💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Brian's gonna be sad when he finds out he'll never have the chance to try the blackened breakfast sausage. Fat Jackie gets in on the fun. Call me crazy, fellas, but I think I like this guy. Blessed be.
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Summer of George said:
Brian's gonna be sad when he finds out he'll never have the chance to try the blackened breakfast sausage. Fat Jackie gets in on the fun. Call me crazy, fellas, but I think I like this guy. Blessed be.
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Fat Poojeet Hackie just accused Brian of committing a felony lol.
JACKIE YOU ARE LOW IQ. Stick to terrifying the elderly into sending you iTunes cards.
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AirdropShitposts said:
Then why'd he write something trying to have the judgment thrown out? Why'd he keep telling the media he's got the debt against him?
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Patrick never submitted a 27 page D grade English Comp I essay with screenshots to defend himself against a debt judgement. He never went on a media tour to garner sympathy. No, he did not tell anyone he's got debt against him. Those are your delusions, child.

Wait for the doorbell.
Pendulous Dong said:
Fatrick's Breakfast and Breakfast has been removed from Google Maps.

Press F to enjoy prison.
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I never got to leave a glowing review. This is literally 9/11 for Patposters.
 
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Do you think Pat could ever recognize the type of sanity Brian is displaying here? Probably not. That's probably letting the idiots win.
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Brian Keene is a coward and is letting the idiots win. What’s he gonna do next? Publish another book to modest acclaim? Hang out with real life friends instead of endlessly screeching on the bird app?

Pathetic.
 
"no child brian, you have not been harassed as much as me."

yeah that's brian's point you retarded narcissist. of fucking course he hasn't been trolled as much. common sense allows sir brian to live a normal life.
 
Meat Target said:
Boomia's gonna sue Pat?
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Boomia is as much as a retard as Pat himself.
Yeah, he totally defamed you with his faildox and accusing you of felony telephone harassment or some shit. He doesn't even know your name.
Real strong case you have there, bud.

Another A-Log as stupid and special as the original cow.
Many such cases.
 
Incel Death Note said:
He's back to slapfighting with that actual author that demolished him the other day.
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"That's who you are making jokes with. But now, you stop." Ordering people around. What a tool.
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"But now, you stop"
Has broken me. He must imagine that he sounds masterful and powerful. I Lord Fatrick of the half hovel have deigned to unblock you Brian and command you to stop.
 
Incel Death Note said:
He's back to slapfighting with that actual author that demolished him the other day.
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"That's who you are making jokes with. But now, you stop." Ordering people around. What a tool.
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He's thinking about trying the corn? Is this dude a Farmer? Is he perhaps suggesting Pat should be sacrificed to the Corn?
Because that harvest began many years ago, child.
Pat is the harvest that keeps giving.
The man of Corn.
Corn, and FAT.
 
Windy Moors said:
"But now, you stop"
Has broken me. He must imagine that he sounds masterful and powerful. I Lord Fatrick of the half hovel have deigned to unblock you Brian and command you to stop.
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I picture him saying it like “YOU SHALL NOT PASS” in his own mind.

ETA: Ohhhh remember when he unblocked EVS in the same way, to give him “one last chance to apologise” and EVS said something like “fuck off fatso, and fix your fence”
Good times.
 
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GamerGateSurvivor said:
If a team of writers came up with Fat Rick and presented it to their editors, he would get rejected because he's too ridiculous.
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indeed - reality, unlike fiction, is not constrained by any need to make logical sense

in an unrelated note, it's occurred to me that Rick is one of the only human beings in the world who could legitimately fail the Turing test
 
An Sionnach Seang said:
indeed - reality, unlike fiction, is not constrained by any need to make logical sense

in an unrelated note, it's occurred to me that Rick is one of the only human beings in the world who could legitimately fail the Turing test
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With his 1.2 GPA, is there any test he won't fail at?
 
AN/ALR56 said:
Do we actually know anything about his dad?
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He devoted his entire life to his one and only passion - bringing gender equality into agriculture - with his first-born son following in his footsteps from an early age. Their combined efforts culminated in ushering in a true revolution in dairying when the dynamic father-son duo publicly demonstrated in front of a breathless crowd at the Wisconsin State Fair that you can milk not only the cow but also the bull.
 
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