💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I've decided to do my Stations of the Cross and read all the highlights of fatrick, and god damn how did he balloon out like this? I'm currently at the General Fatton advocating paint balloons on russian tank, and the page count is around 400

I can only dread what that fat faggot did to earn 1800 fucking pages in the year and a half since then
 
“An author isn’t something I claim to be. It is something I am.”

Patrick is an author in the same way that me writing the word “nigger” over and over again on Kiwi Farms makes me an author.

Fishmalk Observer said:
I'm currently at the General Fatton advocating paint balloons on russian tank, and the page count is around 400
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Believe it or not, it gets funnier and more embarrassing for him.
 
Happy 3-year anniversary to the publication of Patrick's last book, which bombed so hard he didn't get a new contract. He hasn't had any paid writing work since then and hasn't finished Tiny Tim OR the additional books in his two abandoned series.
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If you're wondering if Pat is aware of this anniversary - yes, yes he is #writerslift #writingcommunity

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grapeshark77 said:
Happy 3-year anniversary to the publication of Patrick's last book, which bombed so hard he didn't get a new contract. He hasn't had any paid writing work since then and hasn't finished Tiny Tim OR the additional books in his two abandoned series.
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If you're wondering if Pat is aware of this anniversary - yes, yes he is #writerslift #writingcommunity

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"Hit my word count"
Yeah great news Pat, problem is your "WIP" appears to be getting in Xitter arguments with your fucking toilet.
I'm sure the publishers who abandoned you, the "peers" who see you as a cautionary tale, and the industry that laughs at you are real impressed.
 
It'd be funny if he did get published and his publisher markets it to aspiring writers and college courses as a lesson in bad writing with annotations and footnotes added without his knowledge.
 

“I don't understand him. Why doesn't he go back to what he was doing before he became an author?”
 
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I guess one of the stipulations for lynn paying off the first round of quasi debt was Pat actually taking steps to make money so he can pay her back.

After years of nothing, now he's talking about daily word count goals? When was the last time he even really mentioned that he was still writing? I also wonder if he's including his tweets in his wordcount goals, but he's a bad enough writer that I could believe he's actually shitting 2000 words of vomit onto a page every day.

I wonder how he's planning to actually get it published. He seems to have burned too many bridges and I don't think his ego is robust enough to handle being a "self published author".
 
grapeshark77 said:
Happy 3-year anniversary to the publication of Patrick's last book, which bombed so hard he didn't get a new contract. He hasn't had any paid writing work since then and hasn't finished Tiny Tim OR the additional books in his two abandoned series.
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He tried pitching his "Herd Immunity" book at the conventions a few years according to EVS (banned sadly so I don't have the source), and according to him, came across as creepy and desperate. It's not a joke that his reputation as a toxic weirdo with troll problems is spreading.
 
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O&A has done several exposes on his first wife:
  • She sold off the dead husband (the guy who cucked Patrick) junk in garage sales, and I mean every thing, even a fucking one dollar snoopy so his kids won't have anything to remember him for
  • Patrick's 12 year old daughter looks absolutely miserable in the new marriage ceremony, sadly she's starting to look like Pat with long hair
  • She remarried within months to a dude who looks like a Inbred trucker, she also done the ceremony in a local public park and convention center and then immediately put all the plastic flowers and napkins back in their boxes and sold them off on Facebook marketplace
  • The new guy has a current gen Dodge hellcat and it features as the main photo of the ceremony with her and him hugging in front of the hood, I just find it absolutely hilarious that his ex now married a guy with the car that is the nemesis of the mustangs.
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Its crazy but when you think about it, why would a nice women ever be with Pat. She is likely the same piece of shit he is, he just has nigerroni rage to fuel his need to dominate women.
 
I finally got some time to play around with Bing's DallE and decided to try and immortalize three big moments in Pat's life in anime style for no particular reason. Enjoy artwork, stalker childs.
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Pepperonified said:
Some random craziness I came across



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Btw what is the earliest instance of Fatso saying that we are criminals going to prison? Here's 2 from Nov 26, 2019.



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1.7 believes that everybody who makes fun of him is guilty of criminal conspiracy to commit any other crimes against Patrick committed by other people. 1.7 GPA.

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I feel like this is the first time I’ve heard of the pests “impersonating police”. What have I missed?
 
Piggle Rick said:
I feel like this is the first time I’ve heard of the pests “impersonating police”. What have I missed?
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Everyone knows the Milwaukee police are secretly in league with ONA, child.

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I looked at his transcript again; unless AP stands for "Assisted Pinhead," he didn't take any advanced classes.

And Patrick's cope is hilarious; you can practically see him crying as he types his response. Grades and tests aren't meaningless. A child needs to know certain things by a certain date, and grades are a measure of how well they know the material. Most children are able to get average grades, unless they're fat, belligerent idiots like Patrick.
 
RussianParasite said:
This is part of a larger spergout by Pat, but I found this particular cope regarding his grades hilarious. It’s really getting under his skin.
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there it is again, the Sizzling of the Bacon™. there is his response, then his copy pasta, and then a late parting shot. i'm taking this as a confirmation that we know he's extremely mad when he responds, seemingly ends the conversation (i.e.: you have been instructed many thousands of times), then keeps posting more. it's beautiful to behold.
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
And Patrick's cope is hilarious; you can practically see him crying as he types his response. Grades and tests aren't meaningless. A child needs to know certain things by a certain date, and grades are a measure of how well they know the material. Most children are able to get average grades, unless they're fat, belligerent idiots like Patrick.
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Is there anything he isn't a thin skinned little bitch about? He was pushed through high school 25 years ago and barely passed. Why does he care if people know he was a shit bag student? I was a C student. If someone brought up my teenage mediocrity, I think my reaction would be similar to someone recapping what I had for lunch yesterday. How can this over 40 "man" care about so much about his grades in high school? He really needs to be the main character who is the strongest, smartest, fastest, baddest enough dude battling the forces of evil and mafia hitmen that call him fat. Which he is fat and a D student.
 
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