What is with the skeleton hate of recent?

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Bone Santa

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We good boney boys who dindu nuffin, and if we did it's because of purely socio-anatomical factors.
 
Kill skeletons. Behead skeletons. Use their skulls as props in theater. Bury skeletons. Break their bones. Drink their milk. Deprive skeletons of calcium. Steal their funny bones. Smash them with Holy +1 weapon. Sprinkle skeletons with holy water. Exorcise skeletons. Assemble skeletons incorrectly. Grind their bones into dust. Display skeletons in museums with funny plaques. Carbon date skeletons. Correctly guess the sex of skeletons due to their bone structure. Make furniture out of their bones. Use their ribs as xylophones.
 
you spend most of your physical existence on earth as a skeleton. if you think about it, being alive and covered in flesh is really just a larval stage for your true final form
 
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