💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Pig Cups]

good to be back foodjacks!

Welcome back!

God, what I would give to see what's on the opposite side of that photo. I've never seen worship services held in what essentially looks like a drug rehab. Is the rest of the place as depressing? How big is it? Was it a well-attended service? Is Jack sitting at the very back? Did the pastor draw attention to Jack in this moment, encouraging all in attendance to PRAISE JEEBUS, while the congregation cheered and ululated in tongues? So many questions...

Let's hope the dog thinks the dead arm is a meat stick and finally rips it off.

That would be nice. I still think this would be a more optimal scenario, though:

An Isabelle Dinoire-esque situation would be epic, but instead of the nose/chin/lips/cheeks getting affected, Hope Zoe goes full Hannibal Lecter and eats everything. Tammy comes home to what looks like a crime scene- blood trails all over the house, bloody handprints on everything, and a blinded, faceless Jack screaming and gurgling as he tries to figure out where he is (like Elle Driver post-eye pluck in Kill Bill: Volume 2).

Of course, the authorities would order Hope Zoe euthanized, but considering her current existence, it would be a mercy killing.

 

[p1138]

God, what I would give to see what's on the opposite side of that photo. I've never seen worship services held in what essentially looks like a drug rehab. Is the rest of the place as depressing? How big is it? Was it a well-attended service? Is Jack sitting at the very back? Did the pastor draw attention to Jack in this moment, encouraging all in attendance to PRAISE JEEBUS, while the congregation cheered and ululated in tongues? So many questions...

That's not the picture from his stupid men's bullshit(notice he's standing). It's an old photo from I want to say before his latest stroke?

 

[Point Emerging]

All I can see when his manfwen talks is Luis Carruthers.

That dude has an intensely gay affect.

Quote didn't work and I'm too drunk to care. Was responding to Jack is a mess in the Carolinas.

 

[Pig Cups]

That's not the picture from his stupid men's bullshit(notice he's standing). It's an old photo from I want to say before his latest stroke?

Correct. It was taken sometime after the stroke that killed his right arm, and before his most recent stroke/heart attack. From what I can tell (as Jack seems to have deleted it from his Facebook), the pic originally debuted on Sept 20, 2019:

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I don't have the words...

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

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Oh, sweet neon Jeebus on a Hot Fudge sundae! Welcome back, you Krazy Kiwi Kittens!
Please join us today at 2:30pm! <-- we're going live at 2:30pm


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stop double posting nigger.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

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stop double posting nigger.

no

 

[Sonic T]

Think about all the disease, poverty, hunger, and sadness in the world. Then think about how Jack keeps being allowed to see another day. Fuck the luck of the draw.

 

[Adamska]

Of course Jr., since I know it's him, got a fucking pitbull. Welp, my only dark hope is it goes after Jack instead of ends in a dog fight that results in Hope getting badly injured. Since they're gonna fuck up with that dog too, especially since it's allegedly a 'rescue'.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

If the pitbull rips off Jack's dead arm I will take back all the bad things I've ever said about pitbulls and consider them a necessary evil. If it rips off his good arm too I'll consider them heckin' awesome pupperinos.

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

Jack is a busy busy boy

 

[Point Emerging]

Jack is a busy busy boy
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I can picture it now: Tamham making coffee while Jack attempts to construct a list of "what he does" with a gimped out arm slapping away at a keyboard. "Lϋk hunny, I stay so bizzy, here what I been up to. Better slow down!"

 

[ComStar]

good to be back foodjacks!

I suddenly feel very sorry for Jesus. All the silly shit he gets thanked for, by morons like Jack...

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I suddenly feel very sorry for Jesus. All the silly shit he gets thanked for, by morons like Jack...

I swear if Jesus could have seen the U.S. Bible Belt or half the shit done in his name, he would have gotten off that cross and been like nope save yourselves.

 

[indomitable snowman]

I'm guessing they're crediting the "faith healing" of their church for the miraculous dead arm lift. He still has the dead hand clench and I don't think he's ever extended his fingers.

Miraculous would be the new pitbull not chewing it off.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

This is why I sympathize with the tradcaths who still want to do the Tridentine Mass with Latin. This shit is not worship of God in the slightest. It is garbage. These assholes might as well just be worshipping Satan.

Well….They are Israel enthusiasts. They love Israel more than Israeli Zionists.

All I can see when his manfwen talks is Luis Carruthers. View attachment 5375377
That dude has an intensely gay affect.

Quote didn't work and I'm too drunk to care. Was responding to Jack is a mess in the Carolinas.

You’re talking about Rawbert! Jack’s scissoring partner

 

[Pig Cups]

"I want Jack to cook for me"

If you see someone wearing that on a shirt it's safe to assume they're suicidal and need help.

I could've sworn there's a video out there from years ago where some naive woman hires Jack to come to her home and cook/cater a small function. It was from the CA years, so back before Jack (rightly) garnered the hate that he's attracted in recent years. Can't find it anywhere, though.

If anyone has it/knows where to find it, it'd mean the world if you could post it. Please and thank you.

 

[Fortnite Bear]

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Zoe also enjoys raw meat in the form of toddlers.

I can't wait to see what happens when they treat this pibble the same way they treat Hope.

Other than that, the livestream was crappy today. Listening to him talk about how much of a content super-genius he is with his obnoxious drum beat pisses me off to no end. He's talking about death more often, though, which makes me think he knows he's on his way out. Maybe I'm the dipshit here, but I still don't understand why he's doing the Jack Pack other than as a legacy project. He comes across as disingenuous when he talks about it.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[Aaway]

I could've sworn there's a video out there from years ago where some naive woman hires Jack to come to her home and cook/cater a small function. It was from the CA years, so back before Jack (rightly) garnered the hate that he's attracted in recent years. Can't find it anywhere, though.

If anyone has it/knows where to find it, it'd mean the world if you could post it. Please and thank you.

don't recall him doing this in CA, but he once drove to alabama to help cook an anniversary dinner for one extremely lucky couple. this was in 2016

rare full beard appearance in this one

 

[Polska krowa]

Jack is a busy busy boy
Jack is a busy boy.mp4

I know it's nothing new, but I still find it absolutely incredible that Jack, a guy who blames at least one of his multiple strokes on caffeine, continues to drink coffee as much as he does