Aside from the Scalfani's being examples of horrible human beings, it's not necessarily rare for a person to just not have any immediate family members, and that could be for a variety of reasons if they're single(compared to being married and in a stable relationship, not random boyfiend #35). Being an only child and simply getting older(The scalfani's are in their early-mid 50s, if we assume Jeanette is even close to their age that puts her in the mid-late 40s) means your parents who will eventually be dead wouldn't be an option, and even if you've got cousins and stuff it doesn't mean you actually know them or they're even in the same area/country. And that's not factoring in the possibility of having shitty family that needs to be written off (actually being pieces of shit or you just not getting along with them for whatever reason).
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I haven't seen this mentioned yet but Jeannet is Canadian. If a majority of her family is living across the border, perhaps that could have something to do with it? It would make sense.
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But of all people - the Scalfatties as emergency contacts? Doesn't she have other friends given she works in the healthcare sector? Also, it seems like she has broken up with her boyfriend, Steven, who was invited along to a couple Fat on the Gos. iirc Steven requested fatty not to put him on camera but fatty ignored the request, as usual.
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I'd rather have my emergency contact be a shoe than any of the Scalfatties
If she's friends with the scalfanis, enough to be regularly going on trips with them on and off camera, do you think she has any other friends assuming her personality is anything like that of a scalfani? come on.
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New video:
Can’t archive because I’m on mobile, sorry.
This video has triggered me in ways I didn’t think possible. Where to begin…
-I love that he used the siren at the beginning for the rip off recipe intro. Foreshadowing for when the fire truck rolls up out front to stomp out the grease fire.
-The “Bickle jooz” vat of marinating chicken looks like some kind of science experiment. Like something you’re going to dissect in middle school biology.
-That Vevor fryer is clearly meant for a commercial kitchen. It’s so fucking huge. I was thinking (when he first posted about it) that it was going to be similar in size to the one that STCG has. Like a tiny one. (And btw even he keeps this outdoors) Those curtains are going to stink to the high heavens along with any furniture. Since it’s open concept. Gross.
-He probably tripled the batch of oil. Usually there’s a fill line. Maybe not because it’s Chineseum crap.
-He put the double fryer on top of the freshly cleaned stove which you aren’t supposed to do. Not just for the fact that it’s a heating element, but also the weight of the device + 12 gallons of oil.
-After he pours 2 gallons of stinky oil down Jr’s drains, this thing is going out in the graveyard never to be seen or heard from again.
-Not to mention the fact that there are two large untrained dogs freely roaming around the kitchen. I’m surprised no one got hurt in the filming of this video.
Anyway, 7 minutes is one of the longer videos he’s put out in a whole, so I guess congrats?
Can’t archive because I’m on mobile, sorry.
This video has triggered me in ways I didn’t think possible. Where to begin…
-I love that he used the siren at the beginning for the rip off recipe intro. Foreshadowing for when the fire truck rolls up out front to stomp out the grease fire.
-The “Bickle jooz” vat of marinating chicken looks like some kind of science experiment. Like something you’re going to dissect in middle school biology.
-That Vevor fryer is clearly meant for a commercial kitchen. It’s so fucking huge. I was thinking (when he first posted about it) that it was going to be similar in size to the one that STCG has. Like a tiny one. (And btw even he keeps this outdoors) Those curtains are going to stink to the high heavens along with any furniture. Since it’s open concept. Gross.
-He probably tripled the batch of oil. Usually there’s a fill line. Maybe not because it’s Chineseum crap.
-He put the double fryer on top of the freshly cleaned stove which you aren’t supposed to do. Not just for the fact that it’s a heating element, but also the weight of the device + 12 gallons of oil.
-After he pours 2 gallons of stinky oil down Jr’s drains, this thing is going out in the graveyard never to be seen or heard from again.
-Not to mention the fact that there are two large untrained dogs freely roaming around the kitchen. I’m surprised no one got hurt in the filming of this video.
Anyway, 7 minutes is one of the longer videos he’s put out in a whole, so I guess congrats?
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Pickle juice + buttermilk is overkill, they're both acidic marinades to soak into the chicken, and doubling up just makes the meat mushy.
Chick Fil A is well known for using peanut oil not veggie oil.
We're still very firmly in Jack's Sad Era, it's hard to make fun of him because he's just so helpless and clueless on camera these days.
VEVOR has great reviews online.
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I can't even stand his brain-damaged unintelligible mumbling enough to watch how he fucked up everything.
Did he even use pickle juice?
Depends on how long you do it. It's sort of like using pineapple as a tenderizer.
Marinades without these ingredients can be done overnight, but stuff like pineapple rarely should be done as much as an hour. And usually something like 10 minutes is better.
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There will come a day when eating bugs and stuff will be the norm. Sure they won't show up on your plate as actual bugs. But they'll be grown and then turned into some kind of powder which will be mixed with whatever to make food.
And those that can afford the real stuff will be able to enjoy the real stuff.
He's just mushmouthing his way through the whole thing. It's actually difficult to understand him sometimes. "Bigle" juice? Yeah I know he's saying "pickle" but it sounds like "Bigle" which makes me think of some old school English boy's adventure books about James "Biggles" Bigglesworth. And yes that was a real thing.
There were times when I should have felt bad for Jack, but I don't. He remains a nasty shit throughout, his nursing home meal reviews showing he was a nuisance to the other patients, and a burden on the already overloaded staff. Every time Jack got 1-1 care, he treated it as a customer service experience, instead of realizing he was probably bumping someone else's care. Instead, he flipped the fuck out whenever he DIDN'T get 1-1 care. That was him experiencing the flip side of things, and he didn't like it one bit.
STCG Just did the stupid gimmick cooking shit of dishwasher and microwave. (Jack cooks shit in the microwave because of impatience.)
He also did Jack & Coke can chicken two days ago. Jack would have used a full can of coke, and it would have exploded.
One thing I love about Sam is that he dunks on Jack but may never have actually heard of him. He's like an unintentional Rob.
STCG Just did the stupid gimmick cooking shit of dishwasher and microwave. (Jack cooks shit in the microwave because of impatience.)
He also did Jack & Coke can chicken two days ago. Jack would have used a full can of coke, and it would have exploded.
One thing I love about Sam is that he dunks on Jack but may never have actually heard of him. He's like an unintentional Rob.
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Funny that you mention bug powder, as bug flour is real and EU made it legal to put into food now. Granted, I don't know if it has to show up as an ingredient used, much like food has to let you know if it has nuts or soy in it, but I guarantee you that companies will refused to disclose this fact for as long as possible. This is why you should be careful when you're eating fast food or junk food slop from now on, you never now what's going to be in it.
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I guess mommy didnt dress Jack the next morning... hes wearing the same clothes!!! or did he lie about marinating the chicken a day ahead?
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Does Chick fil a even marinate their chicken in pickle juice or is this something jack stole from some tik tok? I don't really eat at chick fil a very much, so I wouldn't know.
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I'm thinking he might've actually just worn the same fucking shirt, notice he's lacking the lanyard + necklace and there are completely different dishes in the drying rack.
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The whole point of dishwasher cooking is set and forget. By the time your dishes are ready, your meal is done as well. Not something I would do but they cooked a lasagna with the help of Alton brown on Mythbusters and, according to them, it was perfectly fine. The only thing that was missing was the crispy edges and browning. And speaking of Alton Brown, here's how he cooks a porterhouse.
Sure it's using high heat but can you say that you've been able to cook a steak that looks that good in only five minutes?
Not gonna lie. That actually sounds pretty good.
High in protein and low in fat. If you can get past the "ick" factor it's no different than eating a cow or chicken. Do I want to try bugs? Not really. But if it was turned to powder and didn't have a weird smell / taste I'd be fine with it.
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The (((people))) who run society have been increasingly open about forcing this bullshit onto us.
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I've got a really bad feeling that the comments are going to be deleted this time around, so I've taken screenshots as well. Too many hard-hitting comments hurt Jack-Jack's feelings.
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I've seen pickle juice and buttermilk on sites that claim they have copycat recipes for fast food chains. And there is a slight pickle flavor to the grilled chicken, so it could be a valid way to copy them.