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The Auditor said:
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I particularly love the last paragraph.
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Women not wanting men in female spaces = unreasonable

Calling a mentally ill man "sir": Fascist, Nazi, totalitarian, life-threatening, call to violence, needs a physical response, arm yourselves fellow trannies!
 
I love that everything posted is from trannies, just them being them.

Meet U/GenN0torious
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A drug addict. Post
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Who had an experience with HRT. R/Trans
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And Reddit said the drs r bad and don’t know what they’re doing
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Who admitted they fucked about in another comment on another users post. Post
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Because the euphoria is addictive. R/MtF post
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But HRT addiction is just TERF bs. HRT is necessary and lifesaving!!!1! Is HRT addictive?
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My favorite tranny L's are the ones that involve animals, like fear-reactive-to-men dogs snarling at TiMs or getting cuddly with TiFs, or the parrots who keep saying the birth name. God I love the parrots in this thread.
 
Layton Mysteries said:
So when someone calls a MtF tranny either they/them pronouns or she/her pronouns without being prompted.
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It is very often possible to know what pronouns MTF types want from the way they are dressed, and most people just don't want trouble. But that is still not absolute, because only the more conventional troons want "she". There's also "they" and various recently invented words such as "xir".

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Key quote:
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Like Olive Oyl?
I hope that's not fashionable.
 
Peaches the Wonder Cat said:
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Went to prison, and was glad to be misgendered because men just treated him like a freak.
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Didn't lock it all the way.. HAH I know what will have happened.
He'll have been wanking in the cubicle, with the door not quite closed, maybe cos he's a tard, likely for an extra little bit of frission: he will have got to the point of no return, and she will have come charging into the bathroom, maybe wearing headphones or something, maybe not, maybe just in a rush to piss, and almost sat on his lap while he's going at it. Hopefully she didn't get splattered.
 
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Layton Mysteries said:
Wiktionary, the troon dictionary, has you covered: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/male-fail

So when someone calls a MtF tranny either they/them pronouns or she/her pronouns without being prompted.
There used to be a thread about obscure LGBT terms, anyone know where it is, I can't find it.
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What trannies (male)fail to understand is "passing" doesn't mean people actually see/think they are women, they see they are a tranny and will have an autistic meltdown or pity them if they "misgender" them. Same with pooners ofc. It's just easier for most people to not deal with that bullshit or not want to hurt the man in a dress's fee fees/deal with their managers.
 
Man is jealous that his sisters get treated like princesses, decides to become a tranny so he too can get treated like a princess. Instead...

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I was essentially told to "Just suck it up. Stop being so emotional"

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A little bit of background, i have only come out to my sibilings about being trans. They said they accept me for whoever I am but at the same time ignores the fact that I am trans.
Soo for the main story, I'm always treated pretty badly in general in my family. Always been screamed at, everyone being harsh on me and the list goes on. Meanwhile, my siblings are all being treated like princesses, lots of care and love. I kinda snapped today and said "Why do I have to be always treated so horribly. Everyone else is getting treated with so much love and for me its just shouting, and using sacarstic language and tone". And their reactions were pretty mixed but the sum it up it was literally like the title, Just suck it up. Stop being so emotional. Boys arent supposed to be like that.
Idk maybe i want to be emotional. I want to be able to cry and have people care about me. I just want to be happy... but apparently thats hard to ask for nowadays
Suffering from dysphoria and having to live as a fake version of you is hard enough. But i guess I deserve to get more hate even from my own family right. Life sure is.... interesting...

He's also bald at the ripe old age of 23, like so many other true and honest women:
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Have hairloss. Is it forever? (self.MtF)

Hey everyone! I unfortunately at a young age got hair loss and its gotten much worse now at 23. While some medicines i could take like finastride is an option, im not sure if its too late. I also heard HRT would help but thats out of reach for me for at least 3 years unfortunately. My question is will i be able to have like hair transplant or other forms of treatment to get a head full of hair if thats even possible? This is really stressing me out :/

He's cutting himself while shaving to get all that facial hair off, avoiding mirrors, and his mental state has deteriorated:
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I think I need help... Any advice? (self.trans)

So lately my mental state has just been in a constant spiral down. Im starting to feel worse about myself, hate myself more. I just don't have the drive to do anything. The things i used to enjoy, well i don't take joy in them anymore. Literally every other minute, the thought about why I wasnt born a girl lingers in my head.
My dysphoria has gotten worse too, im constantly cutting myself when I shave with the hopes it doesnt grow again. I actively avoid mirrors and pictures so i dont see myself. I get extremely jealous when I see other women around me and it it just goes into a viscous cycle where i hate myself and I want to breakdown....
All this while I was able to focus in school because that's my only means to move out and transition, but now, i cant even do that anymore and was also the point i realised that maybe I need help
Im not out to nearly everyone around me as everyone here is fairly transphobic. I do not have a support network at all. I considered trans friendly councelling but im afraid that might go south on me or people might find out.
I was wondering if anyone has been through something similar or has any advice on how i could possibly seek help? Any help would be very much appreciated as i don't want things to get any worse. :(

Analysis: He's an incel that's jealous his sisters got attention, and picked the troon path. He's not on HRT so my guess is that he has grown his hair long and is now sporting programmer socks and a pronoun pin. Surprisingly to him, that doesn't make him a girl, much less a princess. Everyone sees him as a disgusting ogre, including himself. His family needs to continue to talk common sense to him, and pull him out of college and off the internet so he can hang out with men instead of the tranny huggle cuddle, if he wants to avoid being part of the 41%.
 
Littlest Pooner said:
What trannies (male)fail to understand is "passing" doesn't mean people actually see/think they are women, they see they are a tranny and will have an autistic meltdown or pity them if they "misgender" them. Same with pooners ofc. It's just easier for most people to not deal with that bullshit or not want to hurt the man in a dress's fee fees/deal with their managers.
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Especially at this current moment when they seem to think it’s a legitimate reason to mess with people’s jobs and careers.

I think this stems in part from the fact that so many Troons are unemployable and on tardbux.

The unspoken rule used to be, don’t fuck with someone else’s livelihood, unless obviously they are a pedo or they are abusing their position.

These exceptions are hardly comparable to calling a man in a dress he by “mistake”.

The fact that Troons in the main don’t respect the concept of having to work and how Kafkaesque your life can get if you loose your job and get blacklisted, leads me to think they have never had to scrape by to pay the rent.
 
Defensive pooner spirals.
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got drunk to escape my sadness and ruined my life...​

basically for context im trans still a minor still living with parents, i was arguing with some girl who keeps calling me a "liar" for not telling everyone im trans and she started saying i was a horrible person and i was "actually a girl" and it made me wanna die, i was running low on weed/prozac so i went and got drunk, and i drunk texted her and told her to die and said i wouldnt finger her for 1 billion dollars, called her an ugly anorexic hoe and told her to have sex with her dad. now she's threatening to out me to everyone. my worst fear is my mother finding out i got drunk, use weed and recreationally take prozac and other things. but she'll effectively ruin my life if she outs me to all her friends and she said she'd screenshot all the texts and send them out to her friends. she knows where i live and she knows my mother. please help im honestly thinking of ending it.
 
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5 Bar Days said:
With all these sad, desperate, and lonely pooners, I'm surprised no guys have taken advantage of what must be the ultimate grift: pooner masculinity coach. Just teach some mentally ill chick to do cartoonishly masculine things like smashing a beer can on your head and insist that practice makes perfect so you can see some dumpy retard smash themselves in the head with like 30 cans and pay you hundreds for the privilege.
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basically this?
 
Peaches the Wonder Cat said:
Hey everyone! I unfortunately at a young age got hair loss and its gotten much worse now at 23. While some medicines i could take like finastride is an option, im not sure if its too late.
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I thought the problem with anti-balding medications was that they mess with your hormones. Troons are doing that anyways, what would be the downside for them?
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use weed and recreationally take prozac
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Huh? SSRIs aren't even fun.
 
Paul Enwerdhoeven said:
I thought the problem with anti-balding medications was that they mess with your hormones. Troons are doing that anyways, what would be the downside for them?
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I’m pretty sure that for a troon, finasteride would be utterly redundant. What it does is prevent testosterone from converting into the special testosterone that causes acne and hair loss (“DHT”). Troons are already getting rid of their testosterone with estrogen and prostate cancer medication, so they shouldn’t have enough testosterone left for a significant amount to convert into the hair loss variant.

As far as I know finasteride is basically safe for any man to take, it won’t make you infertile or troon you out or anything. At most it will stop pattern baldness and give you better skin. Baldness is one of the few things I’ll sympathise with trannies on, it positively sucks. No man ever looked better bald, that’s just cope.
 
Paul Enwerdhoeven said:
I thought the problem with anti-balding medications was that they mess with your hormones. Troons are doing that anyways, what would be the downside for them?

Huh? SSRIs aren't even fun.
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I've seen a handful of troons and poons mention taking antidepressants recreationally. Yet another reason why they have no business being prescribed serious shit like hormones, let alone getting experimental cosmetic surgeries. Kind of like that post (in either this or the SRS thread) asking for tips on how to dilate while homeless...like what butcher thought it was a good idea to approve such a ridiculous procedure for someone like that?? (rhetorical question, I know the answer is "all of them")
 
Peaches the Wonder Cat said:
While researching nelly_bean's "consent accident" I found this L:
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Related, I found this in his post history.
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About a week before my birthday, I was called into my bosses office, with two police officers waiting. This woman had told everyone that I had exposed my genitals to her in the bathroom and sexually assaulted her. The truth was that she had burst through the door when I was standing up and fell into me. Two of my female co workers backed her up, who I had known since I first started! Now I'm blacklisted from my dream job but even worse, Sex Offender is permanently branded on my record and will follow me for the rest of my life.
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Branded a sex offender for a woman "just falling into you" in a womans bathroom.
A bathroom which has stalls that you close when you are in a public space.
A bathroom where unless you chose to whip your dick out in the sink area or another place easily seen by the public, this wouldn't be possible.

Yeah and hell has frozen over you perverted creep.
 
Pooners on Reddit expressing the Trans Joy we all know and love:

"I hate myself and I hate women"

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I dont want to be trans. I fucking hate myself so much. I disgust myself and i will never be a real boy. I dont even want to transition because im scared i wont pass and even if i do there will always be something ‘off’ about me. I cant even go on T because im too young and im not out to anyone. I refuse to believe that im trans because its so disgusting to me. I hate myself and i hate women. Why did i have to be born like this?

"I also feel like people saying "it gets better" is almost misleading in a way?"

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On one hand I agree with you and medically transitioning has really helped and definitely is lifesaving, but I also feel like people saying "it gets better" is almost misleading in a way?
Because at the end of the day I feel like it doesn't. We can only do so much but the fact still remains we'll never have a cis body and we'll still be stuck having to suffer through dysphoria, possible transphobia, etc, and receive medical care for this entire lifetime. There's no "cure", all we can do is cope like you mentioned, but coping only helps so much when we're stuck like this.
I think people tend to try and water down how debilitating being trans can be/is for many of us. Like yeah I'm proud of myself for how far I've come, and I love who I am. But this shit is something I would never choose and it's a lifetime of agony and struggle that to put it bluntly is unfair. OP has every right to feel hopeless because in a way it is, we can't "fix" our condition we can only treat it as best we can and try to live happily and authentically to ourselves even if our bodies can never truly match who we are.
(Not blaming you, just adding my perspective because I feel like a lot of the time people try to force "just be positive it'll get better" when there's a limit to that "better" and I've seen so many people get attacked for expressing how difficult dealing with these realities is and how hopeless it can feel)

"It doesn't change, the best you can do is distract yourself and transition to a point where you can survive"

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It doesn't change, the best you can do is distract yourself and transition to a point where you can survive and at least try to live comfortably/moderately happily. We got unlucky but we can at least try to make the most of it. Hang in there

The extremely feminine writing styles are just the cherry on top.

Lifesaving treatment that improves mental health! Who wouldn't want to sign their daughter up for this?
 
behindyourightnow said:
I agree with you and medically transitioning has really helped and definitely is lifesaving, but I also feel like people saying "it gets better" is almost misleading in a way?
Because at the end of the day I feel like it doesn't. We can only do so much but the fact still remains we'll never have a cis body and we'll still be stuck having to suffer through dysphoria, possible transphobia, etc, and receive medical care for this entire lifetime. There's no "cure", all we can do is cope like you mentioned, but coping only helps so much when we're stuck like this.
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So gender affirming care is life saving, and makes me into whatever gender i identify, but all we can do is cope and lie about it making us happy.These people know they're living a lie, but because they invested in it for so long and gotten so far,there's no turning back.The entire trans movement is nothing more than the sunk cost fallacy.
 
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