They weren't selling well because they were to gimmicky. I was in Barnes & Nobles where they carry all of your books, saw your spaceship designs, and I new they were what I was looking for. I showed my boss who was so excited he called The Pope, and we all went out for ice creem."
 

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grapeshark77 said:
IMO - Pat wrote this himself and overdid it with the spelling errors. Also "bookmarked in Audible and in real life" made me laugh, so if he did write it that's a good bit.


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Here's how I know you wrote it, Rick, it doesn't make any sense. I also know it's you because an actual Naval officer would know how procurements work you fat idiot. It being a commercial ship makes even less fucking sense.
 
I really hope Patrick never gives this up and I hope he takes his health a little more seriously so he can continue to post more hilarious "owns" at people on xitter.
I feel like his greatest arc is yet to come as he continues to Child more and more actual SciFi fans and authors.
This and the AI art Kiwis keep posting is seriously amazing. Cow of the year hands down.
Also if anyone has any ideas for a piggy Fatrick comic, I can draw a cute pig and love to make comics but I'm not so great on narrative ideas so feel free to hmu with something.
 
grapeshark77 said:
IMO - Pat wrote this himself and overdid it with the spelling errors. Also "bookmarked in Audible and in real life" made me laugh, so if he did write it that's a good bit.


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pretty pathetic for anyone to fake (blatantly, might i add) glowing fan mail. it's already questionable to publicize private correspondence in the first place, which is why it's very unlikely to be genuine.

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Amazing.
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did an AI chatbot take over his stalkering duties?
 
Lord Denning said:
That's a big assumption, we can't rule out that he didn't get it from a toilet in a dirty dive bar or something.
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There's no evidence Fatrick ever had sex with anyone beside Ade. By the time he married Niki he was too fat to fuck her (especially since Niki had a big gunt of her own back then which Fatrick absorbed). My guess is he got his herpes from his favorite sauna at the gym he frequents, you know, the one which is a popular spot for gay guys who like to have sex in public. I don't even want to imagine the disgusting practices that occurred there for Fatrick to get his STD, but gays have a tendency to devise the filthiest sex acts imaginable so they'd find a way.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
I don’t think Pat wrote it at all. It reads like a masterful troll to me. Would bet money on that.
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What are the chances that the letter actually ended with:

And then I met with the fleet admiral to discuss how to further integrate the Tomlinson philosophy into officer training.​
But he told me you're a fat faggot with bitch tits, so we're gonna have to cancel the trainings.​
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Yours in Christ,​
Lt. SpaceEdge​
 
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I forgot to mention this news in the Israel-Palestine War thread: last week, IDF patrols were in the Gaza village of Haval Mawaqi and smelled a horrible odor. Inside, they found the remains of 40,000 kidnapped Jewish babies, many of whom had been ground up into halal pepperoni.

The hut owner, Fatriq Al-Tomallahson, is now in IDF military police custody, being charged with antisemitic fatness. His wife, Niqi Raballahson, has also been charged with hoarding Bedouin flatulence for the purpose of manufacturing chemical weapons.
 
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