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Trolling himself you mean. There's no way this asshole is busy unless it's eating or buying more crap he doesn't need.
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Hey man he's 'producing' three new 'artists' for the Jackpack.
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Well, he considers himself a gourmet and we've seen how that turned out.
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Jack Live Stream 10/11/23
- Jack is making up for the livestream he missed on Saturday. He complains that 10 AM is difficult to keep based on how busy he is, but says "don't change your schedule" (which probably mean he's never doing a Saturday stream again)
- He claims to be producing for three new "artists".
- "The Ellis Way" - She's "not as polished as Paula Deen" - He'll share the video later tonight. He keeps having to look up the name of the channel throughout the stream.
- A "Twitch/gaming" guy
- And a barbeque guy
- Jack is "totally disabled" but is working constantly. He goes to bed crying "every night" from how much pain he's in.
- Jack's very excited to review a new sandwich shop because they offer coupons.
- "If I sound out of breath, it's because I'm choking" Jack is constantly clearing his throat through the video. He blames it on "post-nasal drip" and allergies.
- Jack claims to feel more alive today than he did last year because of how busy he is. "Kinda weird, huh? Because I was a lot healthier... last year." Jack has to ask Tammy when he had the most recent stroke.
- Jack and a buddy who both "don't drink" are planning to make a beer-brewing video, with a possible cameo from Robert in Knoxville. Rob Milanowski is offering to help in the chat and getting a lot of positive reaction, which Jack is a little snarky about.
- More product reviews coming to the channel. Jack wants to buy and review a power generator since the power in his neighborhood goes out all day at least once a month. "A company sent a generator for me to review." OK buddy
He's also reviewing the laundry magnets soon and wants to continue the freeze-drying series. - Jack is meeting with his old JOTG review pals to film new taco/burger/etc. videos. "Joe's ignoring all my messages so I don't know if he's mad at me"
- Hope and Zoe are "doing great". Zoe is "so gentle with her mouth".
- Jack confirms he makes the thumbnails for his videos. He "does everything" except for the comment moderating and the merch design, which he contracts out to two separate companies.
- Jack likes the idea of redoing JOTG videos at places where he "hated" the venue, but won't redo videos for CWJ recipes.
- Jack gets angy when a commentor says he should check his blood pressure. "My blood pressure's good, are you not worried enough?"
- He confirms Jeanette is not the girl from jail he mentioned a few times before.
- Lots of angy sperging about football.
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Never seen it. Dosnt happen.
Does. not. happen. ever.
Does. not. happen. ever.
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I got a new headset and I didn't check the volume before I opened the link. I think I almost blew out my fucking eardrums.
Also, Tammy is really putting Jack on the pay-no-mind list in this one.
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he forgot the drum beats to cover the music. i bet he thinks it isn't copyright if it's in a different language.
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Holy shit, where did he move to? Yemen?
I've never lost power for an entire day in my entire life.
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I don't expect Jackoff to google beaner language prior to making a video centered around Mexican food but the restaurant is CALLE as in the Spanish word for street, not CALLIE as in the name. He wonders if the name is in reference to California which is stupid but more critical thought than I would have guessed his stroke brain can muster.
Something else I caught, he complained about the building still having the old $4 taco restaurant's artwork on it. The logo said "Mexican cocina" (kitchen), he read it aloud and pronounced it "cochina" which is slang for a female filthy pig. It's something you would use to describe a dirty whore or uncouth woman who burps and farts in a restaurant, for example. The more you know.
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Fatty's still doing his Doomer Survivalist LARP and still needs to pretend he's a real celebrity to try and I guess cheat the taxman on top of assuaging his ego. He's getting his electrical fire waiting to happen specifically because of that.
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So Jack Jr?
So how long until he starts snorting into the mic, too? Post-nasal drip seems to be mandatory for Eye-talian Lolcows. Will he start doing a prestream podcast? A vest streak? A hat goal? A gunner glasses goal? Bubbles when he gets tips? Perhaps he'll head to the Wakhando and do Feasting with the King (and Cuck) at the Snort Fort... Now that I think about it, maybe his streamer that he's managing is Phil?
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It's especially stupid because his power comes from the TVA, one of the most reliable and hardened electricity grids in the United States.
He must be stroked out on Bickle Jews and Fruhd Chiggun. I figure biweekly strokes are a standard occurrence with how slurred and retarded he sounds these days.
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That new Madden campaign finally features a personal nutritionist? Or is Jack a DLC? (Doesn't like celery)
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This is the most sus thing Jack has ever said. Second most sus thing was when he said he didn't want a male dog so he could rub its belly and "not have to worry".
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Joe seemed pretty upset that Jack called him out on Twitter as if to imply he’s the one that’s being the asshole. Jack the narc purposely put the ball in Joe’s corner to put pressure on him getting together. That didn’t sit right with him. He’s blocked him everywhere except I think on Twitter. He hasn’t responded to him yet and I’ll doubt he’ll attend the meetup. Jack did mention that Rick Chavez, (no relation) the one that looks like Sosa, and Edgar agreed to do JOTGs with him.
TJ Services, which was initially called “Gimme Books” was Tammy’s grift after she lost her last job right around the pandemic. Jack was trying to promote her business by doing his great “graphic design” for her side hustle. Jack and her also both became licensed insurance agents too. I believe this was some kind of PPP scam that Qarolyn orchestrated, but I couldn’t find any supporting evidence. They mentioned it for about a month and it got memory holed. Very strange.
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He doesn't drink... but they want to brew some beer. What's he going to do? Give it to the homeless?
It's part of the prepping LARP he's doing to go with the dehydrator, the tower garden and other things that will not help him should the apocalypse happen. I'll say it before and I'll say it again if you want to prep for the "collapse of society" you need things to protect you like guns and ammo, food or skills that are useful.
But then generators work off of kerosene or gasoline. So they would need a huge supply of it and both degrade over time so you need to get it reasonably fresh.
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Now there's a thought. A CWJ series on how to manufacture drugs for the homeless. The whole reason he got a shitbull and moved out to the countryside is so they don't swarm his trap house and interrupt his filming.
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Like his disgusting pig of a wife.